You slowly open your eyes as you recover from your coma.

You check your surroundings and the first thing you notice is that everything is white. Literary everything around you is white. You quickly check your body and clothes and they are white too. Out of curiosity, you even check the thing between your legs and yeh, it’s as white as it can get.

You begin walking erratically, then running, trying to find some kind of an escape route. At first, you have hope, but it didn’t take that long for that hope to turn into despair. You realise you are trapped in a place you know nothing about.

You keep running, running without looking back, without any form of direction. You run for hours, and now you can feel your breath burning down on your throat. You crouch. You despair.

“Look who’s here! Ze Ze Ze…”

This sudden voice frightens you. You stand up preparing to run when you notice a ball with the face of a baby laughing at you. The ball swiftly surrounds you, swirling in circles with incredible speeds. You can clearly see that the ball is having fun.

You prepare to defend yourself, but the ball isn’t attacking you. Instead, it talks to you.

“Tell me! Are you the mighty hero who will save this world? Or are you the monarch we have been waiting for?”

“Answer me now!”

You stare at the ball for a moment, then you reply:

I’m your mighty Hero. I’m the monarch you have been waiting for. What Hero? What Monarch? I am the EVIL LORD in disguise! I’ll bring terror to everywhere I go! Submit to me you piece of ball shit! I am nothing of that sort, I just want to be who I am. You don't reply. You believe you are too cool for this stuff and that you are an untouchable prima donna. You think that this entire novel is shit and that A.W. Nos is retarded.

[Option 1 – stop reading and skip to chapter 1]

[Option 2 – stop reading and skip to chapter 2]

[Option 3 – stop reading and skip to chapter 3]

[Option 4 – stop reading and skip to chapter 4]

[Option 5 – continue reading below]

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Thanks to your overinflated ego and superior intellect, which puts you above most of the human race and amongst the elite, you somehow manage to reconnect your soul with your real body. The scene around you quickly dissipates and everything becomes black. As your soul travels, you mesmerise how great you are and how you just wasted a couple of minutes of your life reading this shit. You feel so awesome. You are so lucky to have been born as a gifted human and that everyone should be jealous of you.

Suddenly, a small angel appears in front of you. It joyfully flies as it opens a small scroll. You are too cool for this stuff but it can’t be helped not reading what is written on the scroll.

On the scroll, in bold, were written the following words:

“FUCK YOU”

This final scene slowly dissipates and you soul is now back inside your body. It feels so great you are back and that you will not be hearing again of this novel.

Now you are free to continue with that sad life of yours, probably masturbating at some hentai anime, seemingly forgetting that at the end of the road, your awesome self will be turning into dust just like everyone else.