《The Legend Of The Insanely Overpowered Mage》Chapter 22: Escape!
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"You just had to go and cum everywhere, didn't cha?" Laura asked sarcastically. Clearly, she wasn't in the mood to stay polite to her sperm provider.
"Oh come on, its not my fault that everyone got covered and infected. Besides, if I didn't, that poor guy would've burned to death," Tenur kept up the pace before continuing, "and his charred corpse would haunt my dreams forever."
The two of them plus Denka, who was being carried by Tenur, were running away from the encampment. They could hear insects and animals fleeing all around them. When they thought they were clear, groans and moans would prove them wrong, time and time again.
"They just keep on coming!" Laura forced the words through a pant since they've been running for quite a while now.
"Cumming, ha!" Tenur started laughing while running. That turned out to be a bad choice because it didn't even take two seconds for his stamina to burn thoroughly, causing him to fall flat onto the ground. Laura heard the 'thump' and turned around to find Tenur laying face down.
"I! Can't! Run! Any! More!" Every word was forced.
"Get the fuck up, you're on me!" Denka complained. A better view angle allowed Laura to see her father's medium under Tenur, and Tenur's groin was directly on top of him as well.
"Ah, sorry 'bout that," Tenur made a few grunts of effort as he tried to roll away, but nothing changed even after that.
"My body's out, I can't do anything to get out of this position," He told the both of them. Denka sighed in response while Laura went over and picked him up, along with her father. They could hear groans now, and they were approaching fast.
"Uh, I think its time for you to run-" The words couldn't come out since the wind pressure knocked his breath away. Laura was running faster than before now, probably due to the rest she got while standing around as he lied on the floor just now.
The trees whooshed past, and blurry images was all that Tenur could process. Still, he wondered if this was how everything looked like to Laura. He also wondered if the sperm zombies, or sombies for short, ran at this kind of speed, which explained how they kept on catching up to them.
"Shit. Dad, can you increase the transfer rate of mana sperms from Tenur and focus more on my lungs and leg muscles?" Laura slowed suddenly, but not to the point where Tenur would fall off her arms due to momentum.
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"Can't, the transfer rate is already the same as the rate of mana sperm production. If I increased anymore, it'll be drawing off from his life force," Denka explained.
"Wait, you can transfer the mana from my sacks to Laura without my permission?" Tenur was suddenly aware of the topic of conversation.
"Dumbass, that's the reason as to why your dick is limp even after so much time passed," Laura yelled at him.
Denka took that as the signal to explain what she meant, "Only, if you could increase your transfer efficiency and reduce mana transfer wastage to your surroundings, it would've done us so much more good," he then added, "it'd also make it harder for the zombies to follow our trail."
"Sombies, ok? And why didn't you say that earlier! I would've been able to do so much more," Tenur was angry at not being told such a simple fact.
"It takes will and concentration to reduce trasnfer wastage to its minimum," Denka then pointed out, "and you didn't have time to stand around and meditate."
Laura started running again, her previously ragged breath was no where to be seen, only determination to keep running. Tenur started again, "couldn't Laura just carry me from the beginning!?"
"That makes so much sense, only, she didn't have the mana to boost her overall fitness to its peak!" Denka shouted out in frustration, refuting Tenur's argument, "anyway, your sperm sacks were dry, and it took some more time just to accumulate enough to initiate a transfer. And then there's also the fact where the sombies," Denka said in disgust, "were sucking your mana away after a sufficient amount was accumulated."
Tenur thought for a moment. Denka's explanation properly explained as to why he felt a tugging sensation before leaving the sombies, and his dick felt weak when sombies were near. Now that he made deep thoughts on it, his dick was technically acting as an indicator, telling him if there were sombies near him or not. The moment he heard groans, his dick would grow softer than usual, and after placing more distance between him and them, its turgidity would return back to normal.
"Anyway, you noticed your dick can be an indicator right?" As if Denka could sense his mind, he had asked Tenur something he just thought of. Tenur just nodded as a confirmation.
