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Meanwhile in Fairy Tail Guild

"Who was that Natsu."

"Some weirdo gray bumped into." Said Natsu.

"Huh, usually you get along pretty much with everyone, so what kind of impression did that guy have to make you think he's a weirdo?."

"He dissed fairy tail saying that were weirdo's, how rude." Answered Natsu righteusly.

"Umm what makes him say that?."

"Umm, Gray kinda crashed into him while he was naked and accused gray that he was into S&M, whatever that means."

"Oh, oooohhhh, yep that will totally label us as weirdo as you put it."

"What!, who says where a weirdo guild." Said Natsu as he munched fire from a torch.

"That's exactly what we call weird to an ordinary civilian."

"But he's not an ordinary civilian, he's a mage, he stoped my flame dragons fist like it was nothing, on second thought that guy was strong, I wanna fight him again."

"Did someone say new recruit?." Said Master who just arrived.

"No, master, just some weirdo I met, but boy he was strong." Said Natsu in thought.

"That's it Natsu, I got a special mission for you, your mission is to recruit that weirdo." Said master Makarov.

"Aye sir." Said Natsu as he dashed off.

"You aren't really serious right master?."

"Maybe, on one hand me may get a new strong member, on the other hand we don't have to see Natsu for a while making

too much ruckus, it's a win-win." Explained Makarov.

"I'm sorry for doubting you Master."

"All hail Master Makarov, All hail Fairy Tail!"

I was walking home while laughing my ass of that funny encounter with the Fairy Tail guild.

"Maybe I should check on them again, yup, I'll definitely check on those people." I thought.

"Oi."

"Oiiiiii."

"Oiiiiiii, wait up kegeweirdo!."

"Who dares call me a weido..., oh, it's only you." I said speaking to a panting Natsu.

"Join Fairy Tail!." Said Natsu with a grin.

"Whaaaaat the hell just happened, and why do you want me to join, I'm just on ordinary civilian." I explained smoothly.

"Oh no you're not, you're a strong mage, my nose never lies, so join Fairy Tail." Explain Natsu.

"If I gave you some food will you go away?." I said to him as his stomach growled.

"Maybe." He said while whistling.

"Okay let's treat that monster stomach of yours so you'll go away." I said as we went to a nearest restaurant.

Shirou's Family Restaurant.

"What will it be boys, I'll just have the house special and what will you be having Natsu?"

"Are you sure I can order anything?." Said Natsu drooling.

"Sure, sure, I'm a nice guy, It's my treat." I said to him.

Did I just saw a fire in his eyes?.

"Then I'll have one of everything." Said Natsu.

"Are you sure sir?." Said the waitress.

"I've never been more sure in my entire life." Said Natsu.

"Okay, well you heard him miss, one of everything." I said as we were led to a VIP corner of the restaurant.

"Our orders arrived one by one and to my surprise Natsu gobbled it up in a flash."

I was so amazed it was like looking at a saiyan eating. I just quietly ate my fill.

30 minutes later

"Thanks for the meal, man you're a good guy, you should definitely join Fairy Tail." Said a grinning Natsu.

"Well Natsu, we have a deal stop pestering me about joining Fairy Tail." I said.

"Sure, a promise is a promise, I'll stop pestering you about joining Fairy Tail, only for today since you didn't mention the time frame." Said Natsu grinning and left the restaurant.

"He got me there. I didn't really specifically mention any timeframe, do people like Natsu get smart when there's food involved?. It has a high distinct possibility." I said to myself.

"Your bill sir." Said the waitress.

"Hmm 9,000 jewels, makes sense, this is a pretty well known restaurant." I said as as I took out 10,000 jewels.

"Keep the change." I said as I left.

"Thank you for your patronage." Said the staff of the restaurant.

Fairy Tail Guild

Natsu arrived singing a happy tune.

"Oh Natsu you're back how did it go?." Said Makarov.

"He took me out for dinner in that famous restaurant, it was amazing." Said Natsu in his dreamy state.

"Pfffttttt, he what?, he took Natsu out on a date?... ohhhhahahahhaha, Natsu...date, ahahahahaha." Laughed Makarov.

"First Gray, then Natsu, who's gonna be next, Loki?." Laughed Makarov.

"Pffftttttt, you can't be serious master, I bet it's Elfman." Said Loki laughing his ass off.

"Hey I'm a man, a real man." Elfman said as he quickly denied the accusations.

It was then Gray walked in and the laughter was everywhere.

"Hello everyone what's everyone laughing about?." Asked the curious Gray.

"Well remember the guy Natsu told us you crashed into."

"Umm yeahh, let's not talk about that incident." Said Gray sweating bullets.

"Well Master gave Natsu a mission to recruit that guy." Explained Elfman while Gray groaned.

"How did it go?." Asked Gray curiously.

That's the thing, Natsu came back, he just said that that Kageyama guy took him out to dinner, on Shirou's Restaurant, the most popular restaurant on magnolia.

"He what, oh what has the world turned into, pfffthahahahahaha." Laughed Gray.

"I thought for sure you'd be sulking with Natsu stealing your man." Said Elfman with a knowing grin.

"Wait, I'm straight, I tell you, Mira you tell them, I'm straight right?" Gray said to Mira who was frozen to be put on the spot like that.

"I'm straight right?." This time it was a question he directed at himself.

That incident made him question his own sexuality.

Meanwhile Natsu was oblivious to all this and forgot to mention that it was a deal to attempt Kageyama to stop joining Fairy tail. He neglected to inform the guild that little bit of important info.