《Of Misclicks and Magic》The Door
Advertisement
Waking up, my whole body ached. This is why I hate sleeping in chairs. In other news, the countless wounds on my body have healed somewhat. Every movement of my body caused a screeching pain yes, but at least I could move around like normal to an extent.
Looking up, I saw Pucci applying leaves to their own wounds. Seeing my gaze, they quickly hid the leaves in the pockets of their belt. Excuse me? You have stuff to treat wounds but did not share? Motherfucker. I got up and approached the lizard. They, sensing my aura of bloodlust, handed over two leaves and looked up to me as if to say that was all they could give me. I doubted that was all it could offer but I was not in the mood to haggle with this cheapskate.
I applied the leaves to the worst two wounds on my legs since I need them for the secret technique if I ever need to use it. The feeling of the leaves was like being soaked in hot water. When we get back, I need to stock some of these.
I needed to get out of here but I do not have the strength to push the dresser we used to barricade the door. I shook Diego to wake up but he was out like a rock. It is time to take extreme measures. I am not sure this will work, but it is worth a try. I started smudging his armour with my hands. There was only one thing that rivaled his ego, his love of his armour. The next thing I knew, I was laid out across the floor with a roaring pain in the back of my head once again. Diego was furiously cleaning his armour to a mirror shine with a fancy looking handkerchief embroidered with a coat of arms of some noble family in the dresser. It had black, bat-like wings attached to a silver rapier.
Advertisement
Once done cleaning it of my, as he says, “taint,” he glared at me making sure I did not come near his precious armour and clambered on about my “filthy” hands. I ignored his whining and let him cool down a tad. Before once again coaxing him into moving the dresser.
Peeking out the door, the rubble that once covered the floor of the hallway is now spotless. The roof has been repaired somewhat. The pieces have been put back to their places yet not much is holding them together. I am not even sure what is keeping it up there rather than collapsing once more.
Activating ‘sneak,’ I approached the opposite hallway door to the one that was banged on by something. Ever so slightly opening, I peered through the creak. It was… very shiny. The walls were covered in various deteriorating pieces of art with gold frames. Marble statues once flanked each of the four double doors on each side of the room yet only the base and legs remained. The glass tables and ornately carved wooden chairs surrounded a stage in the center of the room. Yet, no on could stand on it as a fallen golden chandelier took up the stage with countless shards of glass around it.
The door to my left clicked to my fright. Diving behind one of the statues (for once I am thankful that I am small and scrawny), I stifled my breathing. The bang of a closing door made my worst fears come true.
“Dk, zkhq duh zh jrlqj wr fohdq wklv xs? Lw'v ehhq ghfdghv... zdlw pdbeh fhqwxulhv? L kdyh orvw wudfn.” What language is this? Why are they not speaking new imperial? Imperial has dominated the world since the days of the ancient empire. The only ones I can think of that do not speak it… is… demons… shit. Do not tell me… is this is a… demonic fortress?
Advertisement
I dared not sneak a glance. I am not on the level to fight demons yet. I would be turned into a pulp if I fight them. “Derxw irxu fhqwxulhv gxpedvv. Kddd, L orqj iru wkh jrrg rog gdbv zkhq zh frxog ihdvw rq kxpdq eorrg wkdq glvjxvwlqj prqvwhuv olnh orz-eruqv... vdb gr brx vphoo kxpdq eorrg?” Even if I do not understand whatever they said, a chill shot through my body. My instincts said that I was in danger until the other spoke. “Kxpdq? Duh brx jrlqj fudcb iurp qrw kdylqj dqb jrrg eorrg? Zkb zrxog wkhuh eh d kxpdq khuh? Dqg brx fdoohg ph wkh gxpedvv.” The engulfing, threatening feeling subsided and the two chattered first around twenty minutes until they were done with whatever they were doing.
Carefully leaving the statue of safety. One of the tables has droplets of blood on it. What the fuck were they doing? Out in the open, I was caught like a deer in headlights as a skeleton dressed in butler garb. His jet black suit was only well fit for a skeleton. Must have been made for him in death than him in life. We stared at each other in disbelief as it started rattling its jaw in fear and alarm. Throwing its arms up, it ran back through the hallway it came from. Well, so much for hiding our presence here.
Advertisement
- In Serial185 Chapters
Blood Evolution System
There is a war going on between the dimensions of the living and the Hell Dimension!
