《The World isn't as Ugly nor Beautiful as You Think》Ally

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The starless night sky looks like the emptiness of life. Alfi is right standing on Pinto's top since it's his lookout shift. The atmosphere is real silence.

'Hey, Pinto.' Alfi said trying to break the ice.

'Yup?' Pinto replied.

'Are you not tired flying nonstop like this?' Alfi asked.

'Of course not. I am a flying bowl which was created by the pure and strong Iru of the ancestors, so there's no way I am tired.' Pinto explained friendly.

'Then, what do you eat?' Alfi asked.

'I eat everything you dispose of in my body.' Pinto answered friendly.

'It means including...' Alfi said shocked.

'Exactly.' Pinto replied.

'What does it taste like?' Alfi asked in amazement.

'I eat it by using my Iru to absorb the whole garbage you dispose of, and I can make them taste like the food I like and I can make them very nutritious.' Pinto explained.

'O... Ok, thanks for telling me, Pinto.' Alfi said in disgust voice after hearing the explanation.

'You're very welcome.' Pinto replied friendly.

The atmosphere is real silence, and it becomes more awkward.

Megumi then comes with a bowl of soup and a glass of Bajigur (one of Indonesian traditional beverage, google it) on a tray.

'Have a meal, honey!' Megumi said warmly.

'Food! Food! Food!' Alfi said in excitement sitting cross-legged and having his soup with gusto.

Megumi smiles seeing Alfi having her dish with such gusto. Just imagine a generous woman feeds a hobo who hasn't had anything for a month.

Seeing Megumi sees him like that, Alfi stops having his soup and asks. 'Why do you not eat?'

'Well, I am not hungry. Don't worry about me, honey.' Megumi answered warmly.

'Ah, I want to have dinner with you.' Alfi asked in a spoiled voice. (Disgusting.)

Megumi then stretches her right hand and a bowl of soup appears on her hand.

'Well, let's have dinner.' Megumi said smiling at Alfi.

That weird couple is having dinner with such intimacy with the starless sky night flourishing the atmosphere. Why do I feel jealous anyway?

Suddenly, they see a shooting star.

'Oh, a shooting star! Let's make a wish!' Pinto said.

Pinto, Alfi, and Megumi close their eyes making a wish upon the shooting star. No, they are just fine, Pinto has autopilot which activates every time he closes his eyes.

When they open their eyes, the thing that they think a shooting star is falling to them fast.

'Is it just I or the shooting star is going to hit us?' Alfi asked.

'It is! Run!' Megumi exclaimed pulling Alfi's hand running to avoid the hit spot.

It falls right in front of Alfi and creates thick smoke. After the smoke faded, they see a man in a polka dot robe with orange color base cloak stands before them.

'Wahhhh! My leg! I shouldn't have landed like this!' He exclaimed in pain.

Alfi and Megumi see the guy witan h awkward impression.

'Should we help him?' Megumi asked.

'I guess.' Alfi answered.

'Are you sure? Look at his robe! He must be a Waku-waku member!' Megumi said anxiously.

'Enemy or not, we'll see. At any rate, we have to save him! If he is an enemy, I'll use my magic curtain and turn him into soap.' Alfi explained.

'Why soap?' Megumi asked.

'You must know.' Alfi said with the perv look on his face while pointing his dick (He doesn't stick it out, don't worry). 'We can do it together for foreplay if you want to.' He added.

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'O... Ok, let's help him.' Megumi said blushed.

They both then approach him. Alfi covers the guy's leg with the magic curtain to heal his broken leg.

'Feeling better?' Alfi asked.

'Yes, thank you.' He answered reluctantly.

'What is your name?' Megumi asked.

'Awan. Name's Awan (Literally meaning: cloud).' He answered.

'Ok, Awan. What made you fall anyway?' Alfi asked friendly.

Awan sees Alfi smiling at him so warmly. Awan feels reluctant to smile at him back that he can't say a thing.

"Hey, can you describe it more normally?" Alfi asked me.

"Oh sorry, my bad, I felt kinda awkward to write it. My hand as if it can write on its own. I can write more than 3000 words while I'm dozing off." I answered.

"Yeah, it's as incredible as what you always do at night," Alfi said in sarcasm.

"Ok, back to work!" I said trying to change the subject.

"Can this novel be a best seller book eh?" Alfi sighed.

"Shut up!" I exclaimed pissed.

Awan just turns his head downwards.

'Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.' Alfi said friendly. 'Name's Alfi and this is my girlfriend, Megumi.' He added introducing himself and Megumi to Awan.

