《Odd, How I Got Here》Chapter 1!
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The Snivy slowly quieted it's laughter to a chuckle as I quietly stared down a small area of trees with a twitching eye. I'm, going to fucking die, in this realm... I mentally whimpered. Then a thought for some reason suddenly came to mind, with which I looked to the Snivy. "Uh...question. Are, you wild?" I asked with which I got a smile and a curt nod, which prompted my next question. "Okay...," I sighed. Why am I doing this? "Want to join up with me and be one of my new, and possibly few friends in this world?" Okay, why am I asking this, after immediately just fucking meeting this Snivy...plus why am I not going batshit about this as well?
"Snivy!" Snivy said in a happy tone then gave me a surprise hug. Well this is a pleasant surprise, well now I have a friend in this fairly fucked up world...I think I thought with raised brows and a surprised small smirk. Then Snivy released me from her embrace. I then looked at my pack. "Alright, let's see if I have a pokeball...or...something of the sort." I said then went to my pack and then began my rummaging through it as the Snivy tilted her head slightly in question. "Well you're handling this pretty well now, even though with your anxiety shakes going on a bit." Psycho credited me as I searched. I have not a fuck of an idea how I'm actually handling this right now...
"No big surprise." My second voice Vlad said with his best tf2 Heavy impression.
Moments later I felt a rounded object then felt a little knob on it, I then pulled out this object to find out it was, with much surprise a green luxury ball. Wat...Okay, fuck it I'm not even going to question this mindfuckery...
"Huh, looks better with the green and red color scheme." Vlad noted, with which I could agree.
"Alrighty then, this'll do." I said with a undertone of surprise in my Scottish accent, I then kneeled down and held the ball somewhat close to the Snivy then looked at her. "Want to do the honors, or shall I?" I asked The Snivy, I got my answer when She tapped the button with her hand then got sucked in with the signature red energy like the anime. It didn't shake at all like I was expecting, it then sounded with a ping. "Alright, I now have a Snivy...Alrighty then...." I said this with a slow shake of my head.
"I'm really going through with this shit, aren't I...?" I continued. "Twould seem so...well I can't say we won't have fun at least." Psycho said with a half hearted chuckle trying to lighten the mood. "True.....das true. Shits just going to get worse from here..." I sighed then outstretched my arm then let loose my new companion. The Snivy stood there while looking at me with a smile. "Okay then, guess I should get my gear ready then. And figure out where the utter hell I am, then go from there..." I said then turned to my pack and hat on the ground then went to them first kneeling down then getting the pack on then put on my hat.
"Alrighty then to where I be going...wait, I wonder..." I said curious then dug into my pockets for a item I think I might have. After a minute or so of digging through my pockets I found the item, A poke gear. Though, it looked a little odd looking and rather futuristic. Which also it vaguely resembles my Lg Sunrise. "Alright let's see vhere ve go..." I said then my new Snivy came up to me then looked up at me. I let out a somewhat quiet Stitch question hum then looked at her. "Let me guess, you're wanting back up on my shoulder I take it?" I asked in a somewhat neutral but kind tone. "Sni!" Was her happy reply with a nod. I knelt down to be easier for the little Snivy to get on. She jumped on the top of my pack then crawled onto my shoulders then laid upon them with her tail lazing about on my chest and her head under the unfurled part of my hat on my left, then covered herself with my hood of my punisher coat. I looked at her with a raised brow and a rather warm small smile. "Comfortable?"
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"Snivy." Was the cheerful answer I got. "Alrighty then, now back to this." I said then looked at the device. I looked at a icon that looked like a cd with a music note on it. Okay shits and giggles... I tapped the icon on the screen. I was presented with. My, music surprisingly enough. "Well that saves me that bit of hell." I said glad which my new Snivy voiced a questioned tone, with which I looked at her.
"Oh, this bunch of songs on here I listen to help me either help calm down, help me concentrate or help get me pumped up. Usually the latter two." I explained. She gave a nod of understanding. Then a thought popped in. "I almost forgot," I opened up what looked like a browser of some sort that looked a lot like the google search engine. Then I began trying to look up a certain name generator I used in my world for naming my characters in the stories I was making, since I had a hell of a time coming up with names, and sadly even simple ones... "I wonder if this is here..." I trailed after typing in the name of the site. Then the very sites name popped up. "Hello my little virtual friend." I said with a cheerful tone then tapped the site making it's web page pop up. I love technology. Even though you can be an utter ass at times...