8 124 - In Serial15 Chapters
Lord Of Horrors [DISCONTINUED]
In the year 2378, the people of the newly-colonized planet Eredea did as all colonialists often do. They dug deep into their new world, exploring each nook and exploiting every cranny it had to offer. Again, much like everyone else, there came a time when they dug a bit too deep... but what they found on that day is not what they would learn to fear. --- For those who do not know, every chapter with the " Lemon: A chapter which contains, is made up entirely of or is a prelude to a sexual or highly erotic/suggestive scene. --- Lord Joyde The Madman: I've been convinced by a couple people that posting my new story on multiple sites is the best course of action. Other site - https://www.fictionpress.com/u/879573/Lord-Joyde 2. https://www.scribblehub.com/series/3440/lord-of-horrors/
8 142 - In Serial9 Chapters
The Second Divine
if you could do anything you want to, will you even have anything you that want to have? this story follows a young boy who through various events got the power of an almighty god, only to find out that immortality and endless power isnt all its cracked up to be. will he become the saviour of everything or its ender? will he warp reality or let it be? what is reality to begin with? join him in his philosphical search for answers and adventures far beyond your wildest dreams because everything is possible, especially when you control everything. Note : This is my first novel written ages ago and i have matured since then (back then i only read light novels) Its not edited cause honestly i cant bring myself to read something i already know whats gonna happen in, so yeah alot of typosThe chapters are long as hell so yeah treat them as multiples (i mean by the end of chapter 3 its 10k words)
8 141 - In Serial10 Chapters
Cursive Letters (Gaara X Naruto)
Two boys find themselves alone in the night, unaware of each other. Both struggling with the demons that live within. Perhaps fate will have it that they shall meet.
8 80 - In Serial21 Chapters
A Generic Dungeon Core Story
When one falls… what happens? Do they just disappear into an endless abyss? Do they got to a final resting place to lay forever? Do they get to look down proudly upon the world from the clouds or look up in regret as they are burned and tortured? One man… person found out the hard way as he fell into a dark abyss after having surely died only to found himself awake again with most of his memories and knowledge blocked of as he was reincarnated into a 10ft cube as a small glowing sky blue orb…. This is my first actual foray to the world of webnovels as I’ve never wrote any stories before… *cough cough * edgy horny filled teenage fanfics do not count whatsoever *cough cough*. I am very new to the world of novels and I am not a native English speaker so expect a lot of grammar mistakes. The story will update on weekends on Saturday or whenever I feel like uploading as I do not have much free time and this is only a novel I write to improve my writing skills. What can you expect from the story? - Dungeons? Of course, this is the main theme of the story. - Multiple leads? Yes, there will be multiple perspectives from many different characters with at least 4 main characters. - Gamelit? The world is ruled by a system… that does absolutely nothing other than a way to view your stats and progression. - Murder hole? No, the lead character has a challenging yet fair view on how dungeons should operate, don’t get me wrong as he will still kill people if they are evil, careless or overestimate their abilities but don’t expect too much death as I feel that most adventurers would be smart enough to know their abilities especially when they have to do it themselves instead on relying on skills or the system. - Cultivation? No, the ability to gain power from sitting still and breathing never made any sense to me and it will be completely broken if the MC gets their hands on it so… no. - Non-human MC? Yes, they are a dungeon after all and yes, dungeons do get avatars but it is a specialized procedure that many choose not to do. Also, if the dungeon gets an avatar, no he will not be some wish giving demigod or whatever. - Magic? Yes, but it is very limited and down to the ground... from my notes... which means nothing - Art? Yes, I’m a hobbyist-artists so expect some art sketches here and there… I am poor so I do not have line art pens or tablets or adobe photoshop… also no scanners so… pictures of pencil-sketches it is, no coloring though since I am terrible at coloring. - Comedy? Yes, if you can call my bad attempts at humor comedy. - Likeable characters? Hopefully… especially since I accidentally made like... 60 characters … how I made 6 originals into 60?… I have no idea whatsoever… - Adventurers/invaders/delvers/etc…? Yes! My favorite part about dungeon core novels are when delvers delve into the dungeon and reading how they react, I will definitely flesh out the delvers and show how they operate more than usual hopefully. Hopefully you like the story, I will not have a patreon or paypal or whatever mostly because I’m under 18, thanks for at least reading this far and I hope that my writing is at least passable and you enjoy the story… if not then at least I got some writing practice in English.
8 214 - In Serial28 Chapters
Yandere!InquisitorMaster x reader
Basically just some headcanons/scenarios/oneshots of the squad if they were yandere for you :) Hope you enjoy reading! ¡This book is old so most of its content is cringey! Read at your own risk!I'm not writing for this anymore, sorry!
8 201

