[Today was Saturday and three days have passed since the zombie outbreak. Nothing much has happened since the spiked zombie scared everyone with its roar. I’ve seen it walking around a few times like it was patrolling its territory but besides that, we’ve been safe in our hideout.]

[The only major problem within the group was that it was evolving in a strange direction. The entire group has been separated into two factions, the Chad faction and the no faction. Obviously, I was with the no faction group because the Chad faction was shady.]

[In just three days, about 60% of the people in our group were converted into the Chad faction. Chad created a system based on points, which he called the Chad system. Within this Chad system if you do work like keep watch for the night or clean the bathrooms then you will gain Chad points. These Chad points can then be used to gain benefits from the Chad faction. You can trade the Chad points for things like priority bathroom use, priority shower use, even gaining weapons, and even living in the inner conference rooms which are away from the stairs.]

[The Chad system, which is such a narcissistic name, was definitely shady. I heard a rumor going around that if men earn enough Chad points then they can even trade it for sexual favors from girls. The girls can also earn Chad points from giving sexual favors, and with their points, they can trade it for safety. At first, I didn’t believe that Chad points could actually be used for sexual favors but as time went on the Chad faction grew more and more fanatical. It was even to the point where Chad was being treated as a supreme leader.]

[Compared to the no faction group, the Chad faction was way too energetic and happy about their situation. Everyone in the no faction group didn’t care for the Chad points and just lifelessly lived out these past few days. Those in the no faction were all emotionally damage in one way or another but even this would change after they join the Chad faction. They would come out all happy and supportive of Chad.]

[This made the rumor of trading Chad points for sexual favors even more credible. Chad was the scum of the earth. He was preying on these people’s weakened state and letting them drown their sorrows with the pleasure of sex. He was “saving” them from despair and in return, they would give him fervent support. He was trying to turn this place into his personal sex cult.]

[Chad’s faction had approached me and Gogo multiple times but we would adamantly reject them but they wouldn’t give up. Gogo even told me he woke up one night with a girl stroking him. He was surprised and even almost put her into a chokehold. He lied and told her that he was gay so they should stop bothering him but they didn’t stop. Instead, the men in the Chad faction would constantly sexually harass him and he even regretted lying that he was gay. There was even a handsome guy from the theater club who tried to seduce Gogo by grabbing his ass. This time he did put that guy into a chokehold and since then they stopped going after him.]

[It was unbelievable how crazy Chad’s faction was. Straight men were willing to act gay just to get Gogo to join them. I wouldn’t even be surprised if they had offered their buttholes to him.]

[Chad took a different approach to try and get me to join his faction, or more like getting into my panties. He personally came and asked me if I was doing fine or even offered to give me more of the scarce food we had. I would answer him with the bare minimum and he would leave but his plan didn’t end with that. His posse of bitches would stay behind and berate me on how dumb I am for not seeing how amazing Chad was. They would further harass me by going into all of the bathroom stalls before I could enter them or steal my food when they are distributing it. All dumb petty things to annoy me but I didn’t retaliate back. If I did then that would give the Chad faction the perfect opportunity to “punish” me. Either way, it didn’t matter, if I couldn’t use the women’s bathroom then I would use the men’s bathroom while Gogo guarded me and stealing my food was just plain stupid on their part.]

[Did they really think I wasn’t going to steal back from them? I’m a 100% certified ninja. I can walk and run silently, I can throw shurikens and kunais, I can even silence my breathing, and I can even walk on water(but only two steps.) All I have to do is go in the middle of the night and steal my food back. Even if there were guards, no one will be able to stop me.]

[Our food situation was quite complicated because all we were eating were snacks from the vending machines on this floor. Everyone had thought that these vending machines were our only source of food but after snooping around I learned that the Chad faction was hiding boxes of snacks. These were what Chad was using to bribe people. Since I knew where it was, I would just steal it during the night time when they’re all having sex. The food was stored near the conference room where held their orgies so I didn’t have a need to use my silent walking techniques. Since their guards also joined in on their loud and messy orgies, I could just walk in and take some food for Gogo and I.]

[Chad’s plan was so easy to see through. He wanted me to depend on him to deal with these petty bullies. He was underestimating me, out of the three of us in this body, I was the second mentally strongest. Mei 1 was the strongest while Mei 3 was the weakest. Did he really think I was a weak girl who needed to depend on him because I was being bullied?]

[Even if I did go to him for help he would probably only give these girls a slap on the wrist and no other punishment. If all things go well for him then I would be included in his harem of sex fanatics.]

[I know I wanted to create a harem for Jude but not one like this. I don’t want a harem where all the girls are with Jude because of his selfishness. I want a harem where all the girls truly love and want to be with Jude. If Jude was going to ever act like Chad then I would never give him Mei 1 or Master.]

[Haah, we really do need to escape from here before Chad decides to be more forceful. Even Gogo and I can’t handle the 40 people in the Chad faction. In total, our group only consists of 78 people and the majority was in Chad’s faction]

“Gogo, do you think you can beat up 30 men.”

“30? Are they trained or not?”

[Now that I think about it, the men in Chad’s faction mostly consisted of people in sports. Some of the faces I recognized were from the football team, baseball team, and even tennis. It doesn’t seem like they actually have anyone who knows how to fight. I guess that was why Chad was so insistent on getting Gogo in their faction]

“Let’s say that they are physically fit but don’t know how to fight. How would you fare against them?”

“I could probably handle about half of them by myself.”

“Pretty confident aren’t you? What if they were aiming for your butt?”

“God, don’t even remind me of that.”

“Hahaha.”

