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It has been 3 months give or take since I have been born as a vampire prince. Mother dotes on me all of the time and sometimes hugs me in a vampire death-grip while sleeping. Most of the time I am left alone while I get Nyx to go humanoid-form and do her shadow walking to go get me books from the Royal Library.

Other than shadow walking which is the equivalent of invisibility, I’m not sure what else she can do. I know what I would do if I had that and was adult sized…obviously go out and steal—uh—acquire blood from outside.

Recently I have had a craving for blood and I fear that the more I take from Lisa the more she will be…well…I think I turned her into a shota-con. I fear for my life sometimes, while I can hear Nyx in my mind doing a spiritual version of laughing until she can’t breathe anymore.

However I have methods to achieve victory and defeat Lusty-Lisa! It’s a small story but let’s go back to this morning shall we?

---earlier today---

*BANG*

Holy shit! Is it the police?! Oh wait, wrong world. Ugh, no! It’s even worse! My own creation and abomination returns for more!

The door slammed open and Lisa, who is supposed to be a composed maid under the royal family, comes barging in like a crazy shopper on Black Friday. Huuu, breathe in, breathe out…time to show my new skill I created. Technically it’s not an actual skill, but just imagine it is…

“Prince Siiiiinnnn time to take a bath!!” [Lisa the Abomination]

Target acquired!....Fire!....’Ocular Orgasm!’

*Shudder* “Ahn, Prince, don’t look at me like that….I can’t take it…” [Lisa K.O.’d]

This is the pseudo-skill I make Nyx help me practice with. Well, she just sits there and tells me if my facial expression and demeanor is the best one out of other attempts. The only reason this works too, as I have figured out, is because when I suck blood out of the victim each day for several days in a row, the reaction towards me gets stronger every time.

My other method for pushing back the enemy is one that is not always reliable. I call it the Anti-Lust Landmine. All I need is a fresh diaper and to have eaten already. I’m sure you can figure out from there…

Also I have failed attempts too. I tried to put on an evil glare when she enters. I’m sure to people on earth I would look like Dr. Ev*l’s mini-me from Aust*n Pow*rs. However it had the opposite effect and she just kicked it into overdrive running to my royal sanctuary…rather it has been feeling like a royal prison instead of a crib. Later, I noticed in the mirror it didn’t work because I just look too damn cute. Trying to say that in a non-narcissistic way of course.

---back to the present day---

I am still absorbing mana from my surroundings to get a head start for when I get older. Nyx has told me that most of my mana when I attack will go through the sword as a medium. Similar to a staff for mages, this is because channeling the moves through the sword increases the power of the attack. Plus why would I not use the sword when I have it?

Not that I won’t train hand-to-hand combat, but I will mostly focus on swordsmanship. Nyx also taught me to make sure and refine my mana in meditation by channeling it to the sword and then back again. Sort of how you take dirty clothes(mana) and put them in the washer and dryer(sword) then once they are clean grab the clothes out and put them on(mana core). This is a simple version of the actual process but easy to explain.

The only reason I can do this is because it has Nyx as the soul inside of it. She is Dark attribute, and I have Dark affinity.

However if I did not have her helping me then the mana I turn into Dark attribute would not be as pure. This means later on my attacks and skills with Darkness is going to be on a whole different level compared to others. Such a cheat…

Starting today I am going to make a light training schedule that will push my baby muscles to the limit.

---6 months after birth---

Using my training schedule paired with my meditation has allowed my body to grow quite a bit. Enough to where I can plan better countermeasures against the pedo-maid. It also helps that I talk too, making her obey my orders.

She is pretty much a horn-dog. I have gotten used to it. It’s like when you are sleeping in a forest and you have to make sure and be aware of animals that could attack you in your sleep.

Oh where art thou faithful Nyx when this one is in trouble? Snoring in a damn spiritual part of my body, that’s where. She does help boost my confidence when I’m feeling defeated by my lust-demon-maid.

Mother almost killed me out of joy when I started talking and walking. Anacondas are like rubber bands compared to her grip. I feel like I’m in a trash compacter awaiting my doom. Apparently the parents thought achievement of talking/walking was a cause for celebration and hosted a feast.

While I was sitting next to father eating at the table I asked a question that has been on my mind,

“Father where are all the coffins?”

Media has shown the vampire’s sleeping in coffins, so I was wondering why my crib wasn’t one.

“Huhuhu, my son, who do you need snuffed? I can order my assassins to kill them and bury them in a nice coffin hehe.” [Father with evil grin]

Uwah, that’s scary. That’s not what I meant!

“Sooo, you don’t sleep in coffins?”

