《No Strings Attached [Rewritten]》Ch 4: The day with the maid
Advertisement
Demon lord's Castle
So now that we now the backstory lets recap what just happen in case you somehow forgot 2 chapters of my life, 3 if you read the short crappy prologue. I am a wealthy prodigy, living the good life with a harem and with being the top of my class. Before I died, I went to the roof and was going to eat my extravagent lunch when suddenly I let go of my spoon and it came flying out of my hands. Out of instinct, I jumped and grabbed my spoon which resulted in me falling 3 stories onto concrete. Then after waiting in the afterlife for 'several' hours I spawned in a castle with demons and the such. Then after being handed a book, I saw a stat screen with my name on it. Now were here.
So one question to shout of the top of my lungs, "WHAT TH-"
"What the fuck are those stats," The man in the chair said sternly, "you are loweer than those young low-ranks!" He took the words right out of my mouth, well except for the last part but still. What even are my stats?! Incase you don't know, they are all zero and some negative, what's worse is I have no abilities that make up for them. Well at least I can hopefully learn to [Identify] things.
"Well doesn't matter you have no stats or abilities, Christina can just train you." I look to my left and see this pretty maid who exudes an aura of elegance and seriousness. If it is like any of the stories I've heard about from the geeks at my school, she will probably have a dark past that I confront her about and will fall in love with me.
"Lucifer, go back to the tresure room and find the [Identify]skill book." The servant goes to the tresure room and pulls out a dusty gold book, it looks similar to the other book that revealed my sta-... I don't want to remember that. Anyways, the servant hands me the book and I flip through the pages.
Error
You need a 1 in intelligence to learn this skill
I can't even learn [Identify]!!! What kind of bullcrap is this. isn't this the first thing you learn when you are transported into a world. What am I supposed to do now, how can I even survive if I don't know the world around me?! Please the god of Sayrngoth, give me a sign!
Sorry, I am away from the blue screens, please leave a message after a millenium
Fuck you god, I hate you so much right now. First you make me wait in the afterlife for hours, then you made all my stats zeroes with no unique skills, & now your ignoring me. For all I know, you could've cause the accident that killed me. The shock of my body hitting the ground hurt so badly, like falling of your bed during a dream but worse.
I look at the man, his eyes were filled with pity and fear, although I don't know why. I mean, I can understand the pity but I don't understand the fear. I then touch the status book again and I notice the occupation that I was assigned, [Hero of Demons]. Then it clicked. I'm a hero of demons and I spawn in a castle, there's a man on the throne with giant horns, now that I notice he looks like a goat. Based on my occupation and the setting, he must be the king of demons. Based on how the guards have no anger reaction then I must be the same as them a de... DEMON. I'M A FUCKING DEMON, I WASN'T EVEN SUMMONED AS A HUMAN. I didn't notice till now, but it says my race is demon but what type? I scratch my head with both hands still on the book and... I slowly try to look on my back and notcied the spider legs protruding from my back. I then panic and ask for a mirror. A woman dressed in a maid costume goes to through the door where the guy named Lucifer goes through and brings back a mirror. I don't have time to admire her beauty and I quickly look at the mirror.
Advertisement
This looked nothing like the beautiful face I once had. The face I saw in the mirror had 8 eyes all of differenct colors like a colorblind person doing art. My once short and dark hair now splattered with shades of purple streaks. I lost all my charm that attracted the ladies and I am now a disgusting looking thing. I now looked like your average guy, not like your extravegent rich person who gets anything he wants. I then feel around my clothes, rough and shabby. These are commoner clothes, not like clothes of my world, but more along the lines of a peasant of the medieval era, or a slave, either one fits the description. I want my old clothes, not my school uniform, ones from closet of clothes. Some were made of cotten while others were made with silk, they were some of my favorite tuxedos in there, including the ones that each actor that each actor who played James Bond wore. Even though I didn't really enjoy the movies, the tuxedos were really well done, enough for me to try to collect them. Anyways, enough about tuxedos, this situation shall not go unpunished, I swear on the life I have I will someday fight god and inevitably fail in doing so.