I looked at my Snivy, She presented me with a questioned look at the screen then at me. "Figured I'd name you. So I came to this little site here to help me give you one." I explained then began my search by first looking at the name types. "Hmm..." I looked at my Snivy. "So shall we give you a normal name, or a fantasy name?" I said pointing to the two types of names one after the other. She taped the fantasy list with a vine.
"Alrighty then." I said with said tab list showing many types of names which I contemplated for a second on picking one of the sub categories then looked at the Lamia categories, then selected it. "How's a Lamia name sound?"
"Snivy?" Is what was said as she tilted her head. "Oh forgot, Let me try to explain what they are. Uum, they're mythical creatures that are half girl and half snake, which they're famed for quite a few things." I explain hopefully good enough, as well as hoping not having to explain the famed for part... "Snivy sni." She said with a nod of understanding. "Alrighty then, now let's see vhat we can finds." I said then went on the female Lamia names for obvious reasons, then searched.
It was a few moments before I found what seems like a good name. "How's Nesia sound to you?" I said to Snivy looking at her, She looked at me with a smile and a nod of approval. "Alright then, Nesia it is."
"Now that's out of the way. Back to objective two." Vlad mentioned.
I exited the browser back to the main screen, I'd like to say app screen. Then swiped through the applications then spotted a map icon then opened it. "Now...vhere ze hell am I?" I asked as it quickly loaded showing my current spot. My brow slowly raised after reading the text. "...The winding woods?...where the hell?..." I questioned slowly then zoomed out seeing land masses.
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"Kalos...Allllrighty then...I do believe...I, am fucked...lovely...just...just, lovely..." My voice raising higher pitch as my fear grew, then remembering something my friend told me about this place. Nesia looked at me with a note of concern for her new 'trainer'.
"Fucking...wonderful. I'm in the area of level thirties and higher...fucking wundabar..." I said fearful and irritated as I ran my hands through my hair then let them drop moments later.
"Snivy sni snivy vy." Nesia spoke in a tone I would guess telling me to calm down then she nuzzled me lightly. "Amazing how quickly she warmed up to you." Psycho said.
Yeah, It's very surprising to say in the least...I just hope I can continue to be this lucky...
"You and me both." Vlad said hoping all the same.
I then looked to Nesia. "Do you know your way around here?" I asked hopeful.
She nodded then pointed straight ahead. "Alrighty then...hi ho hi ho to where, who the hell knows...!" I said in my usual pessimistics.
Nesia directed me through the forest, and directing from would be sudden dangers of such I wouldn't know currently. I'd hear movement time to time and see rapid movements in the foliage or the bushes, with the occasional chatter from other pokemon, most of the sounds of the chatter I couldn't recognize even though with my memorization of what most pokemon sound like. I then heard some pokemon coming up in front of me. "Oh shit." I said quietly then promptly and quickly hid in a bush, then took off my hat so it didn't poke out or any sort of the meaning. I then heard the footsteps of two pokemon when they got closer I recognized what they were from three repeats of their names, Zoroarks. Thankfully Nesia kept quiet and sat still as I did.
After a few moments they past leaving me in the clear. "To fucking close..." I whispered.
Nesia tapped my shoulder reminding me to go. "Alright, alright." I then got up carefully and then began walking again.
...fuck it, I need to hear my music! I thought in a somewhat irritated state about five minutes in the walk. I fished into one of my pockets for what I assumed to be that pokegear from earlier. Then low and behold I find it in the pocket on the right pant leg then pulled it, then selected the music function. I looked at it with furrowed brows in thought. I vonder... I then looked at the settings then saw an icon that resembled earbuds then the words 'Eject earbuds?' Yes eject earbuds...please be the wrap over the ear types. Please be the wrap over the ear types... I thought as I clicked yes, on the left side of the pokegear two earbuds popped out with my wish coming true, being the pair in this had the type of earbuds that has the little arch that grips on and over the ear so it would stay in place, in high movement situations. Now...how well can these block sound.. I mentally asked myself. "Whelp, one way to find out, but maybe in a more noise producing area would do."
Yeah, soon to be tested note on that.
I gave a slight grin at the earbuds then grabbed one then equipped it to my right ear.
