《The Party's Tank is a Masochistic Trap》Chapter 4.1: Ink, Blood, and Sentences
Advertisement
Saturday. 5:44 AM.
An orange sky reached from beyond the apartment's balcony to poke Kirin's cheeks. The sun was young and had just risen yet had already woken up not only the purring trap but also many of Bladewood's monsters now playing in chilly clouds.
Having gone home early the day before in his yet-to-be fully furnished room, Kirin had really nothing much to do except sleep after eating dinner and taking a quick dip in his bath. He had also quickly slipped himself into a long-sleeved shirt, and his reflection from the vanity mirror reminded him of that as they both checked out how tangled and stiff their hair had become overnight.
"Sigh. I really should keep earning money. After paying for rent next Wednesday, I'll make sure to have my hair treated." Kirin picked up his sack from the mirror's desk. "Thirty-four amalgium left. Had to pay for food yesterday. Aah! I seriously didn't think I'd be in such a tight spot. Maybe if Coral Crown hadn't poked their noses into that quest yesterday, I wouldn't need to be so worried right now."
"Knock knock!"
"Huh?"
A male's voice vibrated through the door. "Cleaning services!"
Cleaning services? At such an early time?
"Sorry, sir!" Kirin shouted. "I'm not quite ready yet. Can you come back later?"
Or may he? Kirin hasn't even subscribed to cleaning services of any kind. Was it the apartment's courtesy? Or was he being scammed?
"Sigh." Kirin murmured, "It's not like they'd be able to scam any money out of me anyway."
"Knock knock!"
"Yes?!"
"Still cleaning services! I demand to clean your room now!"
"Whaaaaat?" Kirin scratched his scalp. "Just a second!" He pulled a blanket from his bed and wrapped it around himself.
"Knock knock!"
"Coming!" Kirin rushed to open the door. "Sorry. I haven't--"
Advertisement
"Hi, Kirin!" Already in his armor, Faolan appeared somewhat too protected just for cleaning.
"O-Oh. I-I-It's you!" Kirin tightened the wrap around his body. "You work cleaning jobs part-time?"
"Not really. Sorry." Faolan laughed lightly as he rubbed the back of his head. "I just wanted to show off some sense of humor."
"Oh." Kirin let out a dismayed breath. "Wait. What are you doing here then?"
"Ha? Didn't we agree to meet at your apartment?"
Sudden heat tickled Kirin's ears. "W-Wait! What? W-W-When did I agree to that? Just so you know, even though I'm very vulnerable, I won't be giving myself to you that easily!"
Faolan blinked twice and tilted his head. "Yesterday?"
Back at the master's office...
"We need a plan. This won't just be as simple as taking up more quests than we currently do." Faolan crossed his arms. "Even if we double our efforts, Coral Crown could triple theirs."
"Speaking of, do you think they already know?" Alia asked.
"Well, it is kind of suspicious they've done what they've done after what Onyx was told."
"Either way, we can't let them do us dirty like that again." Onyx leaned back. "There must be something we can do."
Faolan hummed to think.
"By the way." Alia wiped some sweat that was beginning to gloss her forehead. "Is it just me, or is it suddenly getting too warm in here?"
Onyx's eyes shot at a corner of the room. "No. It's not just you. It's definitely gotten more humid in here."
Faolan followed Onyx's stare and, seeming to catch on, shrugged coolly and looked at the fireplace. "It's probably just the hearth. Anyways, we should hold off on discussing any plans and give ourselves time to think, yeah?"
"Agreed," Onyx whispered, voice hoarse.
Advertisement
Alia nodded.
"Oh!" Faolan balled a fist and pounded his palm. "You rented at that apartment, right, Kirin? Can we visit? What's the number?"
"Okay...? That came up suddenly. Sure." ...was how Kirin agreed.
"Ahh. I remember." Kirin sighed again and stepped aside, giving Faolan permission to enter. "Didn't think you'd be coming this early, though."
"We had to come over while it was dark." Onyx appeared and followed into the room. "Otherwise, my Night Stalker spell wouldn't have worked."
"You're here too?!"
"He picked us up so we could travel undetected in the shadows," Faolan explained. "We couldn't risk leading a spy to the one place they wouldn't be able to figure out where."
"Us?"
Alia giggled, also walking into the room. "We've been downstairs since three o'clock. We didn't want to wake you up until morning."
"Oh."
Great! Everyone was present. All in their usual gear while Kirin sported sheets over a shirt and undergarment.
"I appreciate you letting me get the most of my sleep, guys." Kirin closed the door while maintaining a hand clasped to keep the blanket from falling. "Why didn't you just come with me when I went home yesterday?"
"We stayed at the guild to watch Coral Crown." Onyx leaned against a wall by the kitchen. "To make sure none of them was going to follow you home."
Made sense. Catching Kirin at a terrible time aside, the three of them had really thought that meeting out, huh?
"I get it. That's clear as air now." Kirin bobbed his head. "By the way, I only have one chair. You guys can sit on my bed if you're tired."
Alia nose-dived into Kirin's pillows.
"Hey! That's invading a little too much!"
"So then!" Faolan turned the chair so that it faced all of the party. He sat. "Let's begin our discussion."