I haven't noticed but all the guards were whispering to each other saying stuff like 'Are we sure this is our savior' or 'Why is he so god damn weak?'. I understand it a bit, they just found out their savior turns out to be a weak bastard, wait thats me. Well normally I wouldn't care about comments like these because I will challenge them to a school duel and win, but in this world, I knew I would lose the moment I try. They probably have magic like [Fireball] or [Wind Blade], Ani kept mentioning these stuff to me from her roleplaying games. At least she gave me enough knowledge to know what magic is. Although I don't know the concept or how it works, I am sure that it will be easy for a prodigy like me. But for some reason I feel like I will have a hard time. Man my ego and pride have taken a huge toll in a couple of minutes, it probably won't get better.
New stat gained: [Ego]
Title earned
[Superiority Complex]
When ever your ego is more than 80%, you will gain a 10% boost in basic stats. If lower, you gain no benifiets. when lower or equal to 35%, you will lose 20% of your stats until you have more ego.
Great, god is making fun of me again. This won't even help me with these stats, the world is obviously in my favor. At the very least, I have a stat more than zero.
{+1 stat in [Ego]}
{[Ego] now at 79/1000. You are suffering a debuff called [Inferiority]}
Holy shit, thats a huge [Ego] capacity I have, although seeing how much ego I have did hurt a lot.
{-5 stat in [Ego]}
{[Ego] now at 74/1000. You are suffering a debuff called [Infeirority]}
I better stop being depressed by this, or else I'm going to have another stat at zero. While being depressed, the lord of the castle said something to the woman in the maid outfit. At that moment the woman nodded and carried me through the door. The way she carried me was quit embarrasing since she did it the way you would carry a princess. I then hear the ding of me losing ego, which is very depres. . . NO MORE NEGATIVE THOUGHTS. I arrive in a room, it had a very elegant design while still holding an air of normality. As I start to adjust the woman starts stripping in front of me.
Advertisement
"W-W-What are you doing." I stuttered while blushing. This is my first time seeing a naked woman, despite having a harem back before I died. I never looked at videos since my parents never allowed me to do so. I just know my termanology from guy talk at school, they talked about stuff like sex, breast or assess. Although I didn't know what it was I just went with it. What am I supposed to do in this situation. Before my mind goes awry, she then puts on regular clothes that were not her miad outfit. So this musy be her room by the looks of it. She then grabs a chair from her desk and puts it next to the bed.
"Get in the bed." she says stoically. Not wanting to ask what's happening, I sit in the bed, but then she makes a gesture to go to sleep. so I lay down in the bed and fall asleep.
"Escort him to a room and let him sleep, first thing in the morning we need to do something about his inability to use [Identify] and his lack of stats. Actually, just fucking train him first thing in the morning." My lord says.
"Yes sir, but we have no rooms avaliable for him." I say. Of course we have rooms, but I have other motives for lying.
"Then just fucking let him sleep in your room, I don't care as long as he is not concious again." I nod and I head towards the hero. He looks at me confused, but as soon as I pick him up, his face turns bright red. It's quite attractive, with those 8 eyes of his and with the contrast of purple in his hair. While I was carrying him his face turn depressed but then quickly turn panicky as if something bad happened. We then arrive at my room, otherwise known as the head maid room. I then set him down and go to my closet. I start to change into my casual clothes so I could use the maid uniform for something. My eyes start to peek at his face, which was redder than before. I admit, his reactions were cute for someone with his type of body. I assumed that all arachne were repulsive and had no class, also that they were great predators to woman. But hey, this is a guy summoned by god so that would make sense.
After I got done changing I grab a chair from the desk and put it next to the bed.
"Get in the bed." I say, not trying to reveal my true intentions. He sits down on the bed until I gesture him to go to sleep, which he does. After a couple of minutes of moving his body around, he falls asleep. Now the real fun begins. I get out of my chair and head back to my closet. I scavenge around until I find a maid uniform that might fit him and grab it. I then head back and stripped him of his clothes. Before getting him dressed, I use my recording crystal to take a picture of his naked body and sleeping face, definitely saving this for later. I touched his body, it's lean and a bit strong, I then touch his face, chisled and soft. After a bit of sidetracking, I carefully make him put on the maid clothes without making noise. He is a very light sleeper so it was very hard to do it. I finally got the entire set on him so I took a picture of it. Then using [Body Manipulation], I make him stand up in a couple of poses, of course while taking pictures.
