《To Banana or Not To Banana》What happened? (2)
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Skely was being chased by the Big Dark Worm.
Skely and Jello have been running for hours.
Skely: Hey Jello! Can you lure him to a place where I can have an advantageous position? I cannot fight him face to face like this. His stats are much better than ours combining. We can split up and attack him from different direction which will make him confused.
Jello: =͟͟͞͞( •̀д•́)))
Skely: I'm counting on you.
Skely and Jello started to speed up and then they suddenly split at the crossroad. When the Big Dark Worm arrived at the crossroad, he found himself got sandwiched by Skely and Jello.
- Jello used [Rush]
- Skely used [Back-stab]
- Big Dark Worm took 25 damage and 10 damage extra by a combo
- Big Dark Worm used [Harden] and [Regeneration]
- Big Dark Worm gained ???? [Defense] and 10 [Hp]
- Skely used [Speedster] and gained double agility
- Skely used [Slash] twice and Jello used [Acid Spit]
- Big Dark Worm took 45 damage (20/90)
- Big Dark Worm used [Bite] to Skely
- Skely dodged it with [Backstep]
- Big Dark Worm hit the wall and left a big hole.
The Dark Worm hissed at Skely. Skely could see that if he took that [Bite], he would be dead bone. Immediately, Skely decided to attack again to finish this Worm.
- Skely used [Slash] and killed Big Dark Worm
- Gained [Hardened Worm Skin] and [Monster Orb]
Phew, I won!, I really won!
I beat an opponent that I thought I could only run from.
I finally killed that Worm. Let's see what I can do with this skin and orb.
- Inspect [Hardened Worm Skin] and [Monster Orb]
- [Hardened Worm Skin]: can be used to make Leather Armor. You can get this from Elite Worm Monster. Other uses are unknown.
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- [Monster Orb]: ????
Skely suddenly got confused with those "????". He got the same situation when he tried to check out the Worm's stats. This was the first time Skely got into this situation. Maybe the system is not omnipotent at all.
"I should stop depending on System." Skely shook his skull.
"Now, time for dinner.
Hmm, I suppose that I should eat him.
The idea of eating this giant caterpillar is quite dreadful if you ask me.
But I suppose that it should give me good nutrients for my growth.
I'm still in my growth period. *blink* *blink*
Ain't I, Jello?"
Jello: (; ̄Д ̄)
~Skely-can-cook showtime~
First, you have to turn on the heat.
Heat a wok over a high heat and add a dash of oil. Season the worm meat with salt and pepper, and stir-fry for about 3 minutes until golden brown all over but not quite cooked through.
Toss in some garlic.
Throw in some sugar.
Prepare some vegetables on a dish for decoration.
After it got cooked til crispy, put them on top of vegetables.
Now, you have a delicious Worm dish.
~~~~~~
Time to eat, Jello.
This is my first time I cook a worm.
I hope u will enjoy it.
For better taste, you can wrap them around bacon.
Jello: ( •̀ω•́ )σ
Skely: Chúc ngon miệng
Author: Bon Apetit
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