《PERFECT SECRET LOVE: THE BAD NEW WIFE IS A LITTLE SWEET (Part One)》Chapter 112: Stuffed
Advertisement
Author: Jiong Jiong You Yao, 囧囧有妖
Source: Qidian International
Translator: eunimon_
Editor: Caron_
This girl simply coaxed him a little and Si Ye Han actually stopped wiping his hand. Even his frightful countenance had returned to normal and there seemed to be some warmth in his eyes.
Compared to this girl in front, the girl from before was complete garbage!
Cui Hao couldn't help but probe Lin Que further, "Young master Lin, where did this sacred being come from?"
"She's just the ugly freak..." Lin Que rubbed his chin and grumbled while he looked towards Ye Wanwan with a mind filled with doubt and suspicion.
When did this arsonist, Ye Wanwan, become a firefighter?
Cui Hao: "...Huh?"
Ugly freak? Was Lin Que blind?
Seeing Cui Hao in a daze, Lin Que reminded him gruffly, "What huh?! You're lucky you were saved. Hurry up and get your woman to leave!"
I was scared half to death! If it wasn't for Ye Wanwan coming over tonight, I wouldn't have been able to settle this incident!
Cui Hao nodded continuously. While Si Ye Han was still in a good mood, he quickly signaled to the girl on the ground.
The girl got up quickly and rushed to Si Ye Han to apologize in a jitter, "9th master, I'm so so, sorry, I..."
"Get out." Si Ye Han looked annoyed.
The girl initially thought she was dead meat; she didn't expect there to be a solution allowing her to be let off. She couldn't believe it and was stunned for a moment before bowing non-stop, "Yes! Thank you, 9th master, for your generosity!"
Before she left, the girl took a glance at the girl next to Si Ye Han out of curiosity.
It turns out that... Si Ye Han doesn't hate women, he's just disinterested in other women...
Advertisement
Since Si Ye Han suddenly became so easygoing, Cui Hao wept in joy, "9th master, I'm really sorry about today--I'll punish myself with 3 glasses! Punish myself with 3 glasses!"
He was itching to slap himself in punishment. He thought that the girl he'd found was already of the highest quality but who knew that 9th master already had a woman of such unrivaled beauty by his side.
No wonder he was disinterested in all the other prey in the wild!
At this moment, everybody in the box had the same thinking as Cui Hao, as they sized up the girl next to Si Ye Han.
Ye Wanwan didn't look at any of them. She sat close to Si Ye Han without looking around and her little hand grabbed some peanuts from the table from time to time.
Si Ye Han naturally noticed these unpleasant looks. However, seeing that Ye Wanwan was sitting next to him obediently and cracking peanuts like a happy little squirrel with her face filled with happiness, his expression turned warm again.
Ye Wanwan buried her head and skilfully cracked a small bunch of peanuts, but instead of eating them, she placed all of them in front of Si Ye Han and indicated for him to partake.
Since Si Ye Han hadn't had anything that whole night aside from drinks, he finished every single peanut on the girl's hand.
Probably because of a guilty conscience, Ye Wanwan used every ounce of energy to please Si Ye Han. After feeding him peanuts, she fed him pistachios, and after the pistachios, she fed him some fruits. Her only wish was for the situation to improve.
As for Si Ye Han, he had already stopped drinking and ate whatever the girl fed him.
Basically... All the other innocent people in the box were also stuffed already...
Advertisement
Lin-single-dog-Que's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. He felt that all of them were no longer light bulbs [1]; they were simply like the sun and moon shining bottomless rays of light!
Damn it, it was agreed that nobody was allowed to bring a girl! Yet you called for a girl over yourself and tortured everybody like that?
Translator's Thoughts
eunimon_ eunimon_
[1]: In Chinese, a light bulb is a slang we use to call a third-wheeler-- someone intruding a couple's date.
The reason why it's called light bulb has to do with the ideal dating situation-- a nice, dark and intimate setting where a couple can enjoy.
But instead, the couple can't enjoy this moment because you're hanging around, like a light bulb, making everything too bright and public to enjoy.