If you don't know basic words, [Body Manipulation] allows the user to control a body to do anything it wants. The con is that the person has to be willing or unconcious/sleeping. I did this the first few days I got this spell, which was during the first few years of being a maid. It went well, and I was able to do naughty things to the old units of my lord's army. Until I got caught in the act, by that suck-up Lucifer. If only his defenses weren't so impenetrable, then I could've blackmailed him by forcing him to rape me. It would've been great controlling him, forcing him to apoligize for everything he has said to me. *Sigh* anyways I better get him out of that dress before he miraculously wakes up.
After a few minutes of sturggling to get that dress off and putting his other clothes on, I get the oppurtunity to get near his crotch. Of course being me I take this chance and feel it with my hands. I couldn't do it earlier since I was in a rush for the awakening ceremony, but now I have this chance. Before I make any advancements, I put him in bed so it's easier to do what I want. I take off his pants that I just put on, not the best idea but that doesn't matter. Then I strip down so I could feel his body better, with my body of course. Next I activate [Silence], which is a skill that makes it so a room that I am in will be soundproof. So to anyone outside, they won't be able to my moans unless they enter my room, but just to be sure, I lock the door. After preparing all of this I start with the rapi- I mean consentual sex.
Read the scene at your own risk. A 1 paragraph summary of her night.
Spoiler : I get in the bed with him, and positioned my self so my body was spooning his. It has been a while since I have done this so I am a bit rusty. I start by grabbing his dick from behind, and slowly start to stoke it. He starts to breathe heavily as time passess, turning me on just a bit. Mid-stroking, I couldn't handle it and I started to masturbate while still stroking his cock. My mind was starting to feel hazy, as it I start going into heat. The strokings were getting more intense with each passing minute and was on the edge of an orgasm, but so was he from the pace of his moans and breathing. Soon after he came on the bedsheets with some of it landing on my hand. Wanting to know the taste, I instinctivly brought it up to my mouth and started to lick it off. It was a bit sticky, probably from the arachne dna inside his body, but tasted different, like it each taste was meant to omake me hornier. It was working to say at the least. After I cummed, I move myself to his crotch area and looked at his cock. His cock was still hard, wanting more pleasure and asking for more, but so was I. I then put it in my mouth, barely fitting it in. Enough of the taste test, I start to move my head back and forth, on the tip of it. Slowly my mouth start to fit more and more of it in and I gagged as it hit the back of my throat. I start to move faster making me wetter and wetter, down there and in my mouth. He cums again and all the semen covers my tongue with a some of it my breast. My lower part is now itchy so now is a good time than never to start. I mount my self ontop of his cock, wrapping myself around it. His cock is touching the back of my cervix while I simutaneously grind my clit on his body. My body started to emit steam from this because of dna, but this only makes me hotter, grinding faster as his cock is starting to feel bigger inside. I came 7 times the entire time I mounted him, but my body still needed more to be satisfied. He was on the edge of cumming again, so my body instinctevly moved faster to recieve his sperm. My body grew tighter and moved quicker, waiting for him to cum. I then looked towards his face and leaned towards it, grabbing his tongue with mine, leaving no time for breathing. I wouldn't care if he woke up since I can always blackmail him later. After a while he finally came in my uthera, filling his sperm inside me while I try to milk every last drop from him. Before I collapse from this, I dress him and myself back up in the clothes we wore before he fell asleep. I then made sure the record crystal was recording all of this, which it was. I go back to the chair to sit back down and deactivating [Silence], to bad he didn't wake up, it would've been cute to see his reaction to all of this. They always say men reveal their true colors in bed, so what was his.
The woman wakes me up after a terrible dream. The dream in question was a nightmare if I might add, I was transported to a world where I was weaker than everyone. wait thats reality. I then suddenly feel some sort of substance down on the bed sheets. It was white and sticky, sort of like webs. I then was able to identify the substance as dna. After thinking hard, I just realized I had a my first wet dream in a woman's bed. That's god damn embarassing if I might add, especially when that woman was watching over me the entire night. Wait, are all wet dreams like that, a nightmare. If so then I wouldn't want to have another one in a thousand of years. I try my best to clean her bed sheets withour her noticing, of course she noticed instantly and started to blush a bit.
