I stared at the man who was standing over me, his face aghast. His monocle fell from his face as 5 men who were seemingly guards ran over. They drew their swords and yelled at me to step away from the head attendant. I looked up at the sky and sighed.

Just when I thought I could live a normal life, I had to get reincarnated.

I flopped on the ground and looked up at the male servant.

“Do you have a phone by chance?” I said, hoping for a miracle.

“What?”

“A phone, do you have a phone?”

“What’s a phone?”

I looked back up into the sky.

Why have I been forsaken this way?

Now, you may be wondering, who is this? Why are they in another world? Is this just another isekai/reincarnation book that’s just a piece of trash?

I am Aria Dwestella Monfonte De’Pelier. For both our sakes, let’s keep it to my maiden name, Aria Johann. Long brown hair, brown eyes, fair skinned. Honestly, if not for my glasses, I’d be mistaken for every other girl in Europe or North America. Now I’m just mistaken for every fifth girl.

Why do I keep getting reincarnated?

I don’t know and I don’t think I’ll ever know. I’ve been reincarnated 347 times and still haven’t found the answer. I doubt that I’ll ever find an answer.

Is this just another isekai/reincarnation book that’s just a piece of trash?

Honestly, I wish. Everything would be so much easier if I was overpowered and everything went my way.

This story is about me and my misadventures. From having to crown a prince, to seeing everyone die, to slapping a gigantic snake, I think I can surely say I have quite the interesting story to tell.

Of course, it is always up to you to read this book. But if you ever get reincarnated, this guide might come in handy to tell you what NOT to do.

So, let’s begin!

Tip 1: Don’t play games with royals.