y/n: i really want them to go live

M: what?

y/n: BTS, they havent gone live in so long

M: yeah well, i dont think they get the time

y/n: yeah, i understand

y/n: i havent seen Taehyung go live in soooooo long

M: do you want him to?

y/n: pfft yeah obviously

M: so that you can check out his ass?😏

y/n: oh come on, i just wanna see him, and know that he's well, that's it

M: not the others?

y/n: they still went live recently, Taehyung hasnt gone live in forever

M: aw, i'm sure he'll go live soon

y/n: gahh, i wish everything you say comes true, i'll send you chocolates

M: which ones?

y/n: 🍫

y/n: these

M: rude😒

y/n: okay, what do you call Suga when he's being rude?

M: we dont say anything, we let him be rude, we cant mess with him

M: Bangtan probably at some point^

y/n: oh come on, play along, it's a joke

M: okay, i dont know, what?

y/n: MEAN Yoongi

y/n: 😂😂😂

M: are you trying to give Kim Seokjin some competition?

M: why the hell am i being haunted by dad jokes?

M: i dont hate them but-

M: okay fine, this was funny

M: i wish Min Yoongi could hear this..

y/n: i know, i am funny, i could most definitely give Kim Seokjin some good competition, but i'd lose, not because im less funny, but because i love him a lot

y/n: lmaooo, if only i could tell him the joke myself

y/n: fucking hilarious

y/n: his expressions would be everything

M: ah, so much love

y/n: too much to handle

y/n: also, i need to sleep now, after i finish the Namjoon fanfiction

y/n: okayyyy goooood nighttttt M, i'll send you more chocolates if Taehyung or ANYONE goes live tomorrow

y/n: 💋

y/n: i'm not sure why i sent that

y/n: please ignore

M: tomorrow might be too early, give it a day or two at least

M: you sent it because you wanted to..

M: dont worry, i dont mind you kissing me..

y/n: yeah okay cool, 2 days..also,.i dont wish to kiss a 50 year old man, thank you

M: hey, i'm 25

y/n: you told me you were 24...

M: i recently turned 25.. it'll take longer for me to get a hang of my new age

y/n: yep, you're 50.. good night M😂😇

M: good night angel

*did he just fucking call me an angel??? what the fuck... i am so not responding to that...*