《Tales of Idiots.》Prologue
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"Sir, there had a disturbance detected in Section D - 5."
"Well, go and investigate the disturbance then." The Captain grumbles as he read his newspaper. The guard who was reporting the disturbance replied, "But sir, we had already tried to investigate the disturbance but we were unable to due to it being on Count William's land.
"Fucking nobles. Well, don't bother trying to investigate the disturbance and go back to your post."
"Yes, sir!"
The Captain grumbles again as he put his newspaper down to drink his coffee. He looks the window that was in his office and mutter, "Fucking nobles, thinking they're better than us just because they were born with a silver spoon while us peasants have to work our ba—"
*BOOOOM*
A guard ran into the office and shouted, "Sir, a bomb had gone off in Section D - 5!"
"Sound the alert then and take 10 groups of guards with you to the explosion and I don't care if the nobles get piss off by this and go!"
"Yes, sir!"
The Captain leans back on his chair, his eyes close, and said, "Just what the hell is going on."
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