_mikehanlon

: Roses are red, violets are blue. Why did you leave me, Karen? What did I do?

trashmouthtozier; why is everyone having relationship problems?

badassbeverly; omg mikey you look so hotttt

_mikehanlon; i was actually very cold. i couldnt even move. @badassbeverly

denbroughbill; VINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE2

kaspbrak; mike mike mike mike mike mike mike.

stan.uris; karen sux

-Richie to Eddie-

; eds, listen i know u told me to leave you alone, but i really wanna tell you something

; richie i know already, okay?

; what?

; that u dont like dick and ur not gay.

; uhh... thats not what i was gonna say

; oh?

; are you coming?

; thats kinda a personal question dont cha think?

; ah fuck. that was for bev.

; hmm just like 'hey' was for bill

; no, i am done with that guy. also that was seriously for bev. we are meeting at the park

; wyldddd

; oh what am i dong? thanks for asking. im standing here uncomfortably

; same af. im in line for some Cofvee

; i almost fell

; i probably wouldve peed

; my pants arent water proof

; Rip

; WAIT are YOURS?

; i mean they sell adult diapers

; so🤷🏼

; maybe you should invest in some then

; yo they are mad expensive.

; im not trying to lose bank over granny panties

; RIP

;

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; me when diane comes to my house when my parents are home

; oh hows that going?

; wylllld she keeps trying to fuck me. im like woah slow down

;

; look at that gussy

;

;👅👅👅

;

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; MEGA FUCKING MOOD

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; thats crAzy

; I canNoT belIEve ThiS

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; i wish i could send vines on this instead of just gifs

; u would be blown away

;

; blown away like grettas avocado boob stuffers?

;

;

; one thicc bih

; thic like gary

; no

; thicc

; with two c's

; not like gar bear

; thicc like bev😫😫😫

;

; she got that yum yum sauce

; shrimp/steak sauce is no bueno

; sweet and spit

; ew

; are you going to camp?

; idk

; but y

; idk

; taht hurt

; ok?

; 'shot through the heart'

; sorry?

; BJ

; WAIT!

; not like the dirty kind

; dont lie to me eds. u know u want this

; bon jovi LOL

; ok sure wink wink

; damn sexyyy

; uh???

; shit. fuck.

; pretend that didnt go to u

; no.

; YES! please my 'something' is texting me

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