《Joe– the chimpanzee cultivator》Chapter 00 – An extremely strange death
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Joe– the chimpanzee cultivator
By Marcus K Reteike
Shooting my load all over Jane’s juicy bottom, I fall down on her back gasping for air. My hot rod slowly shrinks to its normal limp condition. Dammit, this woman is amazing!
“How was it babe?” a tired but lewd smile appears on my lips as I whisper in her ear.
She answers with a sexy moan, making me feel very accomplished.
We’re both very tired after the deed, and I feel slightly awkward, since I have my own hot sticky liquid on my stomach as I lie on her back. So I hop from the bed, slaps her ass one last time, causing it to jiggle, and start to dress myself.
“You’re going to work now or what?”
She draws the blanket to cover her sexy body, and flips to her side. Even though she tries to cover her body, I can still see the shapes of her ample mounds. This woman is someone I met last night, and we quickly became very intimate. If you know what I mean.
“Yeah, I got some paperwork to fill out. Some fucking thief caused havoc inside a shopping mall.” I mumble while tying my belt and looking for the rest of my suit. “How about you, just gonna lie here for the rest of the day, huh?”
“Shut up, Joe!” She teasingly retorts me.
“Anyways.” I laugh. “I’ll be back in the evening, how bout’ another round then?”
As I turn around to face the door, Jane jumps of from the bed, completely naked, and goes behind me. I feel her breasts touching my back, her nipples still slightly hard from being so turned on. “I’d love to, darling.” she says and hugs me from behind
“But can I penetrate you instead of you penetrate me?."
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“Huh?” confusion appears on my face.
The next thing I feel is something penetrating through my back. A searing pain spread across my body and warm blood drizzles out from the wound on my back. Jane takes a few steps back and watches me fall down to the ground.
I see something that makes my eyes turn wide open. Where the female organ of Jane should be, there’s only a big dick. In her hand, she hold a big knife which I have no idea how it got there.
“Oh, you didn’t know? I’m a shemale.” Jane laughs heartily. “Why’d you think that I wanted you to fuck me in the ass, and not in the normal hole? Obviously, it’s because I have a dick and not a pussy!"
“What the fuck?” my face turns ugly. I can’t believe my eyes, what the fuck is happening.
“When I see you, damn. My dick just becomes so horny, and I can't resist my manly urges!" her expression turns into a perverted smile. “How about we do that round now instead of tonight?”
How could I miss that she had a dick? Holy shit, was I really that drunk yesterday? She even stabbed me in the back, won’t I die from this. Will she really kill me?
“Turn over to your stomach.” she lifts me up on the bed and turns me over.
“NOOOOO!”
The last thing I remember before everything becomes black is something that I never want to think back to. Exactly, I died while being fucked in the ass by a shemale. Yes, I can think of better ways to die.
But well, this wasn't the end of my journey.
Yes, I tried to make the prologue as fucked up as I could. Enjoy!
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