《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》he'd beg u to top.
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do u like the title hoe?
; hey.
; yeah hi
; so i thought about going on an almond diet
; okay?
; but thats just nuts
; yeah... thats what almonds are
; do u get it
; get what
; the joke
; what joke?
; smh little man smh
; why did the scarecrow win an award?
; ayyyyy
; go on eddie, guess.
; idk cause he didn't get scared?
; no. cause he was outstanding in his field
; hahahahaha
; but- no.
; but yes
; lmao
; ben, when u said ayyyyy i thought u said gayyyy
; hahahaha
; speaking of gay how did it go with richie?
; he's a fucking asshole.
; what did he do?
; more like who'd he do.
; u have been stopped
; he fucked that girl that kept hanging around him at school today
; but did u tell him everything?
; yeah. he said 'im over it'
; just 'im over it'? or 'im over it eds'?
; just 'im over it'
; yeah he's not over it
; yeah he wants to be under it... if u know what im saying
; ew. also i would never top
; he'd beg u to top. trust me
; did u secretly fuck him or something?
; hahahahahaha no
; ur acting sorta suspicious
; tell him u love him
; that seems more of a thing to do in april
; boy its january
; i cant wait that long
; rt
; listen im pretty sure he's dating that girl
; only one way to find out
; do not say ask bev
; what. no. he'd never tell bev
;
; we ask stan
; shittt thats a good idea
; no
; i'll ask
; no
; ill ask
; no
; im asking
;
; stop being dramatic
; hahahahaha
; no.
; byeeeeeeeeeee
-Richie to Stan-
; STAN HE SUCKS
; I KNOW HE"S A FUCKING ASSHOLE I CANT BELEIVE IT
; I HATE HIM SO MUCH
; I KNOW (can we clarify who we are yelling about)
; EDDIE U BAFOON
; oh what happened this time
; he didnt fucking care that i fucked a chick
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; u did what
; i fucked stacy
; and why did u do that?
; stan... stacy... most of the letters are the same and her name popped up first
; so u wanted to fuck me?
; no i wanted to vent to u on ig but her name popped up and i was like she cute lemme fuck
; ya know
; bitch ur a fucking idiot
; i am not
; ur a FUCKING IDIOT
; well what was i supposed to do?
; imma tell him u love him
; i told him i didnt so ha
; whose he gonna believe?
; hopefully me
; but then u'd start ur relationship off with lies
; ok hoe listen. just because i had a crush on eddie for like 24 days doesnt mean we are in love
; but ya could be
; i think the fuck not
; bev, we need bev in this
; but ur my best friend
; and so is bev
; but she'd tell eddie everything
; mike just texted me
; and said?
; eddie said ur a fucking asshole
; and mike wants to know who the fuck u think u are
; who i am? uh that bitch didnt even talk to me all day
; omg ill text u later rich. mike seems interesting rn.
-Mike to Stan-
; hey stany my dude hows life
; yeah its gr8. richie is bitching about eddie and its getting on my nerves
; yeah, eddie said richie was a fucking asshole
; who the fuck does richie think he is
; richie said eddie didnt even talk to him all day
; thats bc that chick was all hanging over richie
; yeah that was a funny thing
; funny?
; yeah he was trying to message me on ig and stacys name appeared first and so he was like fuck it
; ^ hahaha fuck it. ha. thats funny... cause they fucked.
; eddie is no so amused by that
; me either
; whats up with richie anyway?
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; he really really likes eddie and he doesnt do a great job at the whole rejection thing so he gets cold and distant and sad and depressed... but he gets like that randomly sometimes too
; he told u all this stuff
; he doesnt have too, im his best friend and can see it from a mile away before he even realizes what he's done
; why is he that way?
; i think his mom.
; dont get me wrong though, his parents love him, especially his dad.
; his dad thinks he could be a great comedian
; then why his mom?
; she's bipolar and i think he might be too
; he hasnt told me
; really?
; yeah, but swear u wont tell eddie
; i swear
; ok Richie is getting antsy bc i stopped texting him to text you so have a nice night
; u too stan.
; 👍🏻
; just one question
; okay
; do u think Richie or eddie would top?
; uh probably depends on if eddie wanted to top or if richie was in the mood
; wow u really know him
; yeah he's really talkative
; hahah okk bye
a/n ok guys ik in the book richies mom and richie arent bipolar but i just thought it would be more interesting so yeah. this is also a long chapter. hope u hoes liked it.
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