《Joe– the chimpanzee cultivator》Chapter 01 – I was reborn into what...?!
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Chapter 01 – I was reborn into what?!
I thought everything would become a black stillness once I died, or at least some god or goddess resurrecting me and guiding me to some new life. Well, it didn’t happen.
Instead of a sexy goddess trying to seduce me, I just saw a big silvery wheel. Million of blinding wisps of light, including me, flew toward it, pulled by its gravitational force.
Once I got pulled into it, I felt my mind becoming extremely heavy and dizzy. After that, well, I heard what all babies do. Myself screaming and my mother crying from happiness.
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“Oh dear, he’s so beautiful, isn’t he?” I hear a voice drifting from behind me.
Turning my head, I frown my face.
Seeing my mother being a chimpanzee, or some kind of small ape, I very quickly understand that I’m one myself. Are you kidding me? I’m reborn as an animal? But how is it that these animals can speak, and I can understand what they say?
“Oh, honey! I know, he is truly you up to the day!”
To my left, I see a dark skinned chimpanzee with scars on his chest. Is this my father? C’mon, he shitty ugly! But even though he’s very ugly, he still looks at me with affectionate eyes. I guess it's because I'm his son.
“Aww, thanks dear." my mother reveals a wide smile. Well, I don’t really know if she smiles since she’s a friggin chimpanzee. But I suppose it’s the same as when a human smiles, chimpanzees are told to be extremely alike them.
When my father hears this he also shows off a smile. He says in a low voice. “But honey, since he isn’t in your… anymore, can we do it tonight? I got urges you know.”
“Of course dear, I’ve wanted to do it for a long time too” my mother answers him laughingly.
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For fuck sake. Is this for real? The first thing I hear when I is born in this new life is my two chimpanzee, who are my parents, talking about having sex directly after I’m born! This causes me to remember the painful experience when I died.
“In this new life, I will never allow anyone to take advantage of me like Jane did” I swear an oath in my heart to become stronger than anyone. So what if I’m a chimpanzee, I’ll just become the strongest chimpanzee there is!
“But dear, we need to let our baby boy sleep now. In a couple of days we’ll take him to grandfather priest to gain the blessing." mother puts me in a crib that lies the tree crown and shoots a thumbs up to father. “You go get some food for him, some meat is good. I want to see our son grow up strong like his father!.
“Strong, ehh?” father smiles lewdly and throws himself above mother and starts to kiss her wildly “I can show you some strength if you want.
“Not when or baby boy is here, dear!” mother slaps him on the cheek and kicks him in the gut, making him fly over and hit one of the thicker branches with a low thud. “Now go get some food, you stupid!”
“Yes yes, sorry honey!” My father immediately apologizes to me and mother. He then scurries away from our tree crown to procure some food for me I hope. What the heck, my mother is a badass!
Due to my weak body, being a newborn chimpanzee and all, I quickly enter the world of dreams, sleeping very soundly.
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