"Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, The Underworld, I've been to them all. They're all the same, promised benefits, eternal afterlife, true happiness, bliss. I still feel that something is missing inside of me, this time, I'll try to do what Buddha said, maybe it'll be different, but I won't place too much hope on it, after all. That 'something' doesn't exist."

-Arghat, The Undead Reincarnator.

Note: This message was recorded in a time where the purging of the records hold dominance. It is unknown when this message was recorded exactly, but it was definitely recorded more than 7,000 years ago.

Comment: hUnGrY! I sMelL FoOd! I MuSt EAT!