Chapter 28 Getting Decimated By A Barrage Of Farts!

“Be on high alert men! That monster doesn’t seem that simple.” General Vragpuss gave unit-1 the order to take down the apex Fart Mutant. A lot of armoured vehicles with heavy artillery attached to their robust anterior pushed forwards in unifying formation, moreover, they engaged the beast with a destructive storm of fire. [Whoosh! Whoosh! Bam! Bam! Bam!]

“SCRAAAAH!” The apex Fart Mutant felt excruciating pain from the storm of fire burning away its lower half. To combat against this blistering inferno, the beast started pouring out an ocean of contaminated milk from its numerous bloated breasts decorated on its goliath-size neck. [Splash! Splash!] It mitigated the burning damage by coating itself in contaminated wetness. In retaliation to the armoured vehicles’ assault, the beast began producing a wave of toxic gas spores. [Fart! Fart! Fart!] The poisonous farts gobbled up the armoured vehicles. By doing this it intended to suffocate and crushed the operators who were inside of them.

[Boom! Boom! Boom!] Due to the heavy burden of compression, the attacking artillery vehicles started exploding one after the other. 5 of them were obliterated at one fell swoop.

[Boom! Boom! Boom!] General Vragpuss sat there in his vehicle watching his men getting blown to bits by the apex Fart Mutant’s onslaught. “Don’t get cocky you bloated bastard!” When he saw that his forces were getting squashed like cockroaches he sent out the remnant of unit-2 to avenge their fallen comrade.

“Charge! Destroy that monster! Aim for its swollen posterior where the spores are being expelled!” [Bam! Bam! Bam!] Unit-2 forces of artillery vehicles rushed into battle and drenched the smelly asses of the Fart Mutant in a frightening storm of fire!

“SCREEEEK!” The creature lamented while trying to hide its posterior.

“Don’t let it shy away! Finish it now!” [Boom! Boom! Boom!] Unit-2 fired multiple mini-warhead into the bloated carcass of the Fart Mutant. Seconds after impact, it exploded into chunky pieces, staining the upheaved road with gross contaminated body parts. A couple of buildings near the roadside also shattered from the destructive decay.

“Yeah! That big brute is finally down!” while the men were celebrating the defeat of the Apex Fart Mutant, General Vragpuss who had a high vantage point from the truck, noticed a large gathering of lesser Fart Mutants piling up at the area where the bloated monster had just exploded.

“Hm? What’s this, are they compressing? This isn’t good!” General Vragpuss quickly gave new orders to his men. “Unit-2 pull back immediately! The monster is regenerating by assimilating with the smaller creatures. Unit-1 go and sever their joining links! Exterminate them thoroughly!”

“It’s about damn time we see some action!” The commander of unit-1 relayed his orders to the others. They waited until unit-2 had retreated to safety before taking action. Unit-1 was comprised mostly of skilled infantry who wielded Shotgun-Katanas. It was a seamless combination of a very keen blade laced with Lignum essence along with a single barrel gun infixed neatly at the adjustable handle.

“Unit-1 engage!” [Whoosh!] Unit-1’s infantry dashed towards their monstrous targets like a swift breeze in spring. Their movements were so clean and organized, from a viewer’s standpoint they didn’t seem human. As they made it to their destined location, their keen blades streaked across the sky, severing the joining body parts of the pile of monsters.

[Slash! Slash! Slash!] Unit-1’s infantry overpowered the rampaging beasts at a rapid pace. Their Shotgun-Katanas cut through the mephitic flesh of the Fart Mutants with a skilful samurai dance. Moreover, the bullets they fired into them caused their jumbled viscera to explode. [Boom! Boom!] That was the last toot that apex Fart Mutant would ever make.

“Great job, unit-1. Fall back and regroup. Assess the injured then we can proceed to the clock tower. The road ahead has been destroyed, thus we will have to make a small detour.” General Vragpuss glanced into the direction of the clock tower then the extent of the sky. He realized that the gas was still spreading wildly. “There’s no time to waste. Hurry up, men!”

[Vrm! Vrm!]

The civilians coupled with the officers who were hold up inside of the police station were getting desperate by the minute when the virulent gas finally encased the building and they identified a swarm of Fart Mutants closing in onto their location.

There weren’t much the officers inside could do to repel the Fart Mutants’ swarm. If they were to open fire on the monsters outside then there was no way to prevent the hazardous gas from rushing indoors. Due to the majority of people who didn’t have any Lignum mask equip, this wasn’t a safe option to consider. All they could do was wait and pray for rescue.

“Please help us!”

“Are we all going to die here?”

“No, have fait everyone. God will get us through this hell.”

“Shut up, goddamn bible licker! What effing god? We’re all going to be chewed on by those effing ass monsters outside!”

“Why did I decide to travel to the town today? I should have stayed at home.”

“Mom! Mom! Are we going to meet papa in heaven soon?”

“I sure hope not my precious child. Your father should wait a while longer before meeting us again.”

“Mommy I’m scared.”

“It’s okay. It’s okay. Everything is going to be alright.”

In a private corner on the lower floor, Lieutenant Fain along with her elite officers were there conversing about a solution for their current predicament. “Detective Myers, what’s the status on the BCDF position?”

“Lieutenant, before the signal went cold I received a message from one of the units’ commanders who has been given the task of evacuating civilians to safety. He said that they will be here soon. We just have to hold out till then.”

“How long ago was this?”

“Lieutenant, that was…”

[Thud! Thud! Thud!] Suddenly an officer rushed into the private discussion and interrupted Detective Myers’ speech. “Lieutenant Fain! It’s urgent! The monsters are breaking through!”

“Say what? Clear a path!” Lieutenant Fain followed by her elite officers rushed to the front of the building to see what crisis was taking place. “When did so many of them reach our doorstep?”

[Boom! Boom! Boom!]

A swarm of rampaging Fart Mutants numbering in the fifties were crashing into the thick framework of the building. Some of them used their swollen limbs while others used their bulky asses. Because the majority of the station’s architecture was lavishly constructed using Vas-Augmite, it wouldn’t take long for the beasts to breakthrough.

[Boom! Boom! Boom! Crack!]

“Eeek! The monsters are breaking through the glass! We’re all going to die!” This dreadful scenery sent the scared civilians into a frenzy of panic, even the officers who were supposed to maintain law and order were behaving disorderly. Death really does know how to shatter all moral and ethical principles of humanity just by making good use of the basic weapon in its arsenal which is fear!