It's officially been seven months since our break-up!

Are you happier now that your ex moved in less than twenty-four hours after I moved out? Is she financially supporting you? Is she driving you to and from work, lending you her car when you need it? Does she cook your dinner and buy you all the games and trinkets you want?

Frankly, I couldn't care less. I just hope that your life hasn't improved. I hope I have ruined your birthday cheer with the looming While I, unfortunately, must see you for our upcoming court date, I wanted to update you on what the last seven months have been like for me. Here's a month-by-month recap and update with songs that got me through it all.