《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》Karen sux
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_mikehanlon
: Roses are red, violets are blue. Why did you leave me, Karen? What did I do?
trashmouthtozier; why is everyone having relationship problems?
badassbeverly; omg mikey you look so hotttt
_mikehanlon; i was actually very cold. i couldnt even move. @badassbeverly
denbroughbill; VINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE2
kaspbrak; mike mike mike mike mike mike mike.
stan.uris; karen sux
-Richie to Eddie-
; eds, listen i know u told me to leave you alone, but i really wanna tell you something
; richie i know already, okay?
; what?
; that u dont like dick and ur not gay.
; uhh... thats not what i was gonna say
; oh?
; are you coming?
; thats kinda a personal question dont cha think?
; ah fuck. that was for bev.
; hmm just like 'hey' was for bill
; no, i am done with that guy. also that was seriously for bev. we are meeting at the park
; wyldddd
; oh what am i dong? thanks for asking. im standing here uncomfortably
; same af. im in line for some Cofvee
; i almost fell
; i probably wouldve peed
; my pants arent water proof
; Rip
; WAIT are YOURS?
; i mean they sell adult diapers
; so🤷🏼
; maybe you should invest in some then
; yo they are mad expensive.
; im not trying to lose bank over granny panties
; RIP
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; me when diane comes to my house when my parents are home
; oh hows that going?
; wylllld she keeps trying to fuck me. im like woah slow down
;
; look at that gussy
;
;👅👅👅
;
;
; MEGA FUCKING MOOD
;
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;
;
; thats crAzy
; I canNoT belIEve ThiS
;
;
;
; i wish i could send vines on this instead of just gifs
; u would be blown away
;
; blown away like grettas avocado boob stuffers?
;
;
; one thicc bih
; thic like gary
; no
; thicc
; with two c's
; not like gar bear
; thicc like bev😫😫😫
;
; she got that yum yum sauce
; shrimp/steak sauce is no bueno
; sweet and spit
; ew
; are you going to camp?
; idk
; but y
; idk
; taht hurt
; ok?
; 'shot through the heart'
; sorry?
; BJ
; WAIT!
; not like the dirty kind
; dont lie to me eds. u know u want this
; bon jovi LOL
; ok sure wink wink
; damn sexyyy
; uh???
; shit. fuck.
; pretend that didnt go to u
; no.
; YES! please my 'something' is texting me
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