"Um, sorry I never asked but what is your name?" I say, I was curious about the name of this mysterious woman since she was entrusted by the lord of this castle to take care of me most likely. Of course I can take care of myself since I am a prodigy but still, I have manners.
"I am Christina Sloan, and I am the head maid of the castle, I am a child of a steam mephit and medusa," she says, " from today onwards, I will be training and taking care of you. I will be also teaching the ways of our society and other society.'
"Just a question, as a Hero of demons, what exactly am I doing?"
"You will have to ask lord, Satan, for the answer since he hasn't told us the reason why your here, I am assuming you too."
"Ok thanks Christina." Wait, did she just say Satan. I mean I know Satan is the classic demon lord but why did he summon me. Then I just realized what the error message was about. This bitch intercepted my route to becoming a Hero of Light. Well it's to late now, I'm already here so whats the point. Besides, what crisis is the demon lord in that has him working his ass off to summon a hero?
I get out of the bed and head towards the throne room, where I find that servant guy.
"Hello." I say to him. He doesn't respond back and only looks at me with dissapointment. Well fantastic first impression, round of applause, I definetly will meet him again in the future and tell him all my problems. Anyway enough complaining, I will just ask him the question and leave.
"Why exactly was I
"What are you doing here?" he says sternly.
"Well I-"
"Christina was supposed to escort you to the training grounds."
"But she-" I was about to say before Christina came running into the throne room panting in her maid uniform. Before I can ask my question, she picks me up and carries me into a flat area. This place was bustling with sweaty guards and yelling commanders. But they all stop moving once they noticed Christina, I wonder why.
"Unit 37, Go get the training weapons ASAP" Christina shouted. Then the people in the back started to run to the racks and grab all the training weapons they can get a hold of and went to us. "Good now everyone else, get back to training." They all started training harder than what I previously saw, just what is she?
"Hero, grab a weapon from one of the guards. Choose any weapon that you feel you would be good at using." I then head for the rapier since I did a lot of fencing back in my old world.
Error
You need a 1 in strength to learn wield this weapon
*Sigh*, I had a feeling this would happen. It's like the world knew I was going to try and wield a weapon. What am I suppsed to do now.
"Well, aren't you going to use it?" Christina questioned.
"I can't."
"Why?"
"Requires a strength of 1." I cried out.
"*Sigh* well I expected this to happen so I thought of a plan beforehand. I'm going to teach you how to use your legs."
"You mean kicking?"
"No, I mean those arachne legs on your back." Oh yeah, I forgot about those. How do I even use these things.
"Well first things first, you have to retract those things, they were really in the way when I was putting your clothes on." I nod as I try to retract them, I then realize that she saw this body naked so my mind started to go nuts. A beautiful girl saw this disgusting body, this abomanation thats called arachne. But I am still curious why it didn't say I was arachne in the status menu. Oh well, no time for questions when I am about to retract these hideous legs. I keep failing in all my attempts to retract these darn legs, why the fuck is it so hard to do this.
"Having trouble?" I nod. She the goes behind my back and hugs me from behind in one swift motion. What is she doing I wondered. She then touches my chest which somehow were able to retract the legs, of course my face was red the whole time this was happening. Her chest were pushing against me and they were quite soft to say the least, like a pillow. My brain kept sending weird signals throughout my body as I try to escape her arms. Looking around, all the guards keep giving me pitying looks. Are they pitying me because I can't use weapons or is it something else I wonder. After a couple minutes of hugging me, she then lets go with a contempt look on her face.
"Now that wasn't very hard now was it." she says. I admit she made it look easy somehow, although she use my body for it atleast I know a technique to do it. I try to act calm and retract my legs, but all I could think about is Christina's chest pressing against my back, then my legs retract, ok now someone please tell me how that works. She then gives me a thumbs up as we move onto the next lesson.
