《Evolution to GOD》I am Going to Rock the World
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After running across the Jungle, I don't even know how far I ran, somehow I got rid of that bunch of crazy Monkeys, thinking of them made me scared, the look on their faces was horrible.
Hfffff!!!! After taking a deep breath I understood my awesomeness
"Miss System?"
"Yes Host"
"Did you see how a bunch of Female monkeys were crazy over me"
"Affirmative Host"
"So what did you Understand?"
"I am unable to understand the question host"
"Huh? I am asking Did you analyze why these monkeys were crazy"
"Sorry Host, but according to the behavior, they were having overproduction of estrogens"
'FUCK'
"Hey System, can't you give me a normal answer every time I ask a question?"
"Sorry Host, you asked me to analyze the situation"
'WTF!!!!'
The system is making me irritated, after taking a deep breath, I asked "I mean to say did you see my awesomeness, you can see how a bunch of female monkeys was going crazy over me"
"Imagine how it will be when I will be surrounded by beauties, they will be drooling over me, hehe"
"Sorry Host, I can't analyze the impossible scenarios"
'FUCK!!!' 'One day I am surely going to die because of Anger'
'Hmph... system you will not understand'
I had a smug look on my face, how a mere system will understand my awesomeness
"Leave it, Miss System, now Tell me how to increase my Awesomeness?"
"Sorry Host, I don't understand your question"
"I know you will not understand, just tell me, now I completed my first task, what are the next steps"
"Affirmative Host, you can increase your stats according to free stat points"
"So, how do you suggest, Where Should I apply these points"
"According to the current situation, Host is Low on Intelligence, Host should increase his intelligence factor"
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'WTF!!!!!'' I am being insulted again!!! This is not acceptable, How can the awesome me is a Fool'
"What are you saying System, are you calling me a fool"
"Negative Host, according to your age factor, your intelligence is too low, you are among the lowest intelligence creature on this earth"
"Huh??? Seriously?" I was dumbfounded, like a bucket of cold water poured on me, I was very depressed, but again I remembered my Vow.
Filled with Determination I asked the system "Miss System, Apply the stat points to intelligence"
You can see a smug look face on a Monkey in a mid of a Jungle, as if it's doing the charity, like this
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Affirmative host, Applying the stat point to intelligence"
I can see some warm feeling in my brain and it feels like I am the most intelligent person on this earth.
With an intelligent look on my face
(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)
'You will see system, how I am I going to rock the world' 'HAHAHAHA!!!!'
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