《BuyMort: Rise of the Windowpuncher - How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona. Apocalyptic GameLit》Happy Trails Map
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OTHER CAMPSITES - A number of other residents and campers existed on the premises before and during the start of the apocalypse. Their sites are still there while most of their stuff is not. Before the MortBlock came into play, this place, like many, saw a great deal of sales and looting by other beings (like slimes).
Phyllis's Trailer - Pot-smoking mechanized grandmothers tend to inhabitate this area. There is a nice little garden here as well, and a wonderfully cozy spot to sit and shoot the shit.
New Living Accomodations - Built by Gobbs, outfitted by LEAHCIM CONSTRUCTION. LEACHCIM CONSTRUCTION offers the best settlement models available for planets newly liberated into the BuyMort Family.
Tyson's Car / Moll's Home - This rusted and smelling leftover from bygone times has gone on to become quite the luxury bit of living. Say what you want about Molls, but she knows how to make a home.
Tyson's Place - Built using leftover dirt from the pre-BuyMort construction of the site, Tyson's privacy ridge always served as a wonderful barrier between himself and the rest of the camp.
Spider Silk Farm - A huge source of income for the Affiliate. Once upon a time it was a neglected part of the site, one left to the spiders who infested it. Since BuyMort is has been a source of tremendous profit, despite the unthoughtful destruction of a portion of it by Mr. Sada.
BBQ Commons - The grass is dry and brittle, dead from a lack of decent lawn care. But the residents don't mind. Yarsp meat often cooks and smokes on the grills here while residents meet, converse, and plan out their days over the bacony goodness of bugmeat.
Parking Lot / Old Office Trailer - Tyson got to see the ire of the slime firsthand here when they planned an ambush on his person that almost got him killed. The site was trashed, salvaged and sold, and is now just an asphalt lot used to hold their few vehicles.
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Sada's Mansion - realistically his mansion should be a bit further down and to the east, but with the dimensions of the page in mind we put it here on the map as an approximation. Sada always tried to keep his distance from the people who made him money. A bit strange in some ways, he was a spoiled man, but one who occasionally showed a lot of good as well. As he showed when he initially saved Tyson from dying homeless in the rain. The mansion itself is quite nice, with a pool facility out back and a number of bedrooms, a large dining and kitchen area, and multiple BuyMort-affiliated television devices scattered through its environs.

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