《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》dead memes
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trashmouthtozier
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: do you ever laugh so hard you feel like you're going to die? @sta.cy
sta.cy; maybe u had too much weed
stan.uris; i feel like im gonna die on a daily basis
badassbeverly; who toucha my spaghett
trashmouthtozier; @stan.uris shit dude thats fucking deep
grettaaa; me all the time
denbroughbill; one too many tide pods??
trashmouthtozier; @denbroughbill @badassbeverly dead memes
georgiesboat; dude thats an awful pic hahaha
bennyboyhanscom; at least they arent saying 'do u know da wae' cause thats fucking annoying @trashmouthtozier
_mikehanlon; can u please talk to @kaspbrak?
trashmouthtozier; fucking truee @bennyboyhanscom
hbowers; ur gonna die tomorrow
trashmouthtozier; @hbowers u gonna fuck me to death? cause like im not afraid of a dumbass bitch like u
stan.uris; thanks buddy :)
trashmouthtozier; rn? @_mikehanlon
trashmouthtozier; hey @grettaaa can u please fuck off? thanks.
kaspbrak; mike stop @_mikehanlon
badassbeverly
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; thanks bencil for taking this during art @bennyboyhanscom
bennyboyhanscom; ye ye np bevvy
stan.uris; woah 🔥
trashmouthtozier; ur so fucking hotttt omg if u werent in love with bill id smash hafjifbvreu😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
denbroughbill; im speachless
badassbeverly; @stan.uris thanks buddy @trashmouthtozier bitch stay in ur lane
trashmouthtozier; what do u mean my lane?
badassbeverly; @kaspbrak come get ur man away from me
_mikehanlon; shit u pretty
badassbeverly; hahaha thanks @denbroughbill @_mikehanlon
kaspbrak; tsss no thanks bev he can go suck a donkey dick
a/n shitty chapter ik but hey DONT FUCKING EAT TIDE PODS U DUMB ASS HOES
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