Oh...who to start with...who to start off with... I thought as I looked through my list then selected from Jimmy Eat World. I then began to get a increasing smile knowing that I can play my music, and having it's calming effect wash over me. I then started bobbing my head lightly while mouthing the words slightly. A few minutes and several songs later Nesia tapped my cheek to get my attention. I then turned my head to her with a somewhat questioning look. "What?" I asked genuinely curious.
She then made a motion to the right side of her head like taking something off, I then raised a brow of question processing for a few seconds."Want me to play what I'm listening to aloud?" I asked not really knowing what she's asking of me. She nodded with a smile which clarified my question. Alright... I then got the the device back out then tugged lightly doing a mini test to see if it had that function, which it did as I felt the cord pull back then I let loose of the earbuds which winched back into the pokegear.
After that I could faintly hear it, I then looked on the sides of the device to see if there was a volume button or wheel, which I spotted the former then pressed the button several times to the point that I could sing to the song and hit the pitch of the singer easily. The song that started playing was Pain by Three Days Grace.
I then sang quietly to the song matching the tone of my voice to the song as I lightly bobbed my head as I walked. "Just let me know if you want me to change the song." I notified Nesia, which she answered me with a 'Okay' if I were to guess. We continued the little journey for an hour now while she continue to direct me while my music played for entertainment. "Me'sa has bad feeling..." Psycho noted with uneasiness in his voice.
Dude, nothing bad is going to happen. I reassured even though my internal anxiety shakes were going off.
"For now at least..." Vlad noted.
"Still can't help the feel..." Psycho commented.
Then all of a sudden I got pulled down to the ground as an energy ball nearly decapitated me. "What the!-" I began to say then an explosion happened near me. "Fuck!" I finished my sentence quickly getting into a position that I could look at the impact point of what exploded with very widened eyes of shock. "Holy mother of FUCK! We almost got fatalityed!" Psycho said appalled.
"TO FUCKING CLOSE! WAY TOO FUCKING CLOSE!" Vlad screamed in shock.
I heard Nesia sigh in relief. "Thanks for the denial of decapitation Nesi." I said very thankful, though still in a state of shock from note of my voice being raised from my normal high pitched voice.
"Snivy sni..." Nesia said still a little surprised from that random flying attack patting my shoulder lightly.
"Jesus sweet mother of fuck that was too close..." I breathed. I then heard the grunts and yells of two pokemon in battle with sounds of their attacks booming, I then turned the sound of my p.g down (that's how I'm going to abbreviate the initials). "Yeaaah...iii'm just going to gtfo away from this..." I said with Nesia agreeing, then we began to go away from the battle, and resumed our objective of getting out of this forest...
It was another hour before we hear some bushes rustling then heard something running, I assumed it was on all fours analyzing the footfall pattern. Nesia looked behind us her eyes widening. She then began rapidly tapping my shoulder I then turned around quickly to see a shiny Zorua running towards me while looking back then bumped into my leg making me lose my balance slightly. I then heard a roar not to far, then heard the thudding footsteps. "Should I run like hell?" I asked Nesia even though I wouldn't understand fully of what she would say.
"Snivy sni, sni snivy!" She said in growing distress I then did a one eighty and began booking it. I then heard the thudding get louder spurring me to go faster, I then looked behind me for a split second and saw the Zorua running very close by me then I gave my attention back to the front of me dodging a tree here and there and leaping over an occasional bush. "Shitshitshitshitshitshitshit!" I repeated in rapid succession as I ran, while Nesia gripped my coat and shirt. "Nesi! Still behind?" I said quickly as I ran. She looked behind us then seeing what was chasing us, a Trevenant. Seeing this she made a prominent 'Oh shit' look when she noticed it being two and a half feet taller then a normal one, She looked at me with that look which I took note that it was very much so behind us. "Oh fuck my life running to hell and back again!" I yelled as I ran for my life as Nesia klung on tightly as I ran.
Vengeful one by Disturbed began playing helping me go into a state of focus as my eyes widened and give me a small boost of energy, I looked to my right to see that the Zorua started to slowly decrease in speed. "Damn it all!" I groaned then got closer to the Zorua, then I leaned and picked up the little Fox and place it on my other shoulder then began to go into a dead run, with Nesia keeping a vine on my hat so it wouldn't fly off as I ran. "Yalla! Yalla!!" Psycho yelled urging me on. "Son of a bomb bastic bitch muffin!" I said narrowly dodging a branch and continued running but as I continued I started to get tired. "Nesia?"
