《Pasted Gunner》#6-The worst thing is your own stupidity
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[Ok, let's summarize 'what to do' stuff.
I've got 40 days to kill unknown amount of these little bastards. And because of it, I'll need to do some recon. I'm perfectly able to arrive there in one day, I'll do the observation part and then go back.
I assume that these 40 days have been given to for some reason, maybe, who would expect it, to prepare myself.
Equipment, tactics, battle plan, food, weapons, escape plan, etc. Ok. Nothing to wait for, let's prepare for entertaining journey... again]
I started to collect some rocks and create mud. Easy peasy around here.
In an hour was I already building my new smokehouse. Why smokehouse? You know, it's been not so long when I killed some local animal. Just some smaller local hedgehog. Won't it be shame if it spoils?
To tell truth, I actually am not a Bob the builder and these rocks aren't as nicely shaped as Bob's bricks. I took me whole four hours when I was done. What I created was four, leg-high walls covered by something I created from sticks and mud. The whole smokehouse was small, ugly and it will probably fall if you look at it badly. BUT it's my creation and I think it will, with help of some god, work.
It's nice to have smokehouse, however, it's useless if you don't have proper fuel.
You need dry hardwood, without bark.
You'll then soak it in water and then finally burn it. Such wood will product proper, tasty and healthy smoke.
I then started to portion the hedgehog.
It was dirty and bloody work. When I gutted it, I almost vomited. Whatever, there are surely worse things than this.
I grabbed my field shovel and dug hole for guts, which I buried.
I continued then. Pelt of hedgehog is unusable for sure, however spines could be useful.
[Ahh, fuck it, disgusting stench]
Hell yeah, even slaughterhouse is absolutely nothing in compare of this. So bad it was.
I spent almost four hour making meat strips for smokehouse. And then I realized how fucking stupid I am.
I was doing these goddamned games with Inventory and then built a smokehouse when I could have stored it inside.
[God please, kill me!]
"Title achieved "Jackass"
+ 15 Luk"
Des: Title achieved for making absolutely idiotic mistake
Would you like to equip this title?"
"SCREW THIS FUCKING WORLD !!"
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