'He... Hello.' Awan greeted them reluctantly.

'And the giant bowl we ride on is Pinto.' Alfi said introducing Pinto to Awan.

'Hello.' Pinto greeted.

'He... Hello.' Awan greeted them reluctantly.

Alfi then offers him a glass of Bajigur.

'It's cold here, have a drink.' Alfi said.

'Th... Thank you.' Awan replied taking it and drinking it in no time.

'How does it taste?' Alfi asked.

'Delicious!' Awan exclaimed.

'Is it?' Alfi asked friendly.

'It's fucking delicious! So warm and so sweet!' Awan exclaimed in excitement.

'Let's have some more then! I still have some to drink! If we are out of Bajigur, Megumi will brew it for us!' Alfi offered Awan.

'Yeah!' Awan exclaimed in excitement.

Alfi and Awan get along well in no time. They both drink 10 big cauldrons of Bajigur that they get drunk because of the heat. Just try it, if you don't get drunk, I guarantee you'll be hospitalized.

'Buahahahaha! I remember once I bought dakimakura of Megumi that my whole family insulted me and they considered me abnormal!' Drunken Alfi exclaimed.

'Buahahahaha! Some life you got there! I have plenty of Dakimakura in my room, but too bad they forbid me to sleep with my little sister! It's really unfair!!' Drunken Awan replied.

'That's true! It's really unfair! A big bro sleeps with lil sis is normal! There's no way a big bro will kill his beloved lil sis, right?! Her future may be killed, but at least, she's alive, right?!' Drunken Alfi replied drunk.

'That's right!!' Drunken Awan replied drunk.

Those 2 idiots keep talking nonsense, farting and bursting out laugh together that they are dozed off.

It's 4 O'clock already. Awan then bid them farewell.

'Well, I bid you farewell then. Thanks for the meal.' Awan said.

'Don't mention it, where do you want us to drop you off?' Alfi asked.

'Please don't, I can do it myself.' Awan refused. 'I am a Doki-doki user too.' He added.

'Whoa, no wonder you didn't surprise seeing Pinto.' Alfi said. 'What is your power anyway?' Alfi asked.

Awan then walks normally, but he doesn't walk forward, he walks upward instead.

'I am air walker.' Awan said.

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'Cool! Alan Walker!' Alfi exclaimed impressed.

'It's air walker. Well, see you!' Awan said running fast out of their sight waving his hand to the three.

'What a guy.' Alfi said.

'Yeah, you both get along well eh? Do you love him?' Megumi tempted him.

'Nah, I love you very much that no one can replace you, you know?' Alfi replied irritated.

Megumi just giggles and says. 'Yeah, I know. I was just kidding. Let's head to the bedroom! You must be sleepy, right?'

'Yeah, will you sleep with me?' Alfi asked yawning.

'Of course, baby.' Megumi answered smiling at Alfi.

Alfi and Megumi then head downstairs to their room to sleep together. I dunno whether they will do it or not.

Knock!

Knock!

Knock!

Someone knocks Alfi's room door. Alfi is awake and he rubs his eyes. Alfi is still sleepy and he hates being waking up in any way. But still, Alfi has to open the door. He opens it and he finds Kartika standing right before him.

'Get up Alfi, it's time for practice.' Kartika said.

'Mmmm..... Just.... 5... More hours. I am still sleepy.' Alfi replied yawning.

'5 hours?! Are you crazy?!' Kartika exclaimed pissed.

'Alright, 4 hours.' Alfi said yawning.

'Do you want me to smack you down? Come on! Herman is waiting!' Kartika exclaimed pissed.

'Geez.' Alfi sighed.

Suddenly, they are transferred to the top. Alfi, Kartika, and Herman see a group of polka dot cloak guy with white color base and orange circle fall from the sky and ambush them.

'Surprise attack, eh? How dare you wake me up!' Alfi said pissed.

'Scolding them with such appearance? Cool.' Kartika said in sarcasm.

'Finally, we have some enemies to defeat!' Herman said in excitement. 'Oh, What a nice boxer you have there, Alfi.' He added trying to hold his urge to laugh seeing Alfi just wear a boxer with "Property of Megumi" on it.

'Shut the hell up!' Alfi exclaimed pissed. 'Can we stop talking about this boxer? At any rate, we have to defeat them first. Hang on, the color of the circle on their cloak is different, does it mean they are stronger than the pink circled ones?' He added.

'I guess.' Kartika said.

'We'll never know if we don't face it, right?' Herman said in excitement.