Alia sat straight, and Kirin parked beside her. Onyx stayed where he was.
"Catching Wismer spy, I guess we can sadly confirm Coral Crown does indeed already know about our situation." Foalan cocked forwards and rested his elbows on his thighs. "Since they're already at the top, their objective is simply to maintain their position. They could either work at the same pace we do... or stop us from making progress altogether. After what happened yesterday... well, we might already be able to assume which option they ought to take."
Alia raised a hand slowly. "Do you really think Nebby would be so heartless?"
A scoff popped from Onyx's direction. "They've already done once, haven't they? Wasn't that heartless enough for you?"
"Well." Kirin pinched his chin. "I haven't really known those people for very long, but that shota did feel rather sinister."
"Let's suppose they do spend the next three weeks stalking our party." Faolan raised a knowledgeable finger. "At what lengths would they go? What difficulty of quests, distances of travel, and time spent would they draw the line?"
"Even though they're the jackasses that they are, they are still Coral Crown," Onyx responded. "There are no quests they'd refuse to do if it meant keeping them on top."
"I think that's true too." Alia looked down.
Faolan nodded. "Here we find our conundrum. If we can't move up the leaderboard while they're hindering our progress, then we'll have to think of something to force them to work."
Kirin nearly raised a hand too but remembered he needed it for the blanket. "I have an idea!"
"What is it?"
"This might sound like self-sabotage, but I think it'll work."
Advertisement
- In Serial14 Chapters
My Perfect Lady
Mr. Jimmy Hunter is in a fix. He is the C.E.O. of the prestigious Hunter Corporation, currently at loggerheads with his father, Senior Mr. Hunter, the Chairman. Jimmy is the only heir, and yet his father refuses to grant him his inheritance. Unless, of course, he fulfills one condition - gets married before his next birthday! The clock is ticking, and the young master still hasn't found a bride. There's only twenty four hours left, and yet, there are plans to be made. Until with his two best friends, Jimmy comes up with an idea. One that would get him his 'perfect' bride, and help him get back at his father too! If only the bride would agree though... Enter Miya! She's strong, hard headed, foul mouthed and comes with a kid! And there's nothing that pisses her off more than an arrogant rich brat, who also happens to be a pervert. Oh well, she would teach him a lesson!
8 148 - In Serial10 Chapters
Hero's Exodus
Over the last five years, children of Earth have been brought to various worlds, becoming Heroes in their own rights. And ever since a few months ago, they have been returning. With new bodies and the abilities to cast magic, they have disrupted the flow of everyday life. Leoric, a human turned Ice Elf, has finally returned after hundreds of years, with only a few years passing on Earth. Brought in by a mysterious organization who seeks to protect the Heroes, Leoric longs for the chance to see his family again and somehow return to society. And to do that, he vows to combat anything that stands in his way. Be it fellow Heroes, this mysterious organization, or the unknown dangers to come.
8 88 - In Serial12 Chapters
Treading Twilight
Reia Welsh was a student Photomancer who attended Decorous Academy for magical knights, typically wouldn't find herself on either end of the bullying stick, which was pretty impressive considering a multitude of authoritative clubs for the social elites happened to oppress and rule the school with an iron fist. But constantly watching such transgressions from the sidelines proved to go against every moral bone in Reia's body. She was a knight, right? And Knights protected people! And as such, she's going to do something about it-but the consequences she might have to face just may go deeper than the school's very own foundations. With only a few months left before graduation, will she be able to change Decorous for the better? Or will conspiracies, twisted ideologies, dark forces, and mystical beasts intercept any chances she has at reaching her goals? Join Reia on her bizarre knight journey. *** And see, as the redhead cowered at the foot of a locker, they petrified him right there and then in a blast of snow-like powder that came out of one of the bully's hands without the single utterance of a spell all there was a blue instantaneous glow...then the kids from Deck 52 walked off all the while goofily wiggling their bodies. "Hey, why don't you dance with us Peter, c'mon do a little dance." "It's just a petrification spell Peter, don't be down..." "Yeah, dude." But of course, the victim couldn't so much as move his thumbs let alone dance a fool.** ⚠️Caution Mature Content ⚠️⚠️Mature Language⚠️⚠️Mild Drug use⚠️⚠️Graphic/Exaggerated Violence⚠️⚠️OverPoweredCharacters⚠️
8 196 - In Serial7 Chapters
Herald of Tomorrow
No other game has ever come close. It's the largest online world ever created, connecting billions of players all across the expansive Earth Empire. When the governing Herald AI begins to glitch, specialist Arama Kitano answers the call. In what begins as a routine repair, Arama soon discovers an insidious plot. In a race against time, she must finish the job, no matter the cost.
8 132 - In Serial19 Chapters
The 1975 Imagines
Standalone chapters of all 4 of our favourite boys 🧡
8 250 - In Serial6 Chapters
Love For A Prime: Supergirl x male reader
Your are a 24 year old who knows about a power hidden on Earth. the DEO's Director named Hank Henshaw recruited you to become an Agent along with Agent Alex Danvers. This was when you moved to National City and met your neighbour Kara Danvers. She was a very kind girl with no story to tell. What happens next?
8 61