"Now that you know how to retract those legs, I'm going to have you train on moving each individual one." she tells me. Come on, retracting was hard enough but now I have to move each one individually?! I can't even use them to scratch my head. First I try to clear my mind and move them, but that just cause them to start poking me in places. Then I try to think about Christina's technique, but that cause them to go awry and attack a bunch of the guards. I really need an arachne instructor if I want to do this. Don't get me wrong, Christina is doing fine, it's just it's hard to follow instructions when the instructor is a different species than you. It's like telling a cattepillar to teach a monkey on how to eat a bananna. Im not racist or anything, but it's true. She then glares at me like she knew what I was thinking. After failing more times with those cold glares from her, she sighs walks towards me. I cowered a bit since I was afraid that she was going to hit me, but instead she goes to my ear and breathes on it. Immidieatly all my legs went stiff, and my mind started to process what just happened. Whiile I was in thought the legs started to gravitate towards the nearest weapons. They latch on to random weapons, but I knew the names of them. The top left leg grabbed a dagger, top right grabbed a crossbow, middle right grabbed a gladius while middle left grabbed buckler shield, and bottom right grabbed an odachi while my bottom left grabbed a kunai. Before I knew it, Christina attacked me and the gladius blocked it. She then threw some projectiles at me but the crossbow shot them down and the buckler blocked the shots.Then the legs sprunged me foward and the odachi swung at her while the dagger went under and aimed for the chest. Christina of course then knocked all the weapons besides the spear out of my legs. Then all 6 of my legs grabbed the spear and put it in front of me, it then went into my mouth and grabbed my saliva and wrapped it around the weapon. I didn't know why it use my saliva but I had no time to think. It launched the kunai foward like Scorpion from mortal combat aiming at Christina, she of course blocked it but then something unexpected happened. The kunai curved around with relentless attacks trying to get past her guard like it had a mind of it's own. It didn't stop until she cut the saliva that was somehow still connected to it.
"Good job. You did well for someone who didn't know how to use their race traits." she panted. Now idea what was going on, I did nothing that entire battle but just watched as my legs did all the work.
"As for you," she says while pointing at me, "You still need practice." Wait, does that mean she was talking to my legs earlier, I'm so confused. She then walks over to me again and forces me to sit down. What the hell was happening my brain shouted. Christina then layed down on my lap, using it as a pillow. I try to wake her up, but she insisted on sleeping. So I sat there the entire day on the training grounds while she rested on my lap, she didn't wake up till sometime around 10:43. It was a very uncomfortable experience, especially when she tried nibbling on my ear in her sleep.
Advertisement
-
Leveling Up Through Eating
A crunchy and crispy chicken. The stretchy cheese on pizza, and eating ramyeon at 1 in the morning! I only wanted to eat delicious food. So why is my life in danger because of bulimia[1]?!
8 764 -
Chaos World
Tal is just your everyday normal teenager stuck in a world of superheroes. On the day his dad takes him on another one of their apocalypse prep camping trips, the not-so-unexpected happens. An apocalypse...of sorts. The world is irrevocably changed, but Tal has the skills to survive or die trying.
8 183 -
Through All Our Faults
One denies the pain that lurks in their mind. Another has let themselves be molded into someone unrecognizable. The third seeks a life that lies beyond their reach, forever an unattainable dream. The fourth has given up, drowning within their thoughts. Four individuals, each so unlike the other, brought together against a force greater than themselves. Each carries weight on their backs, unable to find relief from their burdens. As threats and dangers continue to gather, the outcome will fall to them, whether that leads to tragedy or success. As they face beasts and foes, they'll have to confront their inner demons and survive. If they can't rely on each other, the end will come.
8 147 -
The Angry Birds Series: Four birds, one adventure
New adventures start with four best friend, Red, Chuck, Bomb, and Aggie (OC), as they let out their personalities and friendship survive in Bird Island. (Movie-verse, series-shots)
8 197 -
•°From Peer to Professor°• Severus Snape x Reader
(Y/N) had been friends with Severus for about 4 years when he graduated from Hogwarts. She continued her studies, but always thought of Severus once in a while. In her 7th Year however, she found a trace of Severus' whereabouts...
8 202 -
Love Potion || Donnie x Reader
2012!donnie x fem!reader.(COMPLETED.) barely.read at your own caution as it is very, very cringey. <>-huge disclaimer that this book was made in 2019! i have greatly improved on my writing and there is now an unfinished rewrite that is hopefully soon to be done! 💕
8 279