Da Hei walked in front of the couple his mind racing as a result of the situation they were in. He had a misstep and almost fell flat on his face. He looked back at the beautiful woman walking beside his Young Master and shook his head. This was a woman who even last week would never have given his Young Master a moment of her time and now she acting coquettishly at his side. This was the power of having real strength. Even someone as foppish as his Young Master was able to find an unparalleled beauty after increasing his strength.

Trampas was enjoying his time with the Jade Lake's Fairy very much. She was a lot more fun than she looked when he had first met her. "Hey, so I know you aren't supposed to ask a lady her age, but I am curious about that. You seem a little more mature than you look."

Bai Xiao Yin smiled and then while spinning around in a circle can to a stop with arms outstretched, "If I said I am 15 years old, would you believe me?"

Trampas got an odd look on his face and quickly looked around, "Shit man, are you serious? Look if a cop comes and asks just say you are out with your big brother. They can't tell us apart anyway."

Bai Xiao Yin laughed hard and then as she calmed down from laughing said, "I don't know what you are scared of but I am a year older than you. I am 18."

"Hell yeah! Now we're talking." Trampas grinned. " I thought y'all were gonna get me sent to jail again."

"I don't understand?" She tilted her head a little to the right as she asked.

"Ah, it don't matter anyway. Say, y'all carry rubbers on you or are we just raw dogging it? Oh, shoot, it's way too early to think about that. We ain't even ordered the appetizer yet and I'm thinking about the after-party." Trampas gave himself a hard facepalm to the forehead.

She smiled and shook her head, "You say so many funny things. Are you still suffering from an injury to your head?"

Trampas touched his head as he made a face, "Whaaaa? I'm alright. Oh! They did say my uh..." He pointed to his head, "... Amnesia? Was making it so I can't remember people I knew." As they neared the Fragrant Cloud he started to notice a slough of young men with mullets around them.

Jade Lake's Fairy chuckled and whispered to him, "See? You have become so popular they are even copying your hairstyle."

Once inside the building, they were escorted by a beautiful woman to a private room on the second floor. The damage from the previous night had already been completely repaired. The beautiful woman sat down at the table with them and brought out a Guzheng and set it up on the table. She started to pluck the strings and play the music that reminded Trampas of a banjo.

"Say, can y'all play any country music? Aw shoot, naw, you wouldn't know the same guys I like." Trampas rubbed his head in annoyance.

The Beautiful woman smiled and then said, "Can you hum or whistle the tune? I can try to play it from that."

Trampas started to whistle The Ride by David Allen Coe and as she picked up the tune and started to play it Trampas opened his mouth and sang, "Well, I was thumbin' from Montgomery

I had my guitar on my back. When a stranger stopped beside me in an antique Cadillac. He was dressed like 1950 half-drunk and hollow-eyed. He said, 'It's a long walk to Nashville. Would you like a ride, son?'"

The Jade Lake's Fairy stared at him in wonder and when he finished singing she clapped and said, "I didn't understand some of the song's lyrics. But you sang beautifully."

Trampas nodded at her and smiled he then turned to the beautiful woman and said, "Much obliged for the song ma'am." He rubbed his chin and then said, "It's a song about never giving up on your dreams, even if the great Hank Williams is flat out telling you its gonna that it's gonna be one hell of a bumpy road."

"This Heinke Wi Yiyamsa is a wise man then?" Jade Lake's Fairy asked.

"Honey, you got that right." Trampas nodded then he sighed and said, "I could use me a banquet right about now." Trampas sighed.

Jade Lake's Fairy shook her head and chuckled, "Just hold a banquet if you want to have one. Your father would honor such a request for sure."

Trampas chuckled and then bowed his head and said apologetically, "Sorry ma'am I meant the banquet beer. Coor's original. I wonder if they have any in the System store?"

[Would you like to spend 300 system store points to open the store?]

"Aw hell, sure I would like to open the store."

[Weapons]

[Skills]

[Items]

"Let me see weapons."

[Steel Chair 750]

[Hacksaw Jim's 2x4 1000]

[Triple H's Sledgehammer 2000]

"Woah, let me see items!"

[6 pack of the Banquet Beer 850]

[Pack of Marlboro Reds 850]

[Greater healing potion 500]

[Oakly Blades 850]

[Can of Skoal 1500]

"System how many points do I have?"

[Current point total 1700]

"System get me a 6 pack of Coor's and a pack of reds." Trampas commanded.

The beautiful woman and the Jade Lake's Fairy both gasped at the impossible display as a 6 pack and a pack of cigarettes appeared out of thin air. Trampas quickly popped open a can of beer and opened the pack of smokes looking around for some fire before noticing the small candle on the table. He took a chug from the beer and then bent over with a smoke in his mouth and lit it off the candle. He took a drag and then looked to be in complete ecstasy. Holding the beer in one hand the cigarette between his fingers he leaned back against the private room's wall and said, "This is happiest I have been since I got exiled to this hell hole."

The beautiful woman looked at the Jade Lake's Fairy and then asked, "Were you planning to have the two of us tonight, Young Master?"

Trampas coughed and fell forward as he lost his balance leaning back, "Excuse me?"

"It's not an unusual request you know. Powerful men often bring a favored concubine with them to the Fragrant Cloud." The beautiful woman smiled and looked at the Jade Lake's Fairy licking her lips.

"Jesus, God, Buddha, Tom Cruise, whatever it is that them new age dudes worship please let me get a three-way with these two beautiful ladies tonight!" He quickly dropped to his knees in a praying position with his hands together in prayer.

Jade Lake's Fairy swallowed hard looking at the beautiful woman with her mouth open not knowing what she should say.

A needle ripped across a record player. Obnoxious banjo heavy country music started to play at an annoyingly loud volume and then Sam Elliot narrated a message,

"Trampas 'TW' Jefferson became a man this very night. It was a wild scene the likes of which even a pornographer would blush trying to recall. Ol' Trampas might have talked a big game before, but it was clear from certain things he did that it was his very first time with a woman. Or in this case women. Thankfully a 17-year-old cultivator has a lot of energy and was able to get ready after a misfire or three. They never did get around to ordering that appetizer."

The three laid in a pile of pillows and silk sheets each smoking a cigarette as they shared a can of Coor's banquet. "I'm gonna bring you two to America once I figure out how. In America women like you could be celebrities just by flashing a smile and some of that 100% pure grade A leg."

Bai Xiao Yin asked the woman, "We don't even know your name yet?"

"Aiyah! This one is courtesan Zi Chyou." She giggled.

Bai Xiao Yin gasped, "No wonder you are so amazing."

"Is she famous Yin Yin?" Trampas asked.

Jade Lake's Fairy nodded and said, "She is like the uh... Heinke Wi Yiyamsa of courtesans."

"Damn! Well thank you, ma'am, for giving us such a great time, I suppose we ought to find old Da Hay and then get back home, your Grandpa is probably mighty pissed I had you out all night. But then they'll all be feeling pretty good that we have accepted the marriage." Trampas rubbed his chin in thought.

Bai Xiao Yin kissed Zi Chyou deeply and said in a husky voice, "We'll come back and buy out your contract and make you our concubine."

Zi Chyou gave her another peck on the lips and said, "I'll be waiting, Young Mistress."