Advertisement
- In Serial205 Chapters
Reincarnated as a Troll in a Dark Fantasy World
A troll wakes up in the "forest of beginning" of a fantasy world with only faint memories of his past human life and unable to speak. The human realm will spare no expense to bring down this monstruous threat. While clinging to his humanity, the troll must use his cunning and modern knowledge to survive and evade the hunters. It is a dark age in a world of swords and magic, ruled by superstition and iron-clad rules. Tradition and conformity are the absolute cornerstones of society. There is no calendar, people count time by seasons, or days. Death, famine and vicious monsters are everywhere. People clutch in their communities, afraid of what is outside. Here and there, a Hero rises, his tale brief like a shooting star. Powerful monsters that drift too close to human's realm must be eradicated at any cost, or society might crumble. The Troll comitted this sin. This "isekai' LitRPG novel is an experiment in writing. We commit to the "Adventure" and "Fantasy" genres, but it might have comedy, romance, and both dark and light tones. Some events in this novel are drawn from random encounter generators and others are decided on a die roll just like a tabletop RPG. Things take a unpredictable tone! Non constructive / offensive comments may be deleted without previous warning. Daily Updates: One each monday through friday, two on saturday and sunday. As of september, the updates will be every even-numbered day. Cover Credits: "Ett gammalt bergtroll" - John Bauer, 1904 (with modifications)
8 446 - In Serial23 Chapters
The Beaumort Society
The city of Omen is on the cutting-edge of learning and science, and the things going on behind the backs of the Institute and the government, and sometimes with their approval...well, they don’t really matter. Conspirators operate just below the surface, societies clashing, fighting for their own mysterious ends. It's here that the individual known as Nemesis Jones, a self-styled private investigator, arrives, stumbling onto the doorstep of a curious bookstore called Beaumort's. He's here in search of answers, but all he seems to find is more questions - like the strange girl who arrived at Beaumort's shortly after him, and the peculiar stranger who just may have the answers he seeks. After he stumbles upon a conspiracy tied far too closely for comfort to his best friend, it's up to him and some other nosy eccentrics to unravel the mysteries of the city one by one, beginning with the murder at the Theatre Obscura. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, all of this is explicitly outlined in Nemesis' job description. [ILLUSTRATIONS BY @THEEGGGARDEN ON TWITTER] [UPDATES 13TH AND 27TH OF EVERY MONTH]
8 84 - In Serial32 Chapters
I AM NPC69
Permadeath. It is a concept that every hero fears in this dog eat dog world. However, to the brave souls that embark on these adrenaline-fueled battles where swords and shields collide, where magic flies through the air toward their unsuspecting foes to smite them into oblivion, the thrill of death is what makes this game worthwhile. A single misstep, and you will lose everything. If you die once, it is all over. Years of hard work, down the drain in seconds. With your livelihood in your world tied to ours, you will feel a sense of endless despair. Postmortem, you’ll be greeted by every hero’s worst nightmare... the dreaded character creation screen. As for me, you may be wondering who I am? Well, am I one of those heroes? No, far from it… for my role, is that of the guide. I lead those lost little lambs and show them the path forward. I am the one responsible for their lives. Their survival rests in the palm of my hand. But there is just one problem… I only have one job... but I can't even do it right. Please don't mind the beer in my left hand and the cigar in my right. I'm not drinking on the job, I swear. Volume 1 Available on Amazon/Kindle Unlimited
8 145 - In Serial15 Chapters
I'm a hero? Nope, familiar
Currently on hiatus (short one, I need a break) Ever wanted to be summoned as a hero? Ever wondered when that doesn't work as planned? Well Niles didn't want to either, but both happened to him. Watch as he gets to learn about how much summoning, magic, monsters, and how people can just ruin his day. Hello, author here. I'm new to this, and this is my first fiction. I'm rather bored so I am doing this for fun, but I don't mind learning. If you notice any mistakes in grammar, spelling, plot, etc. Don't hesitate to tell me :) I'll update the tags as the story gets further.
8 122 - In Serial6 Chapters
Reborn as Kurama: applying scientific method
Reborn in Narutoverse as Kurama, reincarnated scientist wants 2 things - power to keep himself free from enslavement and to built liberal oligarchy, will he get what he wants?)
8 125 - In Serial14 Chapters
Mud, Blood, and Magic
Life doesn't always go according to plan. For Samuel Caulfield, ex-Army Ranger and CIA contractor, the plan was kill, leave, and drink to forget. When his plans went off the rails, and he was cast with little intel to an unknown world full of Mages, Dragons, and Kings on the precipice of all-out war, he has to struggle with balancing uncomfortable emotions, nobility, and the horrors of a world at war.
8 151
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
