《Project: Massacre》Chapter 4: Hot Tub
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“You're awake!” Professor Vallard exclaimed.
“What happened to him?” Willow furiously asked.
“He must’ve gotten injected with the SIE,” Professor Vallard theorized.
“What is that suppose to mean?” Zayne questioned.
“It stands for Situational Intelligence Enhancement, it could be what was injected into you, Zayne,” Vallard responded.
“Wait so does that mean I’m going to be like super smart?”
“Perhaps… Alright, Zayne I am going to have to run a full DNA test and body scan.”
“Dude you’re a chemist…”
“A chemist that works at a hospital…” Vallard replied.
“Ok, that’s pretty sick.”
Zayne and Willow walked into the hospital wing of the building. Zayne sat on the table, so Vallard could take blood samples.
Vallard took the blood and scanned it for evidence of his own substances in him. He saw the results, and he looked very confused. He rescanned the blood, and he got the same results. “What is going on…” Vallard said.
“What happened?” Willow asked.
“Well it appears that there is no trace of the SIE inside of Zayne-”
“So I’m not going to be smart…”
Ignoring Zayne he continued, “But I did find the IDI inside of him.”
“What is that?”
“Instant Death Injection. It basically stops anyone’s heart instantly.”
“Why didn’t it stop his heart?” Willowed asked.
“See that is the mystery I am trying to figure out. We haven’t had it not work before. There has to be a common variable between everyone who died taking it. Ok, I’m starting general, maybe they are Plutonians.”
“Yes that makes sense, but I am also from Pluto, so why does this help us?”
“Ah very true. Ok, I am doing a body scan, maybe that will help us.”
Zayne got up and sat down on a table with white paper covering it. He heard a beep and a red light scanned from his head to his feet.
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The machine clicked back into the rest position, and Zayne sat up.
“The results will take an hour so I invited-” Vallard was cut off by someone knocking at the door. The person at the door knocked 3 times and pulled the door open.
“Hey, it’s me Hot Tub!”
“Wait, hold on why is your name Hot Tub and why are here?” Zayne asked.
“My name is Hot Tub because I’m hot and I sell tubs at the appliance store. Oh, I’m here because Val invited me, I’m the life of the party!” Hot Tub winked.
“Why did you invite this man?” Willow shot a look at Vallard.
“Hey, if you’re interested I can set you up with a tub…”
“WHY IS HE STILL HERE…”
“My buddies call me H.T. if you are interested…”
“Ok dude Hot Tub can’t be your real name…” Zayne remarked.
“Ok fine you caught me… My real name is Hot Tub Jacuzzi.”
“No… That is too great to be true,” Zayne burst out laughing.
“It’s on my birth certificate,” H.T. replied.
“No, it’s not…”
H.T. pulled out his birth certificate, and it surprisingly said Hot Tub Jacuzzi.
“Yeah, so I kind of keep a copy of that on me at all times, because people like you guys don’t believe me...” H.T. said.
*Beep beep*
“Oh, the results are done,” Vallard said.
“Oh ok chill,” Zayne replied.
“There’s no chill in my hot tub,” said H.T.
“Dude you are so extra stop.”
After staring at the results in disbelief Professor Vallard said, “Um… Zayne, you aren’t from Pluto… or our Solar System for that matter…”
In unison H.T, Zayne, and Willow said: “Wait what..?”
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