“What? Bwahahaha of course not! How am I supposed to fit a harem into a coffin at nigh--*SMACK!*

Hoh, looks like he incurred the wrath of mother again. Damn, there is a humanoid outline in the wall where he soared through after getting hit…

“Don’t worry sweetie, he won’t die from that. It wasn’t even full strength fufu~” [M-m-mother?!]

I try to put on a smile while sweating bullets and somehow it works. The maids look even worse, almost like they just saw a cat turn into a tiger. I was thinking more like an angel turning into a demon.

After Father finally stumbles back into the dining hall all of a sudden the atmosphere turns serious and both Mother and Father look at me.

“Um, what did I do?”

“We were waiting for the right time to tell you…” [Mother]

“…You’re going to have a sibling.” [Father]

Hah? I’m going to be a big brother? What kind of cliché situation is this? I guess it isn’t so bad, I get to brainwash—uh—teach my little brother/sister how to act.

Then maybe if it is a brother I can try and pass the heir to the throne part of my life off to him! Not that being a king doesn’t sound like a sweet deal, but it doesn’t allow much freedom. Or if it is a little sister, I can attack all of her suitor’s mwahahaha!

Unfortunately my thoughts of protecting my could-be little sister were cut short with the next bomb dropped.

“And we have also set up an arranged marriage for you.” [Father]

*crickets in the background*

“What?! Wait a minute, when was this decided? Oh and is she cute? Even though I’m not even 1 year old yet you set something like this up…”

“It will be fine sweetie, you’ll see. She will grow up to be one of the most beautiful women out there!” [Mother]

Hmmm, is this the start to a harem? Meh, who knows?

-----Sin’Zhen Zelfang is 5 years old after next P.O.V.-----

---Lisa P.O.V. from birth to now---

When I first pulled little Sin out of her majesty, I was scared and just wanted to leave the room, but I had to keep a smile on my face. The Queen’s wrath is not to be forgotten. Although Sin did look like the cutest baby I have ever seen in my life.

He had crimson red hair and eyes just like his father, the king. When I thought all was well, the King told me to go drain my blood while they talk together. Time to feed the others…

Now I go with the Queen daily to check up on the little prince, and help when necessary. However today was different. When we walked in, it seemed like Sin was trying to grab something in the air so we looked up and to my horror the ceiling was scratched up and tainted like a bandit whore.

It seemed like they were blaming it on me and I was so lost in thought about how they were going to drink me dry like a water well in the desert. Wuuuu, I’m going to die!

Then suddenly the little prince acts like he wants to suck my blood, oh no, he’s going to be the one to kill me! I knew he was evil!

Ahhh wait this feels so good, ahn I’m getting wet…nooo, I’m a maid! I shouldn’t be so disgraceful…but…it’s no use!!

Next thing I know I’m looking at little prince Sin, but he’s too cute, guh, I can’t take it anymore! I have to hug him!! I need his fangs and all of him!!

It’s like that every time I see him and I still can’t get him out of my head. He tries to obstruct me all of the time but he doesn’t realize it just makes me want him more fufu~. I’m going to serve him for life and give my whole body to him, even if I have to wait for years…

----Sin P.O.V. (5yrs old)---

The past years of my life has been a long ride, and I also have a little sister now who is 2 years younger than me. So later on I will go with plan ‘Destroy Daring Dipshits’ when she grows up. Unless the man has no foul intentions and is innocent then all others will have an unfortunate ‘accident’ occur huhuhu.

On a different note, I have successfully wooed my fiancée, Violet Siprell, during the last couple years. I say woo, but it’s more like ‘sharing a prisoner’s blood for fun’. Yeah it’s a game that would make a bystander who is not vampire cringe in disgust. Hey, it’s a damn good way to have a snack and pass the time when you’re bored.

It’s a game where you take turns draining a prisoner’s blood until he/she dies and if you were the last one that slurped when the prisoner died, then you lose. And what is neat is each race and size has a different amount of blood stored in them so you never know when they run out! The elves die quick though, but they taste magical hehehe. Today Violet won 5-3 so since I’m the loser I have to drink fruit juice. Blasphemy! Fruit juice taste disgusting for vampires, that’s why the loser drinks it.

By the way, I learned the rankings for both Mages and Warriors strength are the same as the adventurer’s guild:

G, F, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS, X, and anything beyond X has not been recorded or even known to exist. The last X-rank was seen centuries ago, and no one knows whether or not he/she still lives. Once you reach S-rank your lifespan increases to 200 years, and keeps rising 200 years each rank until X, which is immortal.

And luckily tomorrow Violet and I will be going to get our Status plates! Nyx and I have been preparing for this for years.

Time to break common sense!

-AUTHOR NOTE: For the lifespan part, this only applies to humans, beastman, etc…… Vampires, Elves, Dragons already have super extended lives.