"Sni?"
"Please tell me you know grass knot!" I asked with an undertone ple.
"Vy!" She said confidently, then a few seconds later I heard the surprised yell then a deep thud from the Trevenant. "Alright, Loving the Snivy now!" Psycho said more cheerful now. "Same! Now keep running!"
Doing that! I'm not here for several hours and something wanted to fucking kill me! God damn it!
Radioactive then began playing as I ran for another minute before hiding and stopping between some very large trees gasping for air, dropping to my knees while Nesia and the Zorua jumped off. Then I took off my pack then I was on my hands and knees then took off my hat and plopped onto my back breathing heavily. Nesia came up to me with a concerned look with the Zorua in tow surprisingly looking concerned about me as well. I raised my arm a bit pointing upwards. I then noticed the little fox had vivid magenta eyes. Those are such beautiful eyes... I thought tiredly.
"I'm...okay...need rest...dear god...ran...too much..." I said in between breathes then dropped my arm limply. I laid there for another minute then sat up still breathing slightly hard. Which after I did the Zorua leaped onto me, hugging me which made me give a surprised look while planting me back onto the ground nuzzling me. "Thank you!" I heard a girl's voice say gratefully, which caused me to go wide eyed darting my eyes to multiple directions. "Thank you so much for saving me from that Trevenant!" The voice said again, then I realized where the voice was coming from. I then looked down at the still hugging Zorua with a smile starting to form. "Your welcome." I said somewhat casually lightly patting her back.
Then the Zorua let go of her embrace around my neck then sat on my lap with Nesia eyeing her, likely keeping an eye on the little fox as I sat back up. "Good god that was an unneeded workout..." I said quietly to myself running a hand through my thick hair. I then looked at Nesia with a grateful smile. "Nesia, you are now my little miss badass!" I stated happily which she grinned and a very light blush showed on her cheeks, almost unable for me to tell with a quiet chuckle.
I then looked at my watch, 11:24 a.m Is what read on it. Not here three hours...not even three hours, and I was close to becoming dead...twice!...why do I have the feeling it's going to get worse then that Trevenant?...God damn it... I thought.
"Yeah getting that feeling to dude...getting that feel." Psycho agreed. I then looked at the two pokemon. "You, know. I'm going to rest for a few minutes. That alright with you?" I said looking at Nesia, then she gave an understanding nod. I then noticed The Zorua looking off to a different direction as if looking for something. Okay immediate unnervingness... I thought looking at the Zorua. "Don't tell me that damn thing is still looking?" I asked fearful. "It's trying to..." She answered looking at me.
"Shit." Was Vlads singular word of thought from that answer, I then laid back down. This is just going to be a pain in the ass... "Merda..." I spoke using my small bilingual skills.
This is War from 30 seconds to Mars played quietly as I lay there as Nesia and The Zorua kept guard.
It was a good ten minutes before I felt good enough to continue my ungodly walk, but before I began to walk on again, I seriously needed a drink. So with that in mind I sat up and grabbed and pulled my pack to me and dug into it feeling around for a bottle. And low and behold and to my new moment of happiness I found a one liter bottle of mountain dew. "Oh sweet christ!" Psycho yelled in my mind in happiness while I smiled happily. I then twisted the cap whilst it hissed, then heard little snaps then the cap came off, with which I drank heartily. I sighed in content after having a long drink. "Ahh...das ist good dew..." I said a smile spread upon my face, both Nesia and the Zorua eyed the green bottle curious. I then raised a brow looking at Nesia then the little fox alternating from the two. "Um...Will?"
Yes...?
"Why are they staring?"
.....I think they're eyeing my dew
"I think they want a drink."
"Psycho...last thing we need, is a sugar, caffeine highed Zorua and Snivy. You realize how bad of an idea that is right now..." Vlad warned and pointed out.
Das ist good point...
Me, Psycho and Vlad conversed as the two pokemon continued to look at the bottle of mountain dew, somewhat thirstily I might add.
I then glanced at my backpack then a thought crossed my mind. I then slowly put the bottle back in the pack then with hope I tried rummaging for bottles of water. Come on, come on...there has to be some...damn it, where are you sneaky little plastic jackasses. I thought getting nervous and irritated.
