《the hero, the villain,and the profiteer》16a clara dolls
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(yami gets up from his chair, it disintagrating into motes of darkness as he gets up)
okay, the maze has enough space for two people to walk side by side, i mean it's supsed to be hard, not imposible for people with regular amounts of karma....am i going soft...eiwg,...no, no, im just..keeping up apearences, i want people to come, i don't want to get them, fear is in the unknown like "how could he disapear in this normal dungeon"....or im just...tired...like i lost more than half a thousand millilitres of blood...no wonder they[his species] usualy go slow.
(he scratchesa bump on his chest, and transfers to the maze)
..ants need a queen,so oneof the dead ends, she will reside,there is no end yet; should i make one? ...or shouldi sprinkle treashure throughout the maze........treashure costs less, so i can continue sooner...and eat somthing...my rabbit bits are calling me..
(he creates a basic giant ant queen; it's the size of a medium-small dog and looks like a black garden ant)
...well,..it is a "basic" one..i think quite afew monsters are barred to me for now..
(the queen licks some of the blood on his robe,and poops an egg)
[yami]....I like you.
crtclrt [your flap tastes delisous!]
(the queen bite his robe)
[yami]no noming on my robe!(he pulls it out of her mouth)
clitclrit[you cannot do that ,i am the queen]
[yami]HEY,...im the king of this castle, you're just the hourly.
...clack, clack[you talk like that to me, but you no smell like queen, so you enamy, guards!]
.....(he lightly kicks her onto her back)
crrrriiclcricklle[ I AM DEFEATED, i submit.]
[yami].i hope you get stronger....(he rubs it's thorax, then the abdomin)..good girl
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clicklick[i understand,me make manny subjects!]
....(he looks visibly tired after doing the equivalent of making a acurate recreation of a dali painting out of his own secreations)...(he transports to his lake houseaand flops onto a bed)...yey,...bed..after more than a month and a half,..i have a propper bed.
(feels around)..where is my skull of unknown origin?
(he can't find it on his bed)....mmmhhh.......TIIIINK!...wher is my skull?
[tink] under your hair!
[yami]...i meant the bleached one
[tink]IT'S MY BED NOW BITCH!
[yami]....awww....疲れて.....but i wanted to talk to maximilien robespierre.{what ne named the skull}...meh,..i'l just get another off the pile...but it's in the hell path for decoration....im too tired to move...i will put her in a bottle later...
(after 1 nights worth of sleep, a rabbit ninja trying to kill him, but ending up dieing in his mouth{or was that a dream he had, eather way, it was delisios}, and 5 goblins carrying him to his fancy chair, he felt like himself again)
[yami] okay tink, now for your fabulous flock of fashionable infantry.
[tink]...were the words that came out of your mouth nesisary?..like..at-all?
[yami]...i do still have the jar.
[tink] i'll be quiet.
(he pours 500mana into it, the earth rumbles, and the army of dolls is summoned)
rmmmmqmqmmmqmqmqmqmqmqmmq
.........
(the sound of marching is heard)
(as the dolls appear seemingly out of no-where and get into formation, singing of all things as they march into formation)
Wo ist eine lange Nadel?
Wo ist eine kurze Nadel?
Auf Wiedersehen, geh schlafen zügig
Das Fenster genau geschlossen?
Der Schlüssel genau befestigt?
"Noi" Zuerst gebe ich Zwei
"Noi" Diese Zwei sind statt deinen Tränen
Nein! Nein! Ich Fallen!
Nein! Nein! Nicht springen!
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Mit den letzten zwei Versprechen
Nein! Nein! Ich Fallen!
Nein! Nein! Nicht springen!
Nein! Nein! Ich Fallen!
Nein! Nein! Nicht springen!
Neiiiin!
[yami].....well.......i wasn't expecting that.
[tink](stands next to them)..yeah,...starting to feel alittle inadequate next to them.
[yami]....oh my god, there 5 inches taller than you...hnhn.
[tink]...im smaller then some of them in..other ways too.
[yami] don't worry, there plastic you're 100%natural
[tink]...i hate that i know what that means, but thank you...why did you insist on giving me thi again?
[yami] well there's companionship, stress releaf, to attack people, and violent chess.
[tink] violent chess?
[yami] yeah, chess, but the peices kill each other violently with weapons.
[tink](looks at them)..i'de like that
(one of them touches her hair)
[tink].....kill them,KILL THEM NOW!
[yami]....no...., im gonna play with my pet human,i feel like i've done enough to not have you continiue to say im horrible to you, have fu~~~n.
(he transports to his pet's room, leaving tink to her fate..a makeover{the horror})
(they glossed her lips,they mascarad her eyes, put a green streak in her blond hair,used sparkly eyeliner and worst of all, gave her a mani pedi,all while the goblins were just staring and wondering where those dolls got that tiny makeup kit)
[tink]EEEAAAahhh!,no,stop,STOPIT,AAAAH!
(after they were done, one holds up a mirror to show how she looked).....i don't hate it, but i hate that you did it without my permishion.....(points to the direction of the entrance)now go kill somthing outside and bring it here(they saluted and marched in unison out)....(looks into the tiny hand mirror)..pff,...(drops it and flys off) i could do it myself....SOME HELP YOU WERE GOBLINS!...you let them violate my person.
[gob1{f}].gniht a hcus rof llik d'I ,tuoba etari os ehs si tahw
[gob2{m}] ?thgir ,wonk I
(yami is playing with his pet human, the woman looking way heathyer than before, filling out even more than he originaly expected, now whearing a ball gown as she mimes dancing with a parter to some unheard song)
[yami]..yes...lovly..box-step turn, twerl,..keep your back straght....good, you got ball dancing,..now, belly dance, or trapeese act..maybe sword dance, i'de have to give you sword profisiancy i obtained for that, but i already gave you mace profisiancy, and the sword one is insuffisiant.....how about you train it then...there's a dummy right there to train.
[a woman who forgot who she was]..okay.
[yami, petting her]..good girl.
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