Chapter 0010

Leviene end up in a secluded garden. Looking to see no one was in the area, Leviene dropped her pant, unwind her tail and pulled her pants back up.

“Listen you unneeded piece of flesh. There’s only one head commanding this body, and it’s isn’t you. So you better behave before I decide I fit in better without you!” The tail wagged so vigorously the little girl lost her grip on it. She spent the next few minutes wrestling with her tail. Once she thought she got a good grip on it, it slitter out of her grasp.

Dog owners get the pleasure of watching their beloved pets chase their tails.

In some parts of Asia, monkeys loiter the streets. The monkeys were caught to put on a show for their owners. It is cruel and inhumane to have the monkeys fight each other, but if they put an irritating object on the tail, the monkey did their utmost to remove said object, then it can't be called cruel and inhumane. Leviene once called it the monkey dance. She laugh her butt off. It was funny to her. How can an animal with high agility not catch its own tail.

Now, the little Perrian Let was glad no one was here to see her do her own version of the dog chasing its tail or the monkey dance. Video cameras are the invention of the devil in times like these.

"You damn appendage, you dare act like a pervert on a train. I'll crouching tiger hidden dragon you. I'll show the moves that made this girl legendary in Krenly Elementary." Leviene got into a crouching position, getting ready to attack her prey like a crouching tiger getting ready to pounce on prey, although due to her size relative to every other Perrian Let in the game, she is more like a little kitten playing with the cat toy.

With a jump, dash and a twist here and there, the short Perrian Let began an epic battle with a legendary foe she was doom to never win against.

During the fight with herself, the female player came to a realization about herself.

Self realization brought about these thoughts. “Gentleman, I would like to extend my utmost apologies to you guys. I always thought females were better than you guys because we can control our sex drive and not be led around by the appendage between our legs. Now having an extra appendage that does not listen to command, has a mind of its own and likes to have sex, I realized I did men a great disservices. I am very sorry. I’ll get on my knees and beg, just TELL ME HOW I CAN CONTROL THAT POS! “

That, that thing is like a grabby hand you can’t get rid of. It’s worse than a python. When Leviene grabbed it, it slips away, when she hold it close to maintain her grip, the tips fondle her breast, when she grip the tip, the base wriggle between her leg to arouse her. “HELP ME GET IT OFF PLEASE!”

“You have to relax.” a voice answered Leviene’s question. Did she asked for help out loud?

Mortified, the Perrian Let drop her tail and turn to assess the intruder. She was tall, more than 8 and a half feet, rainbow wing color spanning 17 maybe 20 feet across. Iridescent or maybe pearlescent describe her best. She’s like a living rainbow, her hair like diamonds refracting light, shining different colors.

“What?”

“Lara, mi amigdalinos, you have to relax or you’ll never get control of your tail,” the woman said in a proud but exasperate voice.

Leviene looked around seeing no one but this intruder, “Who are you talking to lady?”

“Lara really!”

“My name Leviene. Not Lara.”

“L A R A. Lara dear, you do know how to spell right?” Patronizing b*tch! Of course she know how to spell. She’s the one who don’t know how to spell. Leviene is spelled oh Leviene Altreyes Rayael Arganox, LARA.

Leviene stiffen. This woman was no ordinary player or NPC. Name tag displays are under the control of the user. A player can set their name to display on the name of their current character or the name of all their characters combined.

Account names are not revealed. Too many malicious spywares, trojans and viruses float around the internet trying to steal personal information. Beside, Leviene didn’t know the name of her account since she was forcibly relocated here.

She can see Leviene’s full name, not just the name displayed. The little Perrian Let squinted her eyes, trying to see the name of the intruder. Nothing. She pointed the virtual cursor over the character. Still nothing.

Warily, Leviene slowly edged back. The weird intruder didn’t follow Leviene. Or if she notice, she didn’t give any indication.

Leviene had every right to be worried. Since the intruder can overwrite her personal setting and peer into private information as well as blocking her information from appearing before the short Perrian Let, the woman had the ability to manipulate the system.

The beautiful, multifacet woman was either a game master (abbreviated GM, an employee of the game company who has certain privileges within the game to fix issues) or she was one of the game developer.

Being the latter is more terrifying than the former. If she was a GM, then she was close to the powerful being that kidnapped? teleport? thousands of humans from Earth into Arashia.

Until she knows the situation, Leviene did not want to annoy a powerful entity capable of erasing her character, or worst yet, steal all her gold!

The scarier situation is if the weird intruder was one of the game developers.

The cut scene explained it all. This world is a prison turn playground for bored powerful beings looking for amusement.

How powerful are the whimsical entities? They are over level one million.

Leviene shivered at the thought. In all games, the higher the level, the harder it is for the player to get to the next level. For example, it requires 10 million experiences point to get from level 60 to level 61. To get from level 61 to 62, it requires 20 million experience point.

Judging by the general gaming trending, the game developers had to be at least a million years old.

Leviene never believe humans can live to be a million years old, or at least she can’t. Her attention span is small. Boredom sets in easily. Should a human live to a million years old, they are either insane or their thought process change to the point where it defy the common logic of mortals.

They can’t be blamed for it either. Several hundred years ago, everyone thought the world was flat. Undeniable proof emerge of the round Earth. Bring the person who believe the world is flat to the modern they and they will end up in a psychiatric ward.

In any situation, Leviene knew this woman was dangerous.

“Are you relaxed now?” Leviene notice her voice had a indulgence, happy inflection.

“Umm yes?”

Suddenly, the crazy woman’s face scrunch up. She launched herself at Leviene. Leviene turned to run, but she was fast. She grabbed Leviene by the tail, lift her up and spanked her once and only once. Because with just one hit, it took Leviene’s life from 100% to 1% and the young Perrian Let didn’t think the insane woman was even trying to hurt her.

She then turn me around and cuddle the small player. “Lara mi amigdalinos, don’t ever lie to me. Children should never lie! I’ll forgive you this one time. Ah, my sweet sweet baby is back.”

Yes, don’t lie to the bipolar psycho. “Quit with the cuddling lady. I don’t like it!” Leviene said, exasperated. The small Perrian Let said that but she wasn’t trying to hard to really push her away. 1% life here. “And no cheek pinching, coochi coo or any baby babble. I’m an adult.” She thought for a bit then tacked on, “And call me Leviene.”

The lunatic grabbed Leviene by the waist and lift her to eye level. The iris of her eyes are black with streaks in them. How unusual.

A tear clung to the edge of those beautiful eyes. Leviene blamed her gentle personality. She didn’t want this woman to be sad. The short Perrian Let gently wipe away the tear while scoffing at herself, “Damn Hollywood and the male lead wiping the tears of the female lead in a secluded romantic setting leading to love and happily ever after. This is not it.”

The tear crystallized. Leviene was surprised when the object appeared in her hand, but the greedy player can affect a poker face when wealth is involved and along with a little sleight of hand, the objected was directly deposited into her inventory.

“Leviene is one facet of Lara. I’d rather address the whole rather than a portion of you. Call me Madalinos like you alway did.” Madalinos peppered the short Perrian Let with baby kisses, more ticklish cuddling and wing on wing petting.

Unsurprisingly, the weird woman’s name tag change from ???? to Madalinos. Someone with the power to rip a hole from one dimension to the other can easily change their name.

“Stop!” Leviene tried to sound stern, but laughter burst out of her. Not the adult amusement laughter either, but the little girl giggles. Who takes a giggling little girl seriously? “No cheek to cheek rub either.”

“Five minutes, then we’ll discuss things like adults.”

“Fine! I’m timing you too.”