Earth was always a nice girl. When she was born, she thanked her father and Uncles for everything that they gave her, and when they gave her humans, she thanked them even more.When they gave her to her siblings, she thanked them even more. She and her eldest sister were the only ones of the them to have a name that didn’t end in H-E-I-M. Earth. A wonderful, and beautiful name. She too, was beautiful. When in her natural form, she appeared to be made out of a light yellow aspen wood, with small knots of dark brown. She had smooth curvy hips and a form any man would have a hard time resisting. Her face was chiseled and firm, but beautiful all the same. Her ears pointed, like an elf’s.Her eyes were emerald pools into her existence. She had antlers on her head that grew larger with age, and she was currently sprouting 4 points on each one. She formed a puffy, and bushy dress of pale pink leaves. Her favorite color after all. Her hair was just as bushy but of yellow leaves. Her ‘clothing’ she could choose. She had slender legs, and feet to match. She covered herself out of modesty, and the fact that her fathers liked to visit at seemingly random times.

In the form she assumed while wondering the forests on her planet, she took the form of a young lady in her 20’s. Brunette, sun-kissed tan, human, with green eyes. Her body shape stayed relatively the same. She wore her favorite shirt. A pale pink, long torso fabric shirt, that came done to just above her mid thigh. No antlers, leaves, or wood in sight. Earth was easily the most beautiful girl in the world. It wasn’t by choice. When her fathers made her, they wanted people to like what they saw. She was just as pretty as her planet. Her freckles peppered her face so graciously, and with such beauty. Earth’s looks were quite literally the result of how the planet looked.

While still walking and seeing everything around her, she heard a faint chirping. Looking around, she saw the source, as instinctively moved to it with purpose. The noise was emanating from a small bird laying on the ground. Its wing was broken in a failed attempt to catch a flying moth. The bird turned to slow and collided with a nearby tree. Earth slowly and carefully, while soothing it, picked up the bird in both hands, cupping them under her. She began petting the bird and whispering a quiet melody to it. After a few minutes of singing, she flattened her hands out, and the bird began flapping and lifted slowly from her hands. It hovered for a moment testing its wing. The bird, seeing its wing was okay, rubbed it head on Earth, in thanks, while chirping happily.

“It’s no problem little one. Be more careful next time, okay? Love you too.” She says gleefully through a huge smile that’s as sweet as sugar.

The bird flies away to find dinner, leaving Earth behind to think to herself. Given some peace, Earth thinks to herself about different things. She thinks about her planet, all the animals, the sky, her fathers, and her sisters. She misses them the most. She wanted to visit but she was afraid that the thousands of years apart would have changed them. Their father had told them to stay in their own places. Earth really loved Vanassa’s hugs, they were so warm and loving. Helena’s jokes were so dark, but hilarious at the same time. Alf, such a happy boy, so kind and full of light. Ni was such a sad child, never really wanting to play with his siblings. Moses on the other hand was so outgoing, but damn did he have a temper. Yoda, was so cold hearted, but he loved his family. Svatlana was the hardest working out of them all. She was most fond of the dwarves for there hard work and dedication to artisanship. The oldest and most royal of them all, was Asley. She was born wearing her crown. No one could compare to there mother. The most regale, elegant, beautiful, and biggest of them all. She kept them all okay, and loved each of them exactly the same, no exceptions. Her name was Martha.

Earth’s introspection is interrupted by a voice calling out to her.

“Hello? Miss, are you okay?” a female elf calls to her. She exceptionally beautiful, with white hair and amber eyes. She wears sturdy clothing and several small tools hang from her belt. Earth immediately deduce that she is a Merchant.

“Inspection” Earth whispers to herself. A window pops up in her consciousness.

Ridga PyreSinger

( Merchant//Bard)

STR 12

WIS 13

AGI 10

CHR 14 (+2 Bard)

CON 11

FRT 16 (+3 Merchant)

INT 12

WILL 17

Hmm interesting. A multiclasser. Huh, oh well

“Yeah, I’m okay, I’m just walking about.”Earth answers with fake innocence

“Well, a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be out here by herself, this late in the day.” Ridga states with a smile.

Ah, so she’s gay than. Probably saw me and thought I’m her type. I’m everyone’s type.

