All around me was warm and dark. were the absolute fuck am I, last I remember that wretched woman and I were going down that alley when the cretin shot us, so what the fuck is going on!!!!!

Okay, I need to calm down and think. breath in and out in and out. okay I feel better there are 3 solutions to my current predicament I can come up with

1) I have been shot and am in a hospital bed somehow I am also blind possibly some condition I am unaware of.

2) I have been kidnapped by that sick heroin addict and he plans to kill me. [perhaps he's a cannibal}

3) or the most unreasonable and unlogical explanation is I have been reincarnated!

Jack was so excited at the prospect of being reincarnated. 'perhaps I have truly been reincarnated !!'

Okay, enough excitement can't let emotions cloud judgment. I must remember what happened last time, I will not be killed so insignificantly again. I will leave a scar on history, and my cruelty will be a legend told to children to scare them straight.

hmm generally reincarnation in the novels I've read lead to the hero being birthed as a shining ray of hope in the human kingdom, so it is safe to assume I am being reborn in a world of swords and magic so I should practise meditating to find my mana whilst I am stuck in the belly of this stranger for the following 9 months.

whilst jack meditated in his new mother's womb a dark shadow whispered in the distant wind 'have fun with my system interesting mortal.'