《The Shadow Rogue》Cuntersia vs Wankeryl
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“Protect the Kokaine! Don't let the enemy get their sticky hands on it!", a soldier in white and gold armour ordered.
"Relinquish the treasure, ye bloody wankers!" shouted the squad leader of the Cuntersian Army.
"We will never yield, dumb cunts!" replied the Wankeryl Army soldier.
"Well then, Wankers, you shall die." The Cuntersian Soldier sinisterly announced.
Hundreds of soldiers from the 2 different nations charged towards each other, none had the intention of backing out. The fight lasted for 3 hours, both of the enemies were evenly matched and the battle has come down to a single Cuntersian Soldier and a Wankeryl Soldier. They were circling each other like two bloodthirsty predators.
Bob, who was also known as was watching the scene intensely crouching under a shady tree 300 meters away while drinking some grape juice.
"Interesting, both of them are evenly matched." Bob thought to himself as he enjoyed the show.
The Nations of [Cuntersia] and [Wankeryl] were at war for a newly discovered, precious mineral that could drastically improve one's physical and magical abilities like steroids on steroids. In the past [Cuntersia] and [Wankeryl] were always evenly matched whenever one of the nations tried to conquer each other. For hundreds of years, none of the nations managed to win as every war always ended up in draws with heavy casualties from both sides. However, due to the discovery of the new mineral, there can finally be a clear victor in the current war. This extremely powerful mineral is called, 'Kokaine'.
The war for Kokaine had been raging on for the past twenty years with no end in sight. A year after the discovery of Kokaine, Bob's once peaceful life came to an abrupt halt. Apparently, his whole village and family was killed by a seemingly random series of lightning strikes which killed everyone he knew one by one. This may or may not be done by a Lightning Mage who was likely to be under the influence Kokaine during the time of the incident.
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From that day onwards, Bob went to live in a nearby forest putting his past behind him, surviving off the land and by stealing from bandits who were in turn, stealing from traveling merchants.
Bob also learned how to fight by watching different animals in the forest brawling with each other, he adapted what he learned from watching the animals fight and made it into his own fighting style.
"Alright. I think it’s about time that I made my appearance." Bob said as he teleported from the tree where he crouched under to right between the two soldiers who were still fighting, leaving a trail of dark matter.
The two soldiers of the two opposing nations were both firmly holding to their swords and with roar, the blades of their swords were about to impact each other.
Out of a sudden, they were rudely interrupted by a Dark Hooded Man who caught both of the soldier's swords with his bare hands. It was as though he had appeared out of thin air.
"Impossible..." Both of the soldiers said in unison.
"The legends were real. The Shadow Rogue exists!" said the Wanker Soldier.
At this point, both soldiers were completely worn-out due to the fact that they were fighting non-stop and they collapsed from exhaustion.
“The Kokaine belongs to the Kingdom of Wankeryl,” The Wanker said meekly.
“Bruh, you wrong as hell,” The Cunter replied with the same amount of energy.
Bob was looking at an inconspicuous ziplock bag with copious amounts of white powder. He opened the bag and stuck his finger into the bag of white powder and looked at it.
‘Without a single doubt in my mind, this is indeed Kokaine!” Bob spoke to himself.
He stuck his finger near his nose for a sample and got rid of it in one mighty sniff and pocketed the rest of his Kokaine. Bob left the soldiers and backflipped continuously back into the forest towards his hideout. He was indeed feeling the effects of Kokaine.
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Advisor 1: "My King, I regret to inform you that we have failed to acquire the Kokaine as it was stolen unexpectedly stolen by a black-hooded man and after it was stolen, this particular individual was backflipping away.”
Advisor 2: "The soldier who survived the battle reported that it was The Shadow Rogue was the one who stole it, shall we recruit a team of adventurers to get back the Kokaine and possibly subjugate him. ”
Advisor 3: " Before we do anything, we have to ascertain his stance on this war, we must also approach him with caution considering he is among the most powerful people in this world."
King of Cuntersia: "Very well, I shall ask you all to put together a squad of our nation's most powerful knights and get him to come on our side."
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