《C.O.L.A. BERATION》Chapter 3
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(We now return to our hero, but there seems to be something wrong with him.)
Charlie: Nooooooo!
(Charlie was in town running down the street.)
Charlie: I can't believe that just happened. I got to go save her.
(Earlier)
(A woman was driving a vehicle and blasting music until suddenly...)
Woman: Yeah, I'm just taking my Toyota out for a spin and listening to some Chris Brown. I love you, Chris Brown. What in the world?
(She spotted someone on the ground.)
Woman: Oh my goodness. Someone is laying down in the middle of the street. I wonder what's wrong.
(So she got out of the vehicle to see what was wrong.)
Woman: Sir, are you ok? Are you hurt?
(He didn't say anything.)
Woman: Don't worry, sir. I'm calling the ambulance. They'll be here in no time.
(She got her phone and dialed 911.)
Woman: Come on. Come on.
Dial Tone Operator: We're sorry, but the number you dialed, 911, is unavailable at the moment. Please don't call this number ever again. Click.
Woman: WHAT?!
(The man on the ground opened his eyes quickly which startled the woman, causing her to toss her phone somewhere.)
Woman: Oh my word. You scared me, sir. Are you ok?
(The man stared at her.)
Woman: Ummmm...
(As the man was slowly getting up, the woman was slowly backing away from him.)
Woman: S...Sir, do you need to...go to...the...
(The man started walking slowly towards her, staggering.)
Woman: Please...Please stop. I mean you no harm.
(That's when she accidently bumped into a car, causing it to set off an alarm.)
Woman: (Gasp)
(Just then a lot of Zombies came from around the corner.)
Woman: What's going on? What is this?
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(She tried to run to her vehicle, but Zombies were already there.)
Woman: Someone, help! Help me, please!
(Suddenly, she was pulled into an alleyway by someone.)
Woman: Who are...
(A hand was placed her mouth.)
???: Shhhhhhhh.
(The Zombies went pass the alleyway.)
???: I believe we are safe now.
(The woman heard the person's voice. They sound like man. She broke free from the their grasp.)
Woman: Who are you?
Man: It's me, remember?
Woman: That voice sounds familiar.
Man: It should. It's only been about a year since we last talked.
(The man person stepped out into the light.)
Woman: CHARLIE?!
Charlie: It's been a while. Hasn't it, Josaline?
(Josaline slapped Charlie.)
Charlie: Owwwwwww! What was that for?
Josaline: Why haven't you called me? It's been almost a year.
((JOSALINE'SBIO))
{Full Name: Josaline Bancock/ Age: 20/ Nationality: American/ Race: Caucasian/ Height: 5"5"/ Hair: Shoulder length and black/ Hobby: Listening to music/ Favorite Dish: Salmon/ Hates: Airplanes/ Fear: Heights}
Charlie: I'm sorry. I've been busy.
Josaline: I waited for you. I was so worried about you.
Charlie: It's not a big deal.
Josaline: How could you do this to me? You're a traitor.
Charlie: What? What are you talking about? All I did was go to college. I wanted to further my education. It's not my fault why you didn't. Besides, I was only one city away. You could've easily driven to see me.
Josaline: Lies. You say nothing, but lies.
Charlie: Really? I just saw you get out that vehicle you were driving.
Josaline: If you’ve seen me, why didn't you tell me this place was surrounded by...those things?
Charlie: I wanted to see how the situation play out.
Josaline: Jackass. I could've died.
Charlie: Ah! But you didn't and it's all thanks to me, CB!
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Josaline: You poor little idiot.
Charlie: What?
Josaline: You realized you couldn't pronounce your own name, so you dumbed it down for your own benefit. I'm so proud.
Charlie: Shut up, ok. You have no idea what you're talking about. I know how to pronounce my name.
Josaline: Oh yeah? Pronounce your name then.
Charlie: Look, we don't have time for this.
Josaline: It looks like the little idiot doesn't want to prove me right.
Charlie: Fine. I'll do it just to shut you up.
(Charlie began to sweat a lot.)
Charlie: Ummmmm...
Josaline: What's wrong? Too hard for you?
Charlie: (Sigh) As much as I would love to amuse you with this pointless task you've given me, I have to get to City Hall.
Josaline: Why?
Charlie: My dad works there.
Josaline: Well, how are you going to get there? It's dangerous to go by foot. There are too many of those things.
Charlie: Nope. I have a another source of transportation.
Josaline: Really?
Charlie: Yeah and it's a nifty one too.
(Charlie walked over to a figure that looked like a car that had a sheet over it.)
Charlie: Feast your eyes and witness the all mighty...
(That's when Charlie pulled the sheet from over it.)
Josaline: Stack of boxes.
Charlie: What? No. The all mighty...
(Charlie looked over at it.)
Charlie: Stack...of...BOXES! What the fuck happened to my vehicle?
Josaline: Is that it over there?
(Josaline pointed at another figure that looked like a car with a sheet over it.)
Charlie: Oh yeah. That's where I parked it.
Josaline: Oh brother.
Charlie: Now, feast your eyes and witness the all mighty...
(Charlie pulled the sheet from over it.)
Josaline: Wooooooow!
Charlie: The Bat Mobile!
Josaline: Where did you get that?
Charlie: I have my resources.
(A flashback was about to begin.)
Charlie: No. No. We are not doing a flashback. We have to get to City Hall.
Josaline: Do you even have a license?
Charlie: No.
Josaline: Are you nuts? What if you get pulled over?
Charlie: I'm pretty sure the police have more important things to do than to worry about someone who is driving a vehicle without a license.
Josaline: I'm not getting in that car.
Charlie: Suit yourself.
(Charlie got in the Bat Mobile, turned it on and started to back up.)
Josaline: Wait! I'm coming with you! Just please don't leave me by myself!
Charlie: Hahahahahaha. Works every time.
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