“I didn’t realize what time it was, I suppose I’ll go home now. Thank you.” Earth said still smiling.

“I could walk with you...” Ridga stops her.” It’s pretty dangerous out here.”

She’s trying to get into my pants. Being pretty nice too. What the hel why not, let's see what happens

“ Sure, I could use an escort.” Earth says flirtingly

“After you, dollface.” Ridga bows and sweeps one hand to her right

“ Other direction, dollface.” Earth says matter of factly, acting timid.

“Oh, hehe.” Ridga smiles embarrassed.

Earth walks to the south with Ridga close behind. After about an hour of walking and talking with Ridga, making up bullshit story after story, Ridga begins lagging behind, but close enough that Earth can still hear her footsteps. She’s keeping pace perfectly fine, and it's not like they are walking on a skinny path, so why is she tailing directly behind her. Earth looks behind her and sees Ridga, but not like she was. Her face is distorted, with red eyes, no nose, pointed ears, and a mouth wide open, and full of sharp, long curved teeth. She immediately jumps at Earth pinning her to the ground, and goes straight for the kill. Her teeth sink in, and Earth let out a blood curdling scream.

*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Followed by an intense laughter. The Vampire Thrall known as Ridga Pyresinger had never once gotten this reaction from someone. It scared her. She let go, and got off of the girl, she thought was just normal.

“ What is the meaning of your laughter?” Ridga shouts to the bleeding girl. Bleeding, than where is the blood. No blood. But she dug her teeth all the way in. What the FUCK is going on?

“ HAHAHAHAHAHA you-you HAHAHA you just attacked me-HAHAHAHA! ME! Do you know who I am? HAHAHA” Earth asks still dying of laughter.

“No, but now I really want to.” Ridga says hesitantly

“Here, take a look.” Earth says as she opens a window in her subconsious, and swipes her hand to her right, shoving the screen into Ridga’s mind’s view.

Earth (Middison)

(Divine Being)

STR 19

WIS 19

FTH 3492

AGI 19

CHR 30

LVE ∞-1

CON ∞

FRT ∞

IN:H 378,325,837

INT 19

WILL ■╛⌠┘§▌

WTR 999,999,999+

IN:A 62,542,931

HATE: 1

PWR: ╔├♣Ç◙b*/|

Ridga just stood there in shock, her face slowly morphing back to it original shape. She couldn’t believe it. A Divine Being, Earth, Mother Nature, Gaea. She was right in front of her. She was in the presence of one of the greatest goddesses in all the realms...And she fucking attacked her like a wolf after a sheep!

“Please forgive me, your greatness. I am so sorry. My deepest apologies. Please, had I known it was you, I would not have attacked. Please forgive me.” Ridga spoke fast, asking for forgiveness, crying even at fear of retribution. She threw herself to the ground, face mashed in the dirt, sobbing through her words. She sat there in her position, every second feeling like a lifetime. She waited for punishment, but nothing happened. The girl she attempted to brutally murder just stood, and grabbed her hand. Ridga looked up and was met with Earth’s true ,wooden, breathtaking form. She gasped lightly at her beauty, astonished to see the goddess for who she was. The goddess only asked one thing.

“ I’ll only forgive you if you’ll be my partner.” This proposition surprised the fuck out of Ridga. She expected death, paraplegia,quadriplegia, something only a god could think of. No, the goddess asked her to be her partner, like a girlfriend. She had a lot of love, and wanted to share it. The goddess liked Ridga’s unadulterated bravery too. The girl seriously attacked someone without even trying to figure them out first.

“ So, uhh… what now?” Ridga asks Earth staring into her wondrous eyes.

“I still want that escortation you offered.” Earth says with a teasing smile.

“Oh, right, of course milady.” Ridga bows

“No! No bowing, no ‘milady’s, no formal shit. Just Middy, or any other name.” Earth states with a bratty tone. She didn’t like it when lovers did those things, just because she was by all right a god. She just wanted to be treated like she sees all other women with loving partners treated. With love and kindness.

“Okay, I can do that. Lead the way mi….. Darling” Ridga corrects herself still holding Earth’s hand. Earth walked to a tree nearby and knocks.

“ Now that we are here, I have something I want you to do for me, as my new partner…” Earth smiled devilishly...