《KFC》Chapter 5: Meeting the Jade Lake's Fairy
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Trampas cultivated and managed to break through to the 7th layer of Qi refining before falling into a deep slumber. Trampas suddenly felt a deep primal fear as his blanket was pulled away from him slowly. His heart began to beat like a drum in his chest as he looked out into the darkness, his uncle Roy's dirty face started to appear in his vision. His uncle licked his lips and his eyes probed over Trampas's naked body. Trampas felt like he was soaked in a cold sweat. He tried to move but fear had frozen him in place as his uncle said in a soft voice, "How about I teach you how to use this?"
Trampas suddenly shot up with a gasp, it was morning and the maid was setting down a tray, "Young Master, the Madam instructed us to wake you. You'll need to bathe and wear your best clothes. You are going to be meeting a young lady today for the position of your fiance."
Trampas looked around the room still slightly terrified, "Y'all can leave that. I'm getting up."
The maid chuckled at him and nodded quickly backing out of the room.
After his bath Trampas dressed in another clean Tang Suit, it was jet black silk with golden embroidery on the cuffs. Trampas nodded as he looked at himself on a silver platter. His new mullet went well with the Tang Suit. He posed and said, "Waaaa!" Like Bruce Lee. "Don't think, feel! It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory." He spoke as Bruce Lee as he acted out a scene from Enter The Dragon.
"Was that said by your Master, Tian'er?" Lord Gu walked up behind him.
Trampas was embarrassed at being caught doing his Bruce Lee impression so he coughed and nodded, "Uncle Gu, thanks for helping me out last night."
Lord Gu gave a fist cup salute and bowed, "Tian'er, did you break through again? You seem to be at the 7th layer already?! Genius! Genius, a martial arts genius not seen in 100 years! No wonder the System sect has chosen you!" Lord Gu puffed out his chest, "Tian'er Lord Bai and his Grandson are coming today. They want a friendly spar, don't kill the young man but feel free to show him the difference between a normal martial art and a sky-level one."
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"Ah, I get you. So I just need to curb stomp the fool and let him feel the fear of God." Trampas nodded, "Is this also to impress that girl?"
Lord Gu laughed and slapped Trampas on the back, "Good good, you do understand the stakes. That's also why you mustn't damage him too badly. That young man will be your future Brother in law after all. His sister may well hate you if you are too rough."
A servant scurried into the room and while looking down announced, "Lord Gu, Young Master, the Master has asked for you in the main courtyard. Lord Bai, Childe Bai, and the Jade Lake's Fairy are waiting to meet with you."
As they entered the main courtyard Trampas did a double-take as every man in the room had a mullet. A hairstyle which the day before seemed to be nonexistent. Trampas looked at his Uncle's hair strangely. Lord Gu cleared his throat and softly spoke, "I'm too old to join in with fashion trends."
Lord Bai seeing the familiar figure of Lord Gu brightened up and spoke out, "Old Gu, this young man must be Young Master Long Tian?"
Lord Gu gave his nephew a powerful squeeze on his shoulder and looked him in the eye. Trampas got the hint and replied in his stead, "Good morning, sir. I'm TW Jefferson, please call me TW."
Lord Bai smiled and nodded, "Tea Dubuya, ah I had heard this. Your Sifu is Tea Di of the System sect, yes? Well, Tea Dubuya, my grandson, Bai Xiang, is also a martial artist. He has reached the 6th layer of Qi refining. I was wondering if we could have him trade pointers with you. He has never experienced a Sky level martial art."
Bai Xiang stepped out and gave a fist cup salute, "I understand you are at the 5th layer so I will restrain my strength."
Trampas rubbed the back of his head, "Huh? Well, I broke through last night. I'm a bit stronger than you now. So, I'll take it easy on you, instead. How's that?"
Bai Xiang felt like he was being insulted so threw out a fist with his full strength and intended to punch a hole through the obnoxious Trampas. Trampas who had been in street fights his entire life simply moved a little allowing the fist to brush past him. He grabbed Bai Xiang's arm and using the man's forward momentum, picked him up into a suplex and crashed together with him onto the ground, Trampas then quickly spun out and picked him up and gave him a powerful side slam.
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"How did y'all like that? That was a suplex into a side slam." Trampas picked up the dazed Bai Xiang and then hoisted him on his shoulder before driving him into the ground headfirst with a strength at the 7th layer. "That is called the Attitude Adjustment."
Lord Bai nearly choked as he started to head for his Grandson. "Xiang!" They all raced over and checked on Bai Xiang who was knocked unconscious. "He's alive, thank goodness. We have eyes but we didn't recognize Mt. Tai. Thank you for going easy on him Tea Dubuya."
Bai Xiang's sister stepped forward and with a blush in her cheeks gave Trampas a slight bow, "I am Bai Xiao Yin, they call me the Jade Lake's Fairy, you can call me Yin Yin, as my family does."
Trampas smiled and then reached for her hand and pulled it up to his lips where he placed a gentle kiss on the back of her hand, "Pleased to meet you, ma'am. You are as pretty as a fairy. I can see why they call you that." Trampas couldn't help directly staring at her tits. Not that they were uncovered, but he was checking to see what was going on down there. He was not disappointed, yep there were two and two that were well defined.
Bai Xiao Yin frowned a bit at his actions. She was not used to being touched by strange men. Knowing that this man was undoubtedly going to be her fiance she put up with it. His strength now proven and his martial art being unfathomable, she knew that a connection with this man would take her places that she could only dream about before.
Lord Bai caught their interaction out of the corner of his eye and was delighted seeing that his Grandson would be ok, he straightened himself up and stood up turning to Official Long, "Official Long, I believe we should have that discussion with our wives about the connection between our families."
Official Long proudly nodded his head in reply, "I agree. While we attend to these matters, shall we give the children an opportunity to get to know each other? Tian'er, take Fairy Bai to see the sites around here."
"Alright. Come on Fairy Bai, I know a great place down the street." Trampas offered his arm to the girl who reluctantly wrapped her arm around his and left with him on a walk. "Hey Da Hay, you come too, brother. I don't know the way to that Cloud place."
Da Hei looked startled and then pointed at himself, he quickly raced up in front of his Young Master leading the way to the Fragrant Cloud. "Young Master, are you sure this is a good place to go?"
"Yeah, it looked like a P.F. Chang's in there. The food smelled good too. My momma once said, 'The way to a woman's heart is through her mouth' or something like that." Trampas explained.
"Are you taking me to the Fragrant Cloud?" Jade Lake's Fairy asked.
"Yes ma'am. I think you'll like it. The food is good, they got that music y'all like and the staff is friendly." Trampas politely explained.
"Wait, you know that the Fragrant Cloud is a brothel, right?" She asked.
Trampas looked confused not knowing what the word brothel meant. Instead of embarrassing himself he just went along with it, "Brothel? Oh, yeah, I go to brothels all the time. You'll love it."
She laughed out loud and proud knowing he had no idea. "You know what? This sounds like a great idea. I have never been to a brothel before, this will be a new experience for me."
Trampas grinned thinking he made a good choice, "Well alright then, we'll go experience everything there is to do at the brothel. I reckon this will be one of the most exciting times you'll ever have."
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