《MIND OF A MENACE》SIX
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"THATS JUST HOW WE DO IT, DO IT, DO IT." I yelled while dancing around in Lamont's house.
"Oh my god, how many times you gone sing that wack ass song." Oscar asked me.
"First off, the song is not wack and 40 more times because y'all sleeping on my girls Chloe and halle."
"You really listen to white girl music. Where the fuck did you grow up at?" Lamont asked.
"Y'all got some rice crispy treats." I asked ignoring the question.
"No fat ass you ate them all."
"BRO I JUST GOT CHASED BY A DOG." Darren yelled running into the house. I dropped my bowl of cereal, sadness.
"You so lucky that fucking bowl was plastic. Move." Lamont said pushing me out of the kitchen.
Once he pushed me I slipped on some milk and I brung his ass down with me.
"Look at us, who would've thought." I laughed as we laid on the ground.
"What the fuck happened here?" Markell asked.
"Her stupid ass."
"Nope no, don't blame it on me, Darren the one that ran up in this damn house like a tomb raider." I said trying to get up.
"Look man I was just tryna get away from the dog." She said while holding her hands up. "I ain't mean for y'all to get fucked up like this." She helped me up.
"Damn So ain't nobody gone help me?" Lamont asked. He was trying his hardest to get up.
"Right got my brother—AHH SHIT." Oscar yelled once he fell down too.
"I got that on camera." Darren yelled laughing.
"Imma help y'all but if y'all pull me down, we gone be tussling on the floor." I mumbled as I grabbed Oscars hand.
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"Why you help him first? I thought I was the best friend."
"I'm not even doing this right now." I said walking away. I took a shower before stealing another whit shirt and some boxer briefs but this time I stole the shirt from Oscar. That man got some nice ass shirts.
"Mmm" Lamont looked at me with a mug before rolling his eyes and walking to the bathroom.
"I don't care bitch, be mad."
"Aye, you think Justin Bieber was racist?" Gee asked me.
"Chile I don't know. I really don't keep up with him like that."
"Oh he said nigger. Hard as hell too."
"Well he's racist."
"One less lonely nigger." Gee sung before walking away.
"Stop saying that word." I yelled.
I was so hungry, I started crying.
"Here she go with that crybaby shit." Lamont sighed.
"No because I didn't even get to eat my food because Darren wanna run up in here like she's dying."
"BITCH I WAS." She yelled.
"SHUT UP BITCH."
"Best friend?" Markell asked softly.
"Bitch since when?" Lamont asked.
"Shut the fuck up hoe."
"But look best friend." I smelled some Wendy's.
Specifically a biggie bag crispy chicken with bbq sauce and a strawberry lemonade.
"Thank you so much bestie. You the only one that care about me." I cried.
"Y'all can leave. Bye." Lamont said.
Guess what we did, left. We went bye bye.
"Y'all are so ghetto. You was typing hard as hell on that fucking screen." Kb said while looking over my shoulder and onto my phone.
"That's cause y'all ghetto ass friend keep harassing me."
"AINT NOBODY WORRIED BOUT YO SMALL ASS."
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"OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE BITCH." I yelled right back. He ain't say nothing back so I just assumed I won the argument
" YOU CAN LEAVE."
"NO. IM STAYING RIGHT HERE."
"Y'all argue like children. But then again, y'all argue like a married couple."
"Couldn't have said it any better." Markell said.
Shut up bitch.
"That dog still out there. I wouldn't suggest you leave right now." Darren said. I wasn't leaving. I was going down the hall and to the left.
"You want some Wendy's?" I asked sitting the bag on his bed.
"Fuck you and that red haired bitch."
"Wow. FUCK ME? BOY FUCK YOU." I yelled.
"Just take a nap. You're not you when you're tired."
"I distinctly remember you starting with me." I said with my eyes squinted.
"How? I never started with you. It's always you starting with me."
"THE LIES. THE LIES."
"I never started with you. You be bullying me to the point where I start crying."
"THE LIES. THE LIES." He mocked me.
"You started with me when I first got here, at my birthday party, every time I come to your house and this morning." I said.
"You might've got me there." He laughed.
"I don't see shit funny." I said looking around.
"Okay so like say sorry and we can move on with our lives." I mumbled.
"I'm sorry miss lady."
"THEY DOWN HERE FIGHTING BITCH." Oscar yelled.
I immediately pulled my phone out pressing the record button before running down the hall.
Once we got down there, we seen the girl that came up in here yelling at Kb fighting some girl that Markell had bring in here.
"Lemme catch you up." Lamont said at we sat on the couch.
"That girl in the ground, you know about her. She the one that cam in here tryna start shit." He said pointing. I just nodded my head.
"Now that girl that's beating her ass, she a hoe. Everybody fucked her at least twice." My eyes widened.
"Not me though, I ain't touch that girl." He said looking at me.
"Okay."
"I'm so serious."
"I just said okay calm down. I really don't care." I laughed.
"How did this happen?" I asked Darren.
"Well mamacita on the ground came in here running her mouth and then I guess Markell was fucking her today so she got all defensive over him and miss girl said something about him so now they fighting."
"The is so ghetto." I said shaking my head.
"I'm going to sleep. Is you coming?" I asked Lamont
"Yup."
"AND MAKE SURE YALL CLEAN MY FUCKING LIVING ROOM."
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