"Well, its not just an indicator, you know. Its more of a compass, and if you leave a large enough mana puddle, which could also be said as sperm puddle, you could pinpoint that location and allow yourself to return back to that place, through your dick's guidance of course," Denka told him.
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It was shocking to know the fact, and it would also mean he could find a way back to his hometown since his mana children were still there. That meant the children would be acting as a large mana puddle, and it would mean his dick could sense it and guide him towards that direction.
As the revelation set in, he could feel a smile creeping onto his face. "Denka, you should've told me that sooner!"
"Why?" Denka was curious.
"Because, I created a mana puddle in my hometown, though technically they're demi-manabornes," he decided to tell.
"And you just had to say it now, didn't you?" Denka sighed, before drawing his daughter's attention, "Laura, we're going to use Tenur as a navigator."
"What!? He can't do that! His sense of direction is almost as bad as mine!" Laura protested, but Denka just ignored her and told Tenur, "let your dick guide you. If you don't move and allow it to hang limply, it would be drawn towards the general direction of your mana puddle."
"That would require me to stand on firm ground first though..." Tenur trailed off. Laura had run through the entire forest and arrived at a cliff. There was no other way except down it, or back the way they came from. She put Tenur down and held her father.
"Looks like it's the end of our line, unless you fly us, Tenur," Denka said.
"I could use Penis Rocket, but it may be dangerous to fly all of us three over," Tenur warned.
"For now, sense the mana puddle. We'll see after," Denka ordered.Tenur obediently took his pants off to reveal his dick that was erect for some reason. It was pointing to the east, and when he turned his entire body to face the east, it stood straight, like a bridge.
Laura whistled while muttering "that's weird." Meanwhile, Tenur was thinking how weird it would be if his dick sensed a mana puddles in all four different directions. It would probably mean his dick would keep rotating non-stop to point in all four directions, before ultimately, being torn into four, equal parts.
That's just a theory! It's absurd! He assured himself, but it just didn't feel like a good idea to let it slide as a theory.
Groans and moans could be heard from the forest, and they were coming in fast. They could hear the rustle of bushes and leaves being stomped passed as the hosts were charging towards them. The three of them backed together to the edge of the cliff, and when they couldn't back anymore, they just stared at the incoming threats.
Closer now, they could hear the sound of fapping. Then, when the sombies were finally out of the forests and in the moonlight, they could see them now. A bunch of men, all of them dicks in hands and fapping loudly while marching towards the group of three. There were a few confused sombies that were fucking tree trunks, but that was nothing compared to those that were burying their penises into the ground before proceeding to fuck the earth.
"This... This is a monstrosity!" Laura yelled at the top of her lungs, and Tenur could see birds flying out of their nests, desperate to flee the site of danger. Some birds were unfortunate enough to get caught by the sombies, and the sombies ended up comitting bestiality.
"Shit, this is so damn worse," Tenur said before making the final decision, "I'm taking the risk of flying, how 'bout you, Laura?"
"Don't leave me! Now, start flying!" Laura grabbed ahold of Tenur from behind, threatening to choke him if not for her father blocking her hands from interlocking.
"Alright, get ready," He thought he would've been able to perfect it before using it for the second time, but circumstances seem to disagree with him on that fact.
"Penis Rocket!"
Just like before, a light blue glow covered his penis. But this time, it had a touch of cyan mixed in with it. The worried look on Tenur's face was replaced with a calm one when Denka gave the remark of "due to mixing with a troll for long periods of time". However, that calmness couldn't expand any further until Tenur was able to figure out how to fix the trajectory for his flight, albeit the dick was somehow fixing its own direction to fly towards the mana puddles. A cyan glow was emanated from the centre of the compressed mana, and it looked like the blue glow was the only thing that stopped the cyan from spreading too much.
Right before he felt the tug of mana, the compression reached its maximum point and bursted, shooting a trail of sperms that seemed to glow in the dark, lighting the sky with a trail of cyan-blue mana as they dispersed, turning the night into day temporarily. Tenur hoped that this time, his dick wouldn't be a dick and get out of hand by flying into a completely random direction.
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