We went to the book club. Then we found a secret entrance to an underground cave!! It had a giant nintendo 3 ds in it and some chairs that for some reason matched out outfits. It was creepy. There were also matching jets that looked like colored potatoes with wings.

Woah i said. I tapped the bracelet i was wearing and then i transformed!

I am... (long awkward silence) Super Why! I yelled. And i have the power to READ!!!!!! Really well!

Red did it too.

I am the amazing.... Wonder Red! And i have the power to RHYME!!!!!! Really well!

I am.... Princess Presto! And i have the power to SPELL!!!!! Really well!

I am... Alpha pig! And i have the power if alphabet! Which is basically the same as Princess's power! Also im obese! Really well!

We looked really cool! Red looked super hot in her one piece leotard, and her magic basket of random knowledge in her hand.

Princess had a magical fairy wand!

i had a magic pen shaped like a question mark! So cool.

Pig had a toolbox full of sledgehammers, electric drills, chainsaws, and staple guns. What a hunk of junk. What good would that be next to my cool pen? #LolPigPoopNoobGarbageUglyUglyUglyExpiredToothpasteEatingPigThatsFat

Anyway, we walked over to the giant nintemdo console. It had some random lines and a book on it called Anime Adventures.

Peas and carrots, carrots and peas! Book come out #PlzPlzPlz! Lol! Said princess. The Anime Adventures book flew down from the heavens. We got in the potatojets that were called the WhyFlyers! We flew straight through the book creating a hole in the spacetime continumm. We randomly appeared an an anime universe and we saw a girl with spaghetti and meatballs for hair, aka my anime crush, aka Usagi, aka Sailor Moon! #Player we jumped out of our flying potatoes and then they exploded. We landed on top of usagi who was wayyyy more proportioned than us. She was also a lot hotter than Red and Princess combined. I will propose to usagi before we leave. Hey Usag! I said.

What did you just call me? She asked.

usag! I said. Short for usagi!

its literally one letter shorter. She said.

That doesnt matter when it comes to a fine lady like you! I said trying to flirt.

Uhh... she said. You know i hve a boyfriend...?

My heart exploded. I literally had to go to the hospital because i had a heart attack. I woke up to see a hot nurse from the anime pokemon center. She had the hot hair circle things that looked like hearts, just like my love for her. Her eyes popped like popcorn. (Inside joke lol) They glittered like glitter. I was in love.

Hey bebe i said.

Uh, looks like you've recovered. she said. Time to get you out of here. But one last thing.... Then she lifted up a needle filled with what looked like poison.