Just to note first. There will be bands and songs that will be listed throughout the story to give a better mood to the situation. And get the feel of my needed use of listening to the music I have here. Plus you'll most likely see hyperlinks to the songs listed, Click on them if you like or search them yourself. Oh and if you finish a part that had a song playing, you can just enjoy that song then go to the next and continue reading.

Second to note and fair warning. This is rather vulgar, so this isn't for the faint of heart, hell you might like some of the mix cussing that comes up with throughout this.

Right, text types to look for!

"Hello normalcy"

My thoughts

"Others thoughts"

"Telepathy"

[translations]

Voices?

"I'm Psycho! Waass uuup!"

"And I'm Vlad! Hello Readers!"

Those two are my resident voices in my head.

"Like us! Hate us! Ve no care! And no I'm not german."

"And nor am I Russian, It's just a name. Though I can do the accent. So, shall we start this then?"

Right! On to the story! (I apologize for the level of description at the begining, it was the only way for me to get it out at the time of writing, so please bear with it.)

Oh here we go...

I laid there, asleep. But my sleep didn't last as I felt the rays of the retinal burner known as the sun as it tried to burn it's light through my lids and into my eyes. I held my lids tight as I feebly tried to keep those rays out as they continued their onslaught. But, I finally yielded… I slowly tried to open my eyes but quickly brought a hand up to quell those rays of light. When my eyes finally adjusted, and my senses began to wake themselves, it's then I finally make note of where or a kind of place of where Iam. I then bug eyed from seeing a forest canopy.

"...Wait...what, bu ,fu, ha, wha, but, how, why, in the utter fuck am I in a fucking forest?" I questioned incredulously after a moment before I put my glasses on and continued looking as confusion and fear made their routes through my mind. I immediately sat up looked around myself quickly, noting that I was sleeping on a grassan floor next to a large tree, though oddly I didn't begin itching like I would normally when my skin would be after touching said grass.

I very quickly got up, I noted my gear that I could see on at the moment. One, my two tungsten rings my mom gave me, one on my middle finger on my right hand, and one on my left ring finger. Then my watch on my right wrist which read 8:47 AM. Then my Seether wristband on my left wrist that was pushed up a couple of inches so it didn't flop around my wrist. I had on my black and gray camo cargo pants, with some of the pockets bulging to certain degrees and as my shirt, it was one of those neon yellow shirts with warning text saying "WARNING YOU MAY GO BLIND BY MY PURE AWESOMENESS!" With my black punisher coat covering the edges of the text.

(excluding the pin)

I then spotted oddly enough my pirate hat that my uncle gave me for a pirate event a few months ago with the trinkets that I acquired for it attached. Said trinkets being, a chainmail bead, then a jade like bead in a gold like casing on the left side of the hat, as well as a choker azure stone necklace attached around the brim, with a somewhat gaelic inspired brim bin and finally a turkey feather. Next to it is a fairly large dark blue travel pack or might I say rucksack, which looks like one I'd pick out. Durable with uber space throughout it with padding for the shoulders and lower back for comfort, and some pouches on the shoulder straps and a semi secret pocket just behind the lumbar cushion.

As I looked about my surroundings analyzing them and the items around me, little did I know a small green snake like creature stood upon a branch a small ways from me with a mischievous grin. "Snivy sniv vy..." The little green creature smiled mischievously and chuckled as it waited for it's moment.

"Okay, think...how the fuck did this happen…How, in the utter morbid fuck. Did this fucking happen?!" I trailed in nervousness as my fear grew being fueled by my anxiety.

"Well, we we're asleep last night." One shrill-ish high pitched voice said in my mind trying to help piece what happened.

"Minor no shit Psycho..." I replied to the voice. "Well, we sure as hell didn't do some sort of fucking transportation ritual." The other deep soothing sounding voice added, with the reply of the previous voice. "None that we know of."

"True, but couldn't really do one in my house if we wanted to, since one. No items present for it and two I don't have knowledge of said items or how to do it either nor the ability to." I answered the first voice.

"Point taken, so that theory is fucked."

"Yeah. Big time." I said my voice getting a little shaky from my internal anxiety shakes.

"So now the question begs itself. How in the unholy fuck did we get here?" I inquired raising my voice. "OH FUCK!" I shrieked with a high pitched voice as I quickly regained my balance as something landed on my shoulder, making me nearly fall. Thankfully I can regain my balance fairly well and quick as I hopped on one leg a few times then went rigid then stood back up but the entire time I heard a semi quiet feminine snickering in my right ear. I turned my head with bulging eyes to see what clung on my right shoulder for a quick moment, I did another minor scream as I leaped to the side a few feet. The little green creature held on fairly well. Now laughing her little ass off.

When I regained my balance again I stared at this creature, it was a very familiar creature before very quickly remembering what it was. "Holy mother of fuck! A Snivy!" I said with a twitch of the eye realizing what creature this is. "Wait...oh...oh shit...oooh, fuck my life…" I said looking down to the ground quietly realizing possibly where I am. "Son of a bitch," The first voice in my head said. "We're in the fucking world of Pokémon!" The other finished surprised and shocked with just a touch of irritation.