《To Banana or Not To Banana》Meow! (1)
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After eating the worm, Skely and Jello decided to move on.
Narrator: Hey author! Did you forget that Skely wants to remember what happened to him a day before?
Author: :/
Skelo: What did I forget?
Author: Nothing...
Skely: Okay...
Skely was walking like a boss in the Labyrinth while Jello is cute as F. Too bad nobody gives a single F about them. They had encountered many different; some of the monsters from Magikarp to Pikachu. Some were friendly, and some were not.
Suddenly, they found something weird on their way. It has two panels that meet in the middle with a board of two buttons not far from its side. Its look was shiny, magical and random...
"You just found a magical elevator!"
Readers: Nani?! Elevator????? Did you run out of idea?
Author: Nope... Just watch
Skely: Hmm, what is this one? Oh, there are two buttons. Let's click the one in the bottom.
Jello: (⁎˃ᆺ˂)
Skely: Oooy! System! What is "Elevator"?
System: Searching the result from WykyPedia
"Elevator is a type of vertical transportation that moves people or goods between floors (levels, decks) of a building, vessel, or other structure. Elevators are generally powered by magical motors that either drive traction cables and counterweight systems like a hoist or pump hydraulic fluid to raise a cylindrical piston like a jack.
In agriculture and manufacturing, an elevator is any type of conveyor device used to lift materials in a continuous stream into bins or silos. Several types exist, such as the chain and bucket elevator, grain auger screw conveyor using the principle of Archimedes' screw, or the chain and paddles or forks of hay elevators. Languages other than English may have loanwords based on either elevator or lift. Because of wheelchair access laws, elevators are often a legal requirement in new multistory buildings, especially where wheelchair ramps would be impractical."
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Readers: WTF Author!!! Did you just copy and paste from Wyky to reach 1k words ...?
Author: You imagine things... I'm not that shameless...
Ding!! The elevator opened. Inside, there were four glass walls. A classical song was played.
The elevator's walls were a boring white color. Due to the passage of time, the corners were slightly darkened from dust. On one wall of the elevator were ninety-nine green buttons with numbers on them and one huge, red button. The red button has the huge skull on it.
Skely and Jello walked into the elevator. Skely saw the red button and was so curious about that. Skely didn't stop for a second and pressed the button...
Jello: (⑉・̆⌓・̆⑉)
Skely: What do you mean? I'm just curious what will happen after pressing the button okay?
Jello: ╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮
Skely: See? Nothing happened. Come on man! Trust me, we'll be fine...
Poof!
Skely and Jello suddenly appeared in a dark room and got chained to the wall.
"Do you want to play a game?" - A puppet rode a bicycle to Skely and Jello asked them.
Its face was pale white with a protruding brow and cheeks that had red spirals painted on them. His red lips formed a grin, his eyes were black with red irises and his head was topped with black, messy hair. Additionally, he wore a black tuxedo with a white shirt and gloves, a red bow tie as well as red shoes and always had a red handkerchief in his breast pocket.
Skely: Sure, why not? What's your name by the way?
Puppet: I'm Billy
"You will have to give correct answers to my three riddle. If you give me a wrong answer, you will die. If you cannot answer, you will die." - Billy the Puppet talked to them with an evil chill tone.
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"The game will start now"
"Ms. A is sexy.
Ms. B is cute.
Ms. C is beautiful.
They all just got out of an airplane.
What did people at the airport think about them?"
Skely: Nobody give an F about them...
Billy: Correct!
Jello: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Readers: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Author: ಠ_ರೃ Deal with it
"This is the next riddle.
Ms. A and Ms. B were 17 and were not old enough to get into a club.
The guard stopped them.
Ms. A and Ms. B happened to know some Kungfu.
They beat the guard up.
After that, can they get into the club?"
Skely: Nope... They got caught and had to go to the police station.
Billy: Correct! How are you so smart?
Skely: My IQ is 200/200.
Author: 200/200= 1...
"This is my last question but also the hardest one.
You are the one and only who can make it this far.
Be prepared for my ultimate riddle.
Ms. A is a pretty and elegant girl.
Ms. B is a smart and sexy girl.
Both of them fell in love with a guy.
In the end, everyone lives happily ever again.
What happened to them?"
Skely: This is really a hard riddle. Please give me five second.
Billy: Five... Four... Three... Tw...
Skely: Got it! That guy is gay. He found his true love. Ms. A and Ms. B realized that only girls can bring each other happiness. They became an Yuri Couple and lived happily ever after.
Jello: ...
Readers: ...
Author: *whistle*
Billy: *speechless*
Skely: So... Was I correct?
Billy: Yes... You can use the elevator now.
Poof!
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