《Orthenon oroborous》Really i.i ....I transmigrated
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Orthenon opened his heavy eyelids with great difficulty. World was spinning around him and everything was moving in slow motion . He was seeing stars ,planets and purple oceans and a flying shoe. wait!
The shoe with nails in top struck him in his stomach which forced to lurched backwards.Ouchhhhhhhhhhh.Who just thrown a fucking shoe in my stomach .I am gonna tear his ears off with my trash talking.while complaining and grumbling.
The last thing he remember wait hold on . The last thing ..
, mmm yes, I sacrificed my body to a scary looking villan to do a re-over and then I was hearing melody of beautiful Goddess singing in metal like shrill voice .it was not beautiful but may be they have their own likes and dislikes.Maybe the goddess was a metal song lover.
Well, it was better than MR .Bean singing in his voice. When his vision cleared he was shocked to see short grasses primply cutted and cared for. When he move his head left to right he saw cloudless blue sky with white dazzling sun shining down his beautiful , charismatic and handsome looking face.
The sky is bluer than my earth I think and..and...the sun is more brighter than my previous earth. Temperature and weather is so nice in here , and I am feeling extreme pain all over my body just like I had crossed vaccum and space with my bare body .all this changes tell me that I have really tranamigrated.
Well earth just remember it ,you have left a prison in run .I am gonna fuck all of them over. I will gain power and destroy the entire milky way galaxy and Andromeda for a good reassurance so that no one had escape through my domination.
Well it took me 16 years to tranmigrate , I am gonna win in this life.
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But all his internal monologue and resolve came crashing down when he heard a student shouting GOAAALLLLLLLYOU MOTHAFUCKA'S.
Well , it was a good exercise for my resolve muscles, they needed a training and my mind was very quick with taking signals and detucting skills maybe I think ,I got a super intelligent power.
One kid stated while gasping ,"hey , you loser ,pass that football.to me quick. I am gonna do a goal."
Orthenon looked at the monologue interrupter, dickless ,stinky, kid and noted a peculiar change in him. He was not wearing a shoe.
"Hey what you daydreaming boy. I told you to give me that football . It is out of boundary for me ."
Orthenon being pissed of, pointed a finger to himself .
"Yeah you ,fucker, I am talking to you. Just give the ball alright .I am gonna leave you in peace or if you not I will leave you in pieces."
"WHoaaaaaa what a good line brooooo. Man you are going to be a script writer someday . I told yaaa". Replied the team in chorus.
Orthenon being irritated closed his ring finger and extended his middle finger slowly and peacefully like he has all the time in the world and then He pointed his hand on the direction of dickless boy and waved at it so that he can see it clearly .
Then he made his left hand ring finger and thumb in 'o 'shape and and thrusted his right middle finger in and out.
The dickless kid was beyond furious,his face become as red as tomato in spring.
Orthenon seeing his vulgar language been delivered to the host picked up the shoe .
Well hoe for a goal
Then a shoe for a low bottom's hole.
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