《School of Madness~ One Piece x Reader (AU) [#Watty2015]》Kiss The Bunny! 1/2
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"I'm too sane for this shit!" You gasp, hiding under a desk. Another tremor shakes the building. Curse your luck! Curse these insane people!
"___! Where'd you go!?" A voice calls but you cover your ears.
"They're all crazy! The principal! The teachers! And the students are just as insane!" You whisper, feeling like you yourself was slipping into madness. Oh how did you get thrown into this school!? "If I ever get out of here alive Gin, I'm kicking your ass...."
"___!?" Kid calls again. Ever since the announcement you've been running around campus and trying to get back to your room which Doflamingo had labeled a safezone. The only damned safezone in the entire school was being guarded by students. This was worse than seeing Law almost kiss that girl in your room.
"Worst week ever!" You breathe. A hand on your shoulder makes you jump and look over to see the guy you had been avoiding for three days. "Hi Law," You greet, wishing you could hide somewhere else.
"Are you okay?" He asks with a frown.
"Oh me? I'm fine! Just being hunted by the school is all, you should go check on your girlfriend though, she might be in trouble," You comment, trying to move pass him. He blocks your way.
"Let me explain, that wasn't what it looked like," He tells you. You give him a highly doubtful look and he sighs. "Really, it wasn't... She heard I was looking for you and came by the room and suddenly got all over me and then you walked in and... I swear ___, that was just a misunderstanding." He whispers, kinda pleading. You meet his silver gaze and soften.
"I'm sorry for disappearing then, I just didn't want to be a third wheel..." You murmur, looking down.
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"Dummy." He huffs, making you look back at him in surprise. He smiles and shakes his head, "You... I..." He trails off, meeting your eyes. He starts to lean in toward you when someone bumps the desk you hid under and makes it hit Law in the forehead, making him call back.
"Oh no you don't Raccoon," Kid growls. "___ is trying to avoid liplocking at the moment."
"Right! I need to find a way back to the room!" You tell Law.
"Right... I totally forgot this stupid contest!" Law groans.
"The whole school has turned against me!" You grumble. Another tremor shakes the building. "And what the hell is shaking everything!?"
"Whitebeard must be scolding the students for running around," Kid comments.
"Who?" You huff.
"He's an administrator here, I'm surprised you haven't seen him," Kid says, checking the hall. "Alright we're in the clear! Let get- LOOK OUT!" Kid shouts as you stand up you freeze and look at him. Law makes a move but is too late as someone grabs you from behind.
"Hold on tight princess," Marco's voice sounds in your ear you pause and feel him jump out the window with you. You let out a surprised squeak and hold onto him. Blue and gold flames cover his arms suddenly, making wings.
"What's this about Marco!?" You demand fearfully.
"Give me hmmm, three kisses and I'll take you to your room," He states, circling the school.
"Oh no not you too!" You gasp.
"I want out yoi," He says. "Just three kisses, I'm sure you won't let anyone get more than one." He adds. He was serious, and you wanted to get to the safezone.
"Fine," You grumble with a blush. He smiles and looks into your eyes.
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"Thank you," He murmurs before stealing three swift kisses. "You have soft lips. I hope no one else gets to feel them," He rumbles, flying into building C and dropping you off at your door. You swiftly get in before anyone else could grab you. Once inside you toss off the bunny ears and start for your bathroom. You open the door to find Ace stepping out of the shower. You both pause, looking at eachother's face. You close your eyes.
"Really need a lock," You say, handing him a towel.
"You okay? The whole school is after you huh?" He asks, taking the towel as you back out and close the door.
"All except the teachers thank god." You sigh.
"Don't worry, some of us will protect your lips,"Ace comments, swiftly getting dressed and stepping out.
"Like you?" You guess. He smirks at you.
"Sorry, I'm after them too," He rumbles, tipping your chin and stealing a kiss. Your face flushes and you cover your face when he pulls back.
"Safezone!" You scold him, flustered. He blinks and smirks.
"Oops, looks like I'll have to try again then," He chuckles. You blush even more. He starts to lean toward you when the door flings open and a fireball hits the side of his head, making you jump back into the wall with a surprised squeak.
"What the hell are you doing? This is a safezone!" Sabo scolds, closing the door. Ace frowns at him with a slight glare
"Like I care, I still want to kiss her," Ace says with a shrug, throwing a fireball back at him. Sabo clicks his tongue as they get into a fireball fight. You watch in slight horror, though they didn't seem to be getting burnt, they were getting more annoyed with eachother. You look around for something to stop them before spotting two water bottles on the dresser. You swiftly open them and splash the two guys, making them stiffen in surprise. They slowly looking over at you.
"No fire fighting in my room dammit!!" You scold, throwing the empty bottles at their heads.
"Sorry..." They say together.
"___! I heard there's a contest- why are you guys wet?" Luffy asks his brother's as he leads Zoro, Law and Kid into your room.
"No reason," They say looking away. You tap your foot in annoyance.
"If one more person tries to lock lips with me today, someone is getting their ass kicked." You grumble ill temperedly. That's when the intercom sounds.
'Hello students~ To make things more interesting, the teachers will also be playing for a vacation of their choice! And ___, your safezone expires in two hours have fun!' Doflamingo chimes. The guys look at you as you pale.
"COME ON!!"
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