Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, manga, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.

I decided to explore magnolia town today, it was really big, a really intimidating sign stood before me, namely the guild fairy tail base.

"Hmm, to go or not to go." I said as I saw a body flew and went through the door and went straight right to me.

"Ufff." I said as I was knocked back along with the body.

"What was that for flame brain!" Said as a familiar character I knew who was Gray.

"Who are you and why did you fly through me, but most of all why are you naked?, Oh I get it, your into some kinky S&M play?, hey that's so kinky, I think I might get an erection." I said to the person on top of me.

Gray blushed and quickly retorted "Who would play an S&M, there is a really serious explanation for this."

"Yeah right." I retorted.

"Grays got a boyfriend, Grays got a boyfriend." Said Natsu who checked to where Gray landed.

"Shut up flame brain, this is all your fault." Shouted Gray as he quickly stand up from a compromising position.

"Not to disturb you guys or anything, but Mr. Gray is still naked and his genitals is still free balling as it were, are you sure you're not gonna get arrested by the magic knights for public indecency." I said to him which he blushed further.

"Crap gotta go." Said Gray as he dashed away.

"Ahahahahaha, that was great, I have never seen Gray this flustered, by the way, who are you mister?" Said a person who I recognize as Natsu a pink haired teen.

"Isn't it polite to introduce yourself first young man." I said as I stood up and dusted myself.

"Huh?, oh yeah, names Natsu Dragneel, I'm fairy tails fire dragon slayer." Said Natsu as he blew fire during his introduction.

"Is that supposed to impress me?, it's not working Mr. pink flamingo, since it's only fair since you introduced yourself, names Kageyama." I said to him who looked offended.

"Don't be mean to Natsu." Said a new voice of a flying blue cat who came from nowhere.

"OMG!, a flying and talking cat, OMG, OMG." I said in a hysterical fashion.

"Ah, happy, I think you broke him." Said Natsu.

"I'm out a here, I don't have insurance for that, bye, your on your own Natsu." Said the flying cat as he flew away.

"Aye sir." Said Natsu as he saluted the flying cat as it left.

"Hey, have you calmed down yet?." Said a worried Natsu.

"Oh, ooooh, yeah, I'm calm, I'm calm."

"Yeah right." retorted Natsu.

"So Mr. Kageyama, what are you doing in front of Fairy Tail's door." Asked the curious Natsu.

"Ohh, I was checking out the supposed strongest guild, and I got to say it's not what I expected." I said to Natsu.

"I know right, isn't Fairy Tail great." Said Natsu excitedly.

"If you count crashing to a flashing stripper count as great, then I would say Fairy Tail is full of weirdo's." I said stating my honest opinion.

"Hey don't diss fairy tail, flame dragons fist!." Said an angry Natsu hurling his flaming punch right at me.

I quickly reacted and used my shadow bind and stopped Natsu in his tracks.

"What!, I can't move, what did you do." Asked a surprised Natsu

"Now that would be telling." I said as Natsu glared at me.

"All right, all right, it was magic, there now, happy?." I retorted.

"Yes?." Said a flying cat who popped out from nowhere.

"Who?." I said to the cat.

"You called me, it's me happy, what a weird guy." Said the flying blue cat.

"Aren't you suppose to be catching fish somewhere?" I retorted.

"Oh yeah, hi Natsu, bye Natsu." Said the cat as he flew away.

"What a weird day this has been, I'm outta here." I said as I undid my magic to Natsu and left.

"What a weirdo." Said Natsu as he dusted himself and went back inside the guild.