[Boy it's stuffy in here]. We traverse the damp dungeon while on guard. This dungeon had some weird traps but thanks to my new racial skill Trap Finding, we were able to avoid them. however I'm still confused about the selection of traps that we found. The first trap which Max ran into induces feelings of itchiness. It was quite amusing watching Max roll around with wide eyes while shouting my back. The next trap we ran into was one we managed to disarm would make you feel like having to go to the bathroom. (Alert: Trap Sence has detected a trap). Looks like there is another trap wonder what this one will be, maybe it will make me taller. [Hold up Max theirs a trap here]. {Oh thank god you found it I never want to go through that again}. [Really I know I had fun]. {You know that theirs a reason you don't have many friends right}? [Shut it I need to concentrate]. I start working on disarming the trap in front of me. -CHINK- [Whoops] -PSSH-. A green mist is released as I inhaled it I started feeling dizzy but somehow also good.

{Uhm Master are you alright}? I stumble out of the mist catching myself from falling. [ISH FUL GRUT] I stated this while swaying back and forth. {OH GOSH DAMMIT}! I put my arm around his neck. [Wuts Wong bud not feling gud] -Hic-. Grabbing the collar on my shirt Max drags me along. [OH THEIR ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED TIM AND JIM THEY WENT ON THEIR WAY TO SLAY A DRAGUN BUT ALL THAT THEY FOUND WAS AN EMPTY CAVE AS THE DRAGON CANE DOWN AND KILLED TIM, NOW TIM WAS DEAD JIM PISSED HIS PANTS RUNNING AWAY HE THOUGHT HE WOULD LIVE BUT AS IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS A TRAP AND THAT WAS THE END OF TIM AND JIM]! I sang an old Kobold song in my drunken stupor turns out I was a pretty good singer or so I thought but it seemed like Max was about to go crazy.

After a couple minutes of being dragged it seems the effects wore off. [Hey Max how long are you planning on dragging me]? {Yo-YOUR FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL OH THANK GOD I WOULDNT HAVE LASTED MICH LONGER}! [Hey I'll have you know I thought I sang pretty well]. He stares at me with a your kidding right look. [By the way how far along did we go]? {Well we were attacked by Fire Bats and you tried hugging a porcuneedle shouting LUK AT IS BUTIFUL FEATHERS so not very far}. My face flushes red with embarrassment but I'm just glad it wasn't noticeable.

(Alert enemy approaching). A box popped up in my vision. I immediately Drew my dagger ready and prepared for anything. -SHLURP- I could hear it coming. -SHLURP SHLURP- It's here -PLOP- a tiny gelatinous blob with tiny eyes appeared in front of me it was... *Adorable*? [It's so cute] I grab a stick and start poking it. {Uhm master I wouldn't do that}. [Why not it's just an adorable purple blob]. As if on cue the slime sprung at me as teeth formed from the gelatin piercing my scales as it attached to my face. [AAAHHH WHY DOES IT HURT SO MICH GET IT OFF GET IT OOOOFFFFFFFFF]! I flail around trying to throw it off. With the help of Max, we manage to throw it off. Blood flows from the bite wounds mixing with my red scales. [WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING STATUS]

(Name: Purple Slime)

(Race: Slime)

(Level: 37)

(Class: Monster)

(Strength: 176)

(Agility: 119)

(Vitality: 60)

(Defence:42)

(Magical Aptitude: 15)

(Intelligence: 23)

(Wisdom: 25)

(Charisma: 188)

(Health: 53/54)

(Magic Points: 29/29)

(Skill Points 25/32)

(Skills and Spells: Devour, Grapple, Lure, Physical Resistance, Acid Magic, Acid Resistance)

(Unique Race Skill: Morph)

(Titles: Charmer, Glutton, Dungeon Monster)

*HOLY CRAP THAT IS ON BUFF SLIME* [It has charm no wonder I was lured in]. {Wete any of its magic points depleted}? [No why do you ask]? {Lure is a spell-like ability it takes magic to use meaning you weren't lured in, your just incompetent}. [That's harsh Max]. {I had to drag your intoxicated body around the dungeon protect you while you're trying to hug a porcuneedle all of this while listening to your drunken singing and you're saying that what I said was harsh}.

I could see the crazed look in his eyes and decided to change the subject. The instinct for survival is a powerful thing. [Alright let's take this thing down]. (Skill activated - Intermediate fire magic: Fire Arrow) A large arrow of fireflies from my hand zooming towards the slime. The slime jiggles and morphs creating a hole in its body that my magic passes through. {That won't work you need to distract it first}. [Looks like I'll need your help then you ready]? {Of course I am} [Alright then let's do this together}. we initiate in combat it only takes a minute but... We were beaten and bruised as the slime casually rolls away. [We don't mention this to anybody alright]. {I agree we mention this to no one}. I wonder to myself, *I was able to defeat a troll that once killed a hero but I lost to a slime what's with this world. And with that, we decide to wait for our wounds to heal from our heroic battle.

(Title Acquired: Slime food)

(Title Acquired: Slime lover)