'Right! Megumi!' Alfi exclaimed summoning his Iru arm ready to beat them all.

'Cakra!' Kartika exclaimed summoning Cakra.

'Kolonel!' Herman exclaimed setting a stance to shoot.

The three then start attacking them. Alfi gives them a heavy uppercut that some of them are hurled out of Pinto. Cakra smacks them all that some of them fainted. Herman looks enjoying shooting them. Yes, he looks so happy shooting so many nails to them. But, no matter how hard they try to finish them, they just keep coming. The enemy reinforcement falls from the sky and joins the party.

'To tell you the truth, they are weak. But still, they keep coming. How persistent!' Alfi sighed keeping smacking them.

'Nah, I am so happy that I can shoot my nails after waiting so long!' Herman replied happy shooting his nails with such excitement.

'What a psycho.' Alfi said pissed.

Suddenly, 5 men in blue thin jacket fall from the sky. The five assists the trio to defeat those cloak folks. The shortest one blows a gust of his breath that makes some of the enemies collapse out of clean O2. The tallest one summons his yellow Ribo which is a giant wolf and attacks them by having his Ribo scratch them brutality. The one with spiky hair turns his body into iron and jab them with no mercy. And the one with short hair and thin mustache attacks them by kicking them swiftly with his swift leg.

'Who are they? Why do they assist us?' Alfi asked surprised.

Suddenly the one wearing glasses stands before the enemy whom Alfi encounters. He shoots flame from his glasses that burns them into ashes. He turns around and shows his face to Alfi. Alfi is shocked seeing the face of the guy.

'It's been a while, Alfi.' He said.

'Ji-Chan!' Alfi exclaimed in excitement.

'Stop calling me by that name, you asshole!' Koji exclaimed pissed.

'Just kidding. My bad, my bad.' Alfi said giggling.

'Well, at any rate, we have to defeat them all first!' Koji exclaimed.

'Roger!' Alfi replied expanding his Iru arm.

The shortest one and the tallest one fight hand-to-hand. The tallest one puts his palm to the shortest's back and suddenly the yellow Iru of the tallest shines the shortest mouth. 'Teknik Gabungan: Nafas Kematian! (Combo Technique: Death Breath!)' They exclaimed.

The shortest one blows his look-like-wolf-breath to them. Resulting in them turn into bones.

Spiky approaches Herman and says. 'Wanna do a combo with me?'

'Is it possible?' Herman asked busy with shooting his nails like crazy.

'Of course! Just believe me, Ok?' He said putting his palm to Herman's back.

Spiky's green Iru shines Herman's nail.

'Now!' Spiky instructed Herman.

'Roger!' Herman replied.

'Teknik Gabungan: Tindik Besi! (Combo Technique: Iron Piercing!)' They exclaimed.

Herman shoots 10 nails and those ten fly fast that pierce 5 rows of them.

The thin mustache puts his palm to Kartika's back and in his flamboyant accent, he said. 'Excuse me, my lady.'

His blue Iru shines Cakra. 'Teknik Gabungan: Mjolnir! (Combo Technique: Mjolnir! Seriously, should I really translate it?)' They exclaimed.

Cakra smacks them consecutively and brutality with high speed.

'You sick perv! How dare you do that to me!!' Kartika yelled him mad.

'I'm sorry, my lady, but it was great eh? It would be really strong if you didn't wear any bra or such!' He said with perv look on his face.

Cakra then smacks him so hard that he loses consciousness.

'Thanks, but no thanks!' Kartika said pissed. 'Thanks, Cakra.' She added.

'My pleasure.' Cakra replied.

Alfi and Koji are fighting hand-to-hand.

'Alfi! Put your palm to my back! Let's do a combo!' Koji exclaimed.

'Homo! Are you getting horny by seeing me like this that you ask me to stroke your back?!' Alfi asked in disgust.

'Shut the hell up! This is the only way, you idiot!' Koji exclaimed pissed.

'As you wish.' Alfi replied putting his palm to Koji's back.

Alfi's silver Iru shines Koji's glasses. 'Teknik Gabungan: Nembak atau Ninju?! (Combo Technique: Shooting or Jabbing?!)' They exclaimed.

Koji's glasses shoot a lot of look-like-big-fist-red-light and they destroy the entire enemy that their bodies vanished.

'What a technique.' Alfi said shocked.

'That's a combo. Fusing 2 powers into 1.' Koji explained.

'Really? Anyway, why are you here?' Alfi asked.

'Alfi, it looks like we have to fight Waku-waku together.' Koji said seriously.

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