“Why don’t you come down from up there?” The bronze-skinned girl named Naunet that just appeared out of the water says calmly to the Water God Suijin. “You’re not impressing anyone with this blatant, cheap showmanship.”

“She’s the one who summoned me in this form,” Suijin points his watery finger at me which is at least thrice the size of the Guild building that flew away. “My body was fueled by the sixty-eight thousand two hundred twenty water dragons summoned by her spell!”

“S-sixty-eight… thousand?” Casper nearly chokes on those words.

Just how many times did those spells cast? Obviously, it must have been a lot of times if the spell leveled all the way to level 10.

“Are you seriously going to blame a small child of man?” Naunet asks the Water God and laughs. “You are as childish as I remember you.”

The earth shakes as Suijin roars with the force of ten million lions, lightning flares across the sky from horizon to horizon, threatening to crack and shatter the very heavens. Then Suijin spreads his hands and his body explodes, threatening a thousand-yard high tsunami in all directions before it stops and implodes in on itself. The water dragons that were circling Suijin’s lower body fly off in all directions.

The Water God disappears. Minor, twenty-foot-high waves roll in our direction along with a downpour from Suijin’s disappearance. Naunet raises her hand and water crashes against an invisible spherical shield, rolling off it all around us like heavy rain off a windshield.

As the surrounding sea and sky calm down, Suijin rises from the water in front of us, in a similar fashion to Naunet, forming his body out of the sea’s water supply. He is now a human-sized, imposing water figure with wide shoulders, watery mane similar to a lion, growing from his head down to the bottom of his spine and long, prominent whiskers coming from under his nose like a catfish. The lower part of his body is now covered by what appears to be a kimono, leaving his upper body exposed. Even though his body is formed out of constantly flowing, mixing water, the Water God’s muscular shapes are still clearly defined.

“This must be stopped at once!” Suijin says with a deep voice, no longer causing the earth to shake.

“Don’t worry!” Naunet calms him down. “It will in due time. After properly cleansing this world, of course.”

“It’s already cleansed enough!” Suijin protests. “We must ask Chronos for a rewind!”

“Chronos will split you into atoms before he allows anyone to mess with the flow of time,” Naunet says.

Suijin sighs and says, “Alright. This can be fixed. But this little psycho-loli needs to be disintegrated!”

“WHAT!?” I shout. The others simply stare at the two gods, completely at a loss for words at this strange development. Even Cyra scratches her head while listening to all of this.

“If she’s capable of causing this much trouble already,” Suijin says to Naunet while ignoring me completely, “then who knows what horrors she could unleash upon this universe when she reaches her true potential!”

“I OBJECT!!” I scream at the top of my lungs.

“An excellent idea!” Naunet exclaims excitedly, hitting the palm of her open hand with her clenched fist.

“Huh!?” Both Suijin and me let out the same sound and stare with bewildered expressions at the blue-haired goddess.

“We will have a trial to determine the fate of this small child of man!” Naunet shouts aloud to the skies, making her announcement with grand, theatrical motions.

“Arise Pyramid of Law!” Naunet shouts and grasps with her hand at the air to the left of her and pulls up the nothing that she is holding. The earth shakes as a giant pyramid slowly rises out of the sea. It is glowing in gold, perfectly symmetrical and smooth. At first, it rises as high as a two-story building, then as high as one of the water dragons that used to be here, then it rises to the height of the highest tree of the cannibal-unicorn magical rainforest (which was three hundred feet high). That’s where it finally stops as water slides off its sides.

“Arise Pyramid of Order!” Naunet shouts and grasps at the air to the right of her. The same motion is repeated and the same pyramid rises, only this one shines in silver colors. Now Suijin, Naunet, me, Cyra, Casper, E1, T1, and Mr. Claw stand between the two colossal structures.

“Arise Pyramid of Judgement!” Naunet pulls with both hands at the air in front of her and a third, mithril pyramid rises in front of us. It ends up being just high enough to be clear to everyone to be the highest of the three, but not high enough to be completely unreasonable.

“And now, The Pyramids of The Judged,” Naunet says and raises a single finger. Three bronze pyramids rise out of the water at the white staircase. They stop rising barely fifty feet above the water, looking tiny compared to the other towering structures.

“As for the judge…” Naunet stops and thinks, looking at the sky while tapping her index finger to the side of her face. “Somebody completely impartial... Someone who would not care one way or the other

“Aphrodite!” Both Naunet and Suijin shout out at once in realization.

“Wait why her?” I ask and wonder if what little I know about ancient Gods back in my world is at all applicable here. Most likely, the answer is no.

What I hear next is not suitable for children or when together with your parents. It starts quietly, barely audible and coming from a distance. Slowly the sound grows louder and louder, echoing through the area. There is no mistaking what the sound is. Sultry, orgasmic moans echo through the area growing ever longer and louder. Small pink hears fall from the sky.

Soon, at the apex of the… ‘sounds’, the heart rain condenses and concentrates in one spot—right over the top of the mithril pyramid. As the hearts compress and condense, they take the form of a voluptuous woman with an hourglass figure. As she takes shape, her features turn more human. Fair skin, long, wavy, blonde hair, reaching all the way to her round bottom. Her gigantic breasts look capable of causing massive back pains, and yet they look soft to touch and graciously formed, not like those operated watermelons some girls had back in my world. She has only a single piece of cloth – a thin, almost see-through white dress, that barely leaves anything up to the imagination, including the obvious bulge at her nether region.