Come on- yes! I thought as I finally found and grabbed two bottles and pulled them out. "Here's some water for the two of you." I said outstretching my hand with the water bottles to them. Nesia came up to me, nodded a thank you taking one then the Zorua came up as well and took the other one. Nesia opened hers and took a drink, but the Zorua had a difficult time getting the cap off.
Which Nesia grabbed the cap of the Zorua's bottle with a vine and twisted the cap off for her which she gave a thankful smile, and sat and grabbed the bottle with her fore paws and lifted the bottle carefully and began drinking her fill then sighing in some contentedness.
That was a little close...
"Just a little." Psycho noted.
"So, shall we continue traveling?" Vlad asked.
"Alrighty then..." I said quietly then got up into a knelt position then zipped my pack up then swung it around sliding my arms in then it landing on my back then I stood up. As heavy as it looks...it feels pretty damn light. I thought adjusting the straps a bit to make it more comfortable. "Alright since those two bottles are empty, Nesia I need you to put them in my pack in the middle pouch." I told Nesia which she complied and did just that, stuffing the two bottles as they made crinkling noises, then zipped up the pouch. I then went over to my hat and knelt down, grabbed it then placed it back on my head. Nesia then got comfortable again laying down on my shoulders with her head on my left shoulder where my hat shaded as she lazed her tail on my chest.
The Zorua then looked at me, which caused me to slightly raise a brow. "Just wondering but, do you have anywhere to go? Anyone you can be with?" I inquired curious. Her ears then flattened in a saddened state. "No...no I don't have anywhere to be. Or, anyone I can be with out here. I'm, just alone. I have been for a while now..." She said sadly which caused me to soften my expression to a somewhat somber look. Then a thought came to the psychotic voice of my mind. "Dude, she should come with us!" Psycho said enthused by the idea. I mulled it over for a moment .....ah fuck it, why not. I thought giving into the idea. "On that thought....want to come with me then?" I asked with a raised brow and a slight tilt of the head with my uncontrollable internal anxiety shakes going off from this moment.
She perked up at the question, then smiled gratefully. "Yes! I'd love too!" She said happily swishing her tail side to side. "Great! Two pokemon in one day! God dude that luck of yours. Good god is it surprising." Psycho said in a some of mirth.
"That it is....And the new friend group grows." Vlad said somewhat quietly.
"Slowly! But surely!" Psycho replied in a sense of happiness.
Could This Be from Noisia began to play then came my next question. “Want to be tethered to one of my pokeballs? Or do you want to stay without one for now?" I asked in a sense of politeness. The little fox mulled it over for a few moments then gave her answer. "You can capture me." She replied.
"You sure? I'm not going to force you." I commented with a raised brow.
"I'm sure." She said more sure of her decision.
"Alrighty then." I said with a half smile, then began taking my pack off with Nesia adjusting from the strap sliding from under her, then I knelt down placing my pack in front of me. After that I tried to remember which large pocket I had found the luxury ball from earlier. It took me a minute but I found the pocket in my backpack where I found it. Found you, ya sneaky little dick. I thought as I pulled out yet another luxury ball out of the pocket. ...vell then...
"Vell then indeed..." Psycho chimed largely unsurprised.
Like I said before...I'm not even going to question this mindfuckery...
"Want the honors?" I asked the Zorua as I held the ball to her.
"Sure." She said then bumped her head on the ball going through the process of capture.
After this was done, I let her out. "Alright, now the next step. Would ye like a name?" I asked in a somewhat kind Irish sounding tone.
She nodded with a grin. "Alright then, give me a sec here..." I said trailing off as I got out the p.g. to look up my ever so useful name generator. Come, come to me for thy aid of name making! I exclaimed in my mind dramatically.
I thought as I typed into the search engine the name of It then selecting the site then began my search. Searching in the elven name category, which finding the name for her wasn't to hard. "...How does Elora sound?" I asked with a small smile and a raised brow. (Pronounced El-o-ra. instead of E-lor-a)
Her smile grew even more from the name. "It sounds great!" The Zorua now known as Elora exclaimed happily, which caused me to smile.
I then stood up smirking slightly. "Hi ho hi ho, to the nearest town or city we go!" I sang slightly deepening my voice. Then the song Boulevard of broken dreams played as we began moving albeit keeping watch for the Trevenant from earlier. "I hope there's food in that backpack." Vlad said hoping.
Well there ought to be. Think about it, a big ass pack like this is going to have at least some food.
"True."
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