Orthenon picked up the shoe and mentally told himself that his luck was always very good ,as it always save his life most of the time even from the hands of she -calamity.

But just now, it fucking hurts all over my body with no fucking apparent reason ,please don't ...oh please don't let my luck be bad. Maybe ,all the things I imagined happened and I really travelled to some far place but me being too handome and strong it flinged be back to earth due to being jealous.i am too charismatic after all.

The very descriptive gesture of Orthenon made the dickless boy speechless and infuriated at the same time.

He was covered in matted blood ,his front teeth were choosing another person to marry while his eyes were swollen with purple rashes.. What more destruction did he wanted to do before dying off in a government hospital bed . Is he a masochist or a sucide motivator masochist.?

No matter what he wants I am gonna kick his daylight out of him ,otherwise everybody would think Danny is a pussy and he is afraid of cops, my daily dose provided by dealers will be gone to smoke because of it and I am not gonna feel shameful to kick the beaten donkey because he was the first one to curse me thought Danny. I am completely justified.

As he was building his inner momentum and his perfect monologue to teach this masochist a lesson.

Whistle sounded and all the teams player sorrounding Orthenon quzzically looked to the coach , who was running here in top speed with a check list cardboard in hand.

Coach huffing and puffing asked to the players ,"did not your Momma told ya ,to never kick a person when he is down.otherwise karma with be back to bite a piece out of you."

Danny replied" well my Momma ran off with another man so yeah nobody told me so I am very justified to teach that eyesore a lesson."

Coach asked back in angry tone, "Are you a faggot ,son ??"

" what did you say??,I did not hear you COAH "quizzically asked Danny while putting his pinky finger on his ears to see if cerumen is really blocking his ear canal or not.

Coach replied in as a matter of factual tone "Are you a faggot?"while enunciating every word.

Danny was rendered speechless ,do everybody here have a death wish ,and look even my coach is insulting me . Man this day is bad for me . After I am done with this shit . I am gonna masturbate and sleep. Man I really really want a girlfriend but no girl wanted to date a crackhead like me thought Danny.

And without missing a beat punched his coach with a right hook and following that he performed tai Justu , karate ,anaconda style and monkey chop but nothing worked ,he was not able to even touch his hair.

Well you think why do I want to touch some guy's hair.

Dramatic entery DADDAM DADDMMMMMM

Rule numbero ,, in girls fight whoever first touches bitches hair wins the fight, but in order to that you have to fight like your life depended on it.

Rule number two, scratch that bitchy pretty face and make up alike with your sloth like nails.

Rule number three , call cops first and punch yourself in the face to break your nose enough to draw blood and feign asn innocent victim .

Rule number four,Go ballista on the cops with discreption 99.9% facke and only 0.1% truth whoever says mix half lie and half truth they are totally bullshiting that is why detectives are born , you got me there or not...

Ahem ahem , continuing the topic.

Coach was a very talented tai chi practitioner and a very good football coach .He had a beautiful wife that he married from Syria when he was having sex with another women, i myself don't know how that worked.

Maybe be it was a god gift or that girl is after his property but ,oh man! Thinking about that busty woman make me hard in middle of fight.

Author note : There lot of improper words are said for girls, but you know what it is a comedy novel and I have to make my earnings.so yeah! Want to comment aboute my misbehavior type on the section below.

I am ready to change someone point of view.

But don't reject the novel.