《MIND OF A MENACE》FIVE
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"I'm hyperventilating." Aaliyah said bussing into my room, I never hung a phone up so fast in my life.
"What's the problem?"
"Y'all daddy coming home right, and I wanna do something special but I don't know what to do."
"He like anything ma, and you know that. Make him some dinner, do a little sex, have another baby and y'all cool." Darren said.
"We can leave too." I seriously wanted to see Lamont, I hate talking on the phone. I can't mess with him on the phone like I do in person.
"Nope, y'all ain't getting off that easy."
"Oh goodness no, we cleaned up, washed your clothes, COOKED FOR YOU, you better let us out. I feel like I'm in a a crazy house." Darren complained.
"You just named all the stuff you're supposed to do, I shouldn't have to—"
"Ask because it's out job to clean the house if we wanna stay here, we know this already" I said throwing my hands up.
"Whaddup." I said answering my phone.
"WHO THE FUCK SAID HANG UP IN ME WHILE I WAS GONE, THIS THAT FAKE SHIT I BE TALKING BOUT. DONT MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE." Lamont yelled.
"Okay, first of all, lower your voice, second of all, y'all to be like you got some fucking sense, third of all, I was talking to my mom." I said.
"Yea, so who is that?"my mom asked trying to look in the phone.
"My friend."
"Her best friend, she got the game fucked up, miss." Lamont stressed from the other line.
"The game all the way fucked up, tell her again Killa."
"KILLAAAAA?" Aaliyah said with her face twisted.
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"Girl yes, that's my name, don't wear it out."
"He so damn messy, I can not take it." Darren said.
"Y'all can go." I sighed.
"Don't y'all can go me, I wanna talk to him."
"Lemme talk to her, she seem fun."
"Please y'all." They really annoying.
"PlEaSE YaLL" I'm about to hang up on him again.
"Bye, y'all coming with me to the store later, I gotta make this welcome home perfect."
"Wrap Tuti up in some wrapping paper, that'll make his entire life." Darren said laughing and walking out.
"Why she say that? You never met your daddy before?" Lamont asked being nosy. Nigga I never even met my mom before.
"He's been in jail."
"Mine been dead." I swear to god, I almost spit out my cranberry juice. It wasn't funny but he just said it out of no where.
"Tuti." Aww he's mad at me.
"Doing too fucking much that shit wasn't even funny." He hung up on me.
What the fuck stop playing, what the fuck, ahh.
I tried calling him back but he kept declining my calls, SO, I got my THICK ass up, put on some biker shorts and some shoes before leaving the house and walking to his.
Darren texted me next.
After she texted that I seen her running out of the house in a sports bra and some boxer briefs, it was hot as hell so I don't blame her.
"I gotta see my baby." She yelled while banging on Lamont's door.
"ITS THAT DEE MONEY?" Gee yelled from inside.
"YESS BABY ITS ME." The door swung open and they started kissing so damn fast, I just walked away.
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"I ain't seen my girls in a week, LAWD, A WEEK." Markell yelled running from down the hallway.
"Sir, I really sorry, I ain't mean to laugh, you just—" I was cut off by a whole bunch of ice hitting me in my face. That shit hurt so fucking bad. Fuck him and this bum ass apology.
"Fuck you, fucking dumb ass bitch, don't talk to me ever again." I said walking out of the room and leaving, I ain't even say bye to anybody.
"Like, it's ice in my fucking bra." I cried out of irritation. I blocked his number before dragging myself back to my house.
"What happened?" My mom laughed.
"I don't see nothing funny."
"Oh shut up, what happened?"
"He threw some fucking ice at me and it hurt."
"Watch your fucking mouth." Guess what I did, watched my fucking mouth.
"Okay but this is serious because he had no business doing that."
"What did you do?"
"I said that my dad been in jail and after a little moment of silence he said that his dad been dead and I laughed a little on accident because it all happened out of no where, so he hung up on me and I felt bad so I took the time out of my day to go to his house and apologize. I got there and I tried to talk but he threw a whole cup of ice at me." I cried.
"Fuck is you crying for? It's your fault" Aaliyah said before I just got up and walked away.
"I just got into a fight. And I beat that hoe ass." I said before swing my arms at the air.
"Imma interrogate you before you see my daughter"
"Bring it on miss girl."
"I'm not a girl, it's miss Jonesssss." I rolled my eyes listening to them two.
"Lemme blast some Beyoncé, act like I'm hurt." I mumbled before turning my speaker on and blasting Me, Myself, and I.
"Bitch— Tuti open this damn door." Killa said.
Guess what I did?
"YEA YOU HURT ME BUT I LEARNED A LOT ALONG THE WAY." I yelled.
"Girl you so stupid." Darren laughed. This bitched I clocked my door with a butter knife, I hate you see it.
"Dumbass, if you heart broken you blast some other shit, not Beyoncé."
"I'm not feeling you right now." I said staring at the wall.
"iM NoT FeeLinG YoU righT NOw, Girl shut the hell up." He said standing I feel don't of me.
"No because who throws a whole cup of ice at somebody? I didn't even do shit."
"YALL MAMA FINE AS SHIT HOLD UP" Markell yelled.
"Why would you bring them?" I mumbled before binding under my covers.
"Awww her room so cute." Lemme just sing Chile.
"I CAN BE NEEDY, SO HARD TO PLEASE ME, TELL KE HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO BE NEEDED." I sung from under my covers.
One thing about miss Ariana Grande, she will make some hits if she needs too.
"IM SORRY IF I SAY SORRY WAY TOO MUCH."
"SHUT UP."
"Yes."
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