M: let's bet my ass now, shall we?

no

y/n: there's something I need to ask you first

M: shoot

y/n: how can you not know what fanfics are? HOW HAVE YOU NOT READ A FANFICTION BEING AN ARMY?

M: umm, idk?

y/n: wellll, aren't you gay for any member???

M: uh what

y/n:

I'm sure you must be crushing on at least one of them...??

M: well, maybe?

y/n: seeee, I knew it.. I can bet one of them is Jimin

M:

lmao, why would you say that?

y/n: because the entire world is whipped for my mochi.. every girl is in love with him.. every guy is gay for him.. it's the JIMIN EFFECT

M:

y/n: are you seriously finding memes , screenshotting them. and sending them?

M:

y/n: well done, im proud of you..

M: and I do have a crush on Jimin

y/n: as you should.. he deserves all the love in the world

M: aw😇😇

y/n: now we can bet your insured ass

M: okay so.. random shit//

M: I had thought of something

M: but I cannot remember it now..

oh my god, did you lose already?

y/n: good that your ass is insured..

y/n: because I just won your ass..

y/n: wow that's weird

y/n: IM CLAIMING YOUR BUTT

y/n: IM THE BUTT QUEEEN

y/n: also, the point of something being random is that you're not supposed to think

M:

M: okay butt queen

M: you go then

y/n: ummm

y/n: yes okay, talking about butts

are you sending me a picture of your butt?

y/n:

no you byuntae.. I'm not.. don't get all worked up

M: ah that's sad

M: OKAY THAT IS MY FAVOURITE MEME.. IM GONNA SEND IT TO EVERYONE

y/n:....

ANYWAY

y/n: so I was at one of my friend's place.. and we were watching this random award show clip.. I dont even remember where it was from and why we were watching it.. we were all engrossed in our phones but we refused to move our asses to get to the remote and shut the tv off

y/n: the moment I removed my eyes from my phone I see this really amazing butt on tv

M: an amazing butt?? lmao..okay.. go on

y/n: aishh shut up.. butts are cute

y/n: so I immediately took the remote(idk where the energy came from, maybe that butt energized me) and I asked my friends to look up..

y/n: they asked me what's wrong so I showed them the butt

y/n: they asked me "what about it?"

y/n: I said, "Kim Taehyung has a butt doppelgänger"

M: you said WHAT

y/n: well, it did look exactly like V's butt

M: and why do you know that?????

y/n: because I love V's but...come on, we're past the judgement phase now

y/n: I mean, V has an amazing ass.. so does Jimin.. I could recognize those butts anywhere...

M:

wow, Jimin's too?

y/n: even jungkook's.. the rest are kinda flat..STILL BEAUTIFUL BUTTS BANGTAN

y/n: im gonna start a cult and name it BBB- beautiful butts Bangtan

M:

y/n: it amazes me too....

y/n: BUT GUESS WHAT

y/n: I played the video again and it DID TURN OUT TO BE TAEHYUNG'S BUTT AFTER ALL

y/n: BTS WERE THERE AT THAT AWARD FUNCTION

y/n: AND EVENTUALLY I WAS ALSO GRACED BY THE PRESENCE OF JIMIN'S BUTT.. AMAZING.. PERFECT BUTTS

M: you're scaring me and scarring me for life

y/n: you couldn't possibly be scared of a girl who has a thing for the butts of Bangtan...lmao, looks like the name of a Mafia gang.. the Butts of Bangtan

M: god y/n... okay,,, butts... beautiful buttsssss

y/n: NOW you get ittttt

M: nothing random I could say that could ever top this..

y/n: exactly.. you just lost your butt to me..

M: seeing your weird butt obsession.. im sure you'll take good care of my butt..

y/n: heyyyy, it's NOT WEIRD

M: sure...

M: why were you upset though? as in, why did you need a distraction?

y/n: AHHHHHH

y/n: okay you've earned it

y/n: welllll, did you see BTS' recent tweet?

M: yeah? I guess? their tour schedule?

y/n: precisely that..

M: what about it?

M: oh

M: oh

M: oh

M: they're coming to (your country) aren't they?

y/n: BINGO

y/n: THEYRE FUCKING COMING TO MY CITY AND IM NOT OKAY I WILL DROWN IN MY OWN TEARS WHAT THE HELL OH MY GOD HOW WILL I SURVIVE THIS THIS IS NOT DONE HELLO GOD ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME IM NOT OKAY I WILL DIE TODAY IM SO HAPPY UWUUUUUU IM NOT READY FOR THIS I HAVE SAVED MONEY FOR THIS DAY AND NOW I WILL SEE BANGTAN LIVE IN FRONT OF MY STUPID EYES I WILL SEE THEM IN TWO MONTHS

y/n: I COULDNT EVEN BOTHER PUTTING PUNCTUATIONS THE ABOVE MESSAGE MAKES NO SENSE

M: oh, it makes perfect sense

M: go drink water

M: please

M: are you holding your breath?

y/n: *with a red face* omg how did you know???

y/n: no but seriously, I was holding my breath..

M: calm down please

M: dont worry, you'll meet them

y/n: that's the problem.. I dont wanna meet them.. I just wanna see them

M: what? why?

y/n: I dont want them to reinforce their perfection over my mind.. and I know if I 'meet' them.. it'll be my last day on this planet

M: wow, you sure are weird

y/n: hehe, I'll take that as a compliment

M: it was a compliment