“Wait, wait, wait! I’ll talk! I’ll describe it from the beginning so please leave Mr. Left alone! He is innocent!”

“Really? But I’m just oh so excited to take Mr. Left from you, what story could be more interesting than taking him away?”

Truly she has a face straight out of a horror manga. Cute as a button, smiling widely, and absolutely drenched in blood. I’m trying really hard to block the fact that that blood is my own from my mind, but it’s not working.

“Ok… ok so where do I even start? I guess the day 'that' event happened. Don't worry, I’ll tell it like a story so it won’t be boring.....

So please, put down the knife.”

Ahem...

“It was like any other day for me. Was I tired? Yes. Was I stressed? Yes? Was it serious? No. It’s just college, everyone here is tired and stressed.

My name is Tony Kiru. I’m a fairly normal college student. I get decent grades and have a few friends here and there throughout the campus. I eat cheap food so I can spend more on the coffee I need to stay awake and I’m currently single. Not like I have time for a girlfriend anyways, what with both school and work taking up my time…

At least that’s what I kept telling myself…

Anyways, let's continue the introduction. I’m currently 21, work as a cook in the school kitchens, and am on my way towards a bachelors in business administration. Why business administration? Why, that’s because I have no idea what I want to do with my life of course!

Ahem. Anyways as for any special attributes about me, I can safely say I am as white bread as they come. I’m not too athletic, not too good looking, not exactly a genius although I’m above average in most subjects. I guess the fact that I read a lot of translated novels and have a lot of hours invested into strategy games is interesting… maybe.

So now that we have covered the who, now for the why. I can practically hear your questions now;

‘Ok, you’re basic, so what?’

‘Why in the world do I care about you’

‘Why is your life interesting enough for me to spend my time learning instead of just continuing to slice your limbs?’

Well as little as I like to admit it, my life has taken an interesting enough turn that some people might actually find it “interesting”; maybe even “entertaining”. This, of course, has nothing to do with my person but with the situation I find myself in. You should know best considering how much ‘entertainment’ I have provided you.

It all started when I was working on a project with one of my teams at my college commons that day just a few months ago…”

To my great relief, the cutting stopped.

For the first time in two months.