《Sir Skelliton》Burning Pashions
Advertisement
You press onward.
...
The walls are smooth.
Metal sticks out of them.
...
There are obstacles.
Not doors.
Broken hallways.
You eliminate them.
You press onward
...
You step on a string.
The roof begins to fall.
You press onward and remain unscathed.
Noise comes from in front of you.
“The hell was that?”
“Probably one of those Skull Rats. You know how they are. Ravenous little fuckers.”
“Didn’t see any XP. Might be a swarm. Might see you shit yourself on command again.”
“That’s not funny, asshole. And you know that’s not what happened.”
You press onward.
--------------------------------
Kamong hated guard duty. He also hated working with Oriza. So today was starting to be a shit day, and likely to get worse now that the tunnel trap was just activated.
He couldn’t see how everyone else clamored to be around her or be put on guard duty. Shure, she was pretty, for a hellspawn, but that didn’t fix a rude personality. The purple bitch always insulting him with every other sentence whenever he was around. The fact it was just him who got this treatment made it all
Guard duty? Now that he could understand a bit better. Any easy access to free XP had people frothing at the mouth at any given time. More experience meant more levels, which meant better chances at survival. Damn shame Kamong was a cook first and a fighter second.
He’d be the first to admit he was a coward. He’d seen one too many friends die due to an overestimation of their abilities. Better numbers meant shit against a wall of arrows raining down at you all at once.
Unfortunately, being a coward made you a liability in other ways. Such as having too low a level to fight back. Every spare body may be another potential sword arm. It was worth truly little if they went down after just a feather touch, unfortunately. Which made him a prime candidate for guard duty out here in the backline of the underground.
Advertisement
How he constantly found himself paired with Oriza was just the icing on the shit cake.
“You sure? Real hard to forget the smell.”
Kamong just sighed and grabbed the flamebelcher. A fancy piece of tech, if it didn’t have the poor habit of blowing up every time someone hit it too hard. Just because hellspawn was fire resistant didn’t mean it was a fun experience.
“Keep your jokes to yourself. I’ll take care of the scraps then.”
Rising from the chair he was at, he reached for the door leading to the abandoned tunnels. While he knew no significant threats would be coming through here, it paid never to let your guard down. One mistake was all it took to lose your life.
He then opened the door and found a Skeleton staring him dead in the face.
He froze up when he saw a children’s horror story of an undead walking in front of him. Staring dumbly, he watched as the undead tried to push past him into the room. More out of reflex than conscious thought, he put his arm up to stop them from coming in. It did little as it just slid under his arm and made its way in.
Oriza, from her perspective at least, only saw Kamong open the door and then lean on the door frame suddenly. Her short-lived quip died in her throat when a walking skeleton brushed past him and headed her way. Being taken entirely surprised by this bizarre situation, it took his mind a second to catch up.
A smart person would have sounded the alarm, calling for backup. Another equally intelligent one would have used Kamong to flank the undead in melee. A more cowardly individual would have just turned tail and run, seeing as it was far enough away to not even reach her.
Advertisement
Oriza, instead, made the tactical decisions to pick up her flamebelcher and burn it to a crisp.
To her benefit, she saw the skeleton fall to the ground, easily defeated. Her emotions plummeted when she looked up from the ash pile in front of her and saw a partially scorched Kamong. He did not look the least bit pleased as he was putting the few embers on his clothing.
“Well, I, you know I’ve always thought you were hot stuff you know?”
Her poor joke, and a vague attempt at flirting only earned her a truly unamused face. Oriza could only shrivel up inside while she tried to hide her discomfort with mildly hostile jokes. And all the while that both hellspawn were distracted by a strained relationship, the scorched skeleton appeared to be defeated.
Advertisement
- In Serial28 Chapters
Yashima Chronicles
The island nation of Yashima is in chaos. Armies march to war, pitting cousin against cousin in the fight for power. Sword saints hone their craft in battle, growing more deadly even as the tide of muskets flooding the country make the average soldier ever more dangerous. One woman towers over the era. Known as the blood-soaked flower of the battlefield, it is said that to see her is to risk madness. To fight her is to die. Some even say she draws her power from the blood of vanquished foes. Listening to the rumors, I can't help but feel that my plan to secure a comfortable administrative post has somehow gone awry.
8 201 - In Serial36 Chapters
Old Man's Adventure
A plane flying over the Atlantic Ocean suddenly loses power and prepares to make a water landing. Yet as they crash into the ocean the passengers suddenly find themselves on land. A message greets them, stating that a System has taken over the world and that monsters will begin to spawn in two hours. Due to their circumstances, they have been transported to a special zone, away from the rest of civilization. Amongst the passengers is an old man named Frank Wolfe. At seventy-nine years old, his best days are far behind him. But when the System arrives, he realizes that regaining his youth is possible. The System might bring devastation to the population, but for Frank, it's a chance to have a second go at life in this new world. If he and his fellow passengers can survive, that is. Author's note: I am also participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge :)
8 513 - In Serial15 Chapters
Shitposting in Another World
The natural born shitposter is a master of his craft, a ravenous beast constantly searching for his next kill. Yet, he does not consume flesh... he devours the attention itself. The (You)s spread throughout his body and encompass his soul, filling that seemingly endless void, but never completely satiating it. Our hero is such a monster. One fateful night, when 420s are blazing, and emotions are running high, he submits a post that changes everything. He finds himself in a world unlike his own. A world where attention itself is the greatest source of power of all, and he just so happens to be the best shitposter of all time.
8 146 - In Serial12 Chapters
Prophecy of Kings
A dangerous prophecy hangs over the King of England. War, murder and betrayal rife amongst the Scottish Clans. Will this prophecy bring peace or ruin to the Celtic people?
8 200 - In Serial7 Chapters
The Heavens System Subsidiary (I Was Chosen By The Word)
Vincent Gate, A Middle-Class man with a below low-class life. His mother was a rape victim in coma. To bring his mother out of her coma, He tried all he can but one day all his efforts went to nought and not too long after he followed. He expected to find himself in Satan’s embrace or God’s grace, instead he woke up in a queue of long souls with an Identification No [77777]. He was judged to be passed on but had complications so he couldn’t, hence he had to be reincarnated but with an ability only . By why does he find himself with an overpowered ability and a system to boot? In a new world, new dimension, new danger. How can Vincent Gate expect to survive with an ability to make all that exists his [Sandbox]? ‘’By the Power of [@#[email protected]!], [Devour].’’ ‘’By the Power of [@#[email protected]!], [Rewrite]’’ ‘’By the Power of [@#[email protected]!], [Kill Yourself] Read and find out
8 129 - In Serial39 Chapters
The second granger-Harry Potter
"Oh, this is my sister Ophelia granger."The love interest of this story is going to be Harry Potter. The main character is Ophelia topaz granger, hermiones younger sister.Ophelia is in the same year as the golden trio. She is less than a year younger than Hermione and that is why she is in the same year.~~This story will be in 3rd person and will contain very little smut. A lot of fluff though. The story will mainly follow the Harry Potter storyline, but some events may not take place or be in the correct order.
8 189