[The two of us were currently heading towards one of the inner conference rooms where Chad held his meetings. I don’t know why he called a meeting but it probably wasn’t for something good.]

“Hey, Gogo, do men like big boobs or small boobs. I’m asking for a friend.”

“Are we talking anime sized boobs or real-life boobs.”

“Real life.”

“I’m more of a butt man myself but if I had to choose, I would choose big boobs. The sensation of them bouncing is the best.”

“I see, I see.”

[I guess Master loses this battle then but maybe not. Jude might like a girl on the small size. Master was currently thinking about something between my boobs so she didn’t even hear my conversation with Gogo.]

‘Why are you asking Gogo these questions?’

[After learning that Jude was safe, Mei 3 had slowly recovered. She felt guilty that Jude may have died to save our lives but finding out that Jude was safe made her feel relieved. Mei 1 on the other hand still wouldn’t stop calling out Jude’s name. I don’t think she’ll recover unless she sees Jude in person.]

You’re not smart, are you?

‘What, don’t insult me like that. Tell me and I’ll figure it out right away.’

Nope, you have to figure it out on your own.

‘Hmm, you’re asking about boob sizes with Gogo. What is the importance of boobs? Gogo likes them big but why did Mei 2 ask about it? Does the answer lie within small boobs? Big boobs and small boobs, is there a deeper meaning. A code!?’

[Mei 3 was seriously thinking about my question and she was heading off into a weird direction.]

[Gogo and I enter into the room and could see that almost everyone was gathered already. Chad was standing behind a podium with his guards around him. They were holding quote on quote weapons. One was holding a baseball bat, another a tennis racket, and the other men were holding onto table legs. It was childish compared to the military knife I was carrying in my backpack.]

[Besides the military knife, I also had various tools like my multi-purpose knife, my fire starter, fishing wire, duct tape, hand-powered battery for my phone, hand-powered flashlight, a first aid kit, and my strap of various smaller tools. Mei 1 and Mei 3 always said that I prepare too much but now it's going to come in handy. Even my boots were modified to hide things in there. I’m the only here that knows that I’m a living treasure box in a zombie apocalypse.]

“Good morning everyone. I know these past 3 days have been especially hard on everyone here but don’t fear, we have survived till the 4th day of the apocalypse. Our days are still bright as long as we are still alive.”

“Whoooohh, Chad!!”

“Yeah!!”

“Kyaa!!! Chad!!!”

[The Chad faction began to cheer him on. The no faction group just sat there listening in on what Chad was talking about. They didn’t really care about what happens to the group.]

[I look at Chad’s faction and realize that Professor Jane is with them and she seems pretty happy. It seems that she’s been corrupted by the Chad system. If I remember correctly her husband and she had a strained marriage so they probably haven’t had sex in a long time. She must be drowning herself in physical pleasures. It looks like perm douche was also in the Chad faction but he didn’t have a weapon nor looked as happy as the other men.]

“Calm down. Calm down. I thank you all for your support but there is trouble that is befalling our group. We are starting to run out of food.”

[Everyone in the room gasped and was shocked except a few people. Gogo and I were included with the non-surprised group because I’ve been stealing from their food stock. I stole some last night and they still had enough to last us for another 3 days or so. There was an entire room filled with non-perishable snacks so Chad’s objective must be something else.]

“I’m thinking about sending a team of 2 with 5 people per group to go and retrieve food from the first floor. Those who will be sent are those with the least amount of points.”

[Everyone in the no faction was frightened out of their minds at what Chad said. Since they haven’t been earning Chad points then they have to go down to the first floor where the zombies were. Even if they were living life lifelessly for the past few days, none of them would ever forget the fear of those zombies. They begin to protest.]

“You can’t do this to us. This is unfair.”

“Yeah, it’s unfair.”

“What about it is unfair. Chad created this system a few days ago for all of us.”

“It’s only you lazy bums who didn’t work for the group.”

“Yeah, you have to do some work around here!”

[The no faction group was outnumbered by the Chad faction and was quickly put down. Chad’s fake currency had taken over the group and the no faction group hadn’t adopted it so it could be said that it was there fault for being chosen. They had the opportunity to earn Chad points but they didn’t and now they were regretting it.]

[The no faction group was cornered. If they went on this expedition then that means they may die but if they stayed then they will be shunned and turned into an outcast. Considering how crazy the Chad faction was, I wouldn't be surprised if they decide to start exiling people from the hideout. Either option had the chance of them dying.]

“Calm down everyone. I don’t want to force anyone into having to go down to the first floor. I want them to go willingly. If you cooperate and bring back some food then I will give all of you a thousand points.”

“What!? A thousand points?”

“Are you crazy Chad?”

“Even I’m willing to go if you’re offering so many points.”

[They’re all lying. Every single one of them is part of Chad’s faction. They’re trying to give the no faction group hope that if they return with food then they’ll return as kings. Some of them will fall for it but some of them won’t.]

“I know that there are some girls within the group with no points but I’ll be lenient with them and let them stay. These are the names of the men who are going to be part of the expedition.”

[So that’s his plan. He’s sending all the men that aren’t in his faction to there deaths while turning the girls into prostitutes for his faction. What a scumbag!]

‘What a scumbag!’

I was thinking the exact same thing, Mei 3. Chad is a lying ass piece of shit who thinks with his dick!

[Neither my name or Gogo’s name was called out. Chad still has his eyes set on us but I’d rather be down on the first floor than stay here with his sex cult. ]

‘Mei 2 join the expedition.’

“Mako, join the people going down to the first floor.”

“Let’s join them, Mako. I’m getting sick of this place.

[Three other people had the exact same idea as me.]

“I want to join the expedition!!!”