《Asher the Insane》Asher the Misunderstander
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[Skill [Thinking LVL. 50] threshold reached. [Thinking LVL. 50] -> [Thinking LVL. 51]]
[Skill [Breathing LVL. 145] threshold reached. [Breathing LVL. 145] -> [Breathing LVL. 146]]
[Skill [Metabolism LVL. 160] threshold reached. [Metabolism LVL. 160] -> [Metabolism LVL. 161]]
[Skill [Sight LVL. 114] threshold reached. [Sight LVL. 114] -> [Sight LVL. 115]]
[Skill [Regeneration LVL. 60] threshold reached. [Regeneration LVL. 60] -> [Regeneration LVL. 61]]
[Skill [Blood Flow LVL. 190] threshold reached. [Blood Flow LVL. 190] -> [Blood Flow LVL. 191]]
[Skill [Muscular System. 80] threshold reached. [Muscular System. 80] -> [Muscular System. 81]]
[Skill [Aura LVL. 17] threshold reached. [Aura LVL. 17] -> [Aura LVL. 18]]
[Skill [Recovery LVL. 66] threshold reached. [Recovery LVL. 66] -> [Recovery LVL. 67]]
[Skill [Mana FLow LVL. 12] threshold reached. [Mana FLow LVL. 12] -> [Mana FLow LVL. 13]]
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[Skill [Sanity LVL. 100] decrease threshold reached. [Sanity LVL. 100] -> [Sanity LVL. 99]]
Stop.
STOP.
Every single second dozens if not hundreds voices rang in my head.
I ran.
[Skill [Running LVL. 78] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 78] -> [Running LVL. 79]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 79] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 79] -> [Running LVL. 80]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 80] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 80] -> [Running LVL. 81]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 81] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 81] -> [Running LVL. 82]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 82] -> [Running LVL. 83]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 83] -> [Running LVL. 84]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 84] -> [Running LVL. 85]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 85] -> [Running LVL. 86]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 86] -> [Running LVL. 87]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 87] -> [Running LVL. 88]]
[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 88] -> [Running LVL. 89]]
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[Skill [Running LVL. 82] threshold reached. [Running LVL. 89] -> [Running LVL. 90]]
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Anywhere but here.
I stopped in an alleyway.
FAYE, WHAT IS HAPPENING.
FAYE, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU.
[Skill [Sanity LVL. 99] decrease threshold reached. [Sanity LVL. 99] -> [Sanity LVL. 98]]
Everything went black.
“Sorry about that,” she said, she was sitting in a chair by a white table, sipping on tea or something in a void.
In the far-off distance, I could still hear the level-up sounds.
“The fuck do you mean, you’re sorry? Turn that shit off. Did you see that my sanity skill has already lowered by like two levels? Where the fuck even are we now? Looks like that ‘God Space’ I met you and Alexandra the first time.”
“The Genesis Foundation. Let me make it a bit more comfortable for you.”
In a split second the empty void was replaced with a lush green meadow.
“Sit down,” she pointed at a new chair by the table, that I could have sworn wasn't here before.”
“So, what's up. What’s happening?”
“You didn’t know how your skill worked.”
“How could I have? There couldn’t have been anyone in the whole fucking world who could. That skill is unique to me, remember?”
She pouted.
“Fine, could you explain it to me then?”
“Hmpf, only because the Goddess said I should watch over you.
You thought that the skill would increase the next ‘buff’ for 10%, right?”
“Yeah.”
“That’s half true. Applied it more than once you thought that it would be increased by 20%
36500% in the end, correct?”
“Makes sense to me.”
“That false. It would increase the amount that had been increased by 10% by another 10%. In your case, the 100% experienced buff would be increased to 110% then to 121% then to 133%.”
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“By God, I stacked it 3650 times.”
“And you broke the system by doing that.
The experience gain is so out of line that even skills that are not supposed to show up when level up will give you a notification.”
“It was a 100% XP buff that lasted 10 minutes, whats the values now?”
“It increased to about twelve quinquinquagintillion one hundred fourteen quattuorquinquagintillion three hundred sixty-nine trequinquagintillion eight hundred twenty-three duoquinquagintillion two hundred ninety-five unquinquagintillion eight hundred fifteen quinquagintillion. That’s a 1 with 169 zeroes after it.
It will last about trequinquagintillion years.”
Anything you do will instantly give you multiple levels in a skill.”
“Oh fuck this. You’re supposed to be my ‘Guardian’ isn’t there anything you can do?”
“I don’t control it anymore, you broke it but I could mute it for you active conscious. Your subconscious will still hear it and your sanity level will still rapidly drain.”
“Fine, I don’t care